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Jonathan Gitlin

@jonathangitlin.bsky.social
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Yeah, I live in Texas, yeah, I’m a lawyer (but not yours).

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Jonathan Gitlin @jonathangitlin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Republican staffers' use of swastikas raises eyebrows among liberal critics.
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Jonathan Gitlin @jonathangitlin.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
At Costco right now and HFS
Sunset Sarsaparilla from Fallout New Vegas
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Jonathan Gitlin @jonathangitlin.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
It’s 2003, it’s 2026, etc, etc
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Jonathan Gitlin @jonathangitlin.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
So anyways I stopped off at the bougie grocery store today.
A picture of a package of pâté
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Jonathan Gitlin @jonathangitlin.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
JFC. The knew, for 10 days ahead of time.
"They're saying, 'you gotta go in if you want to play and get reimbursed," said one industry official familiar with the conversations.
The offer has been on the table for the last 10 days, the person said. "But the infrastructure currently there is so dilapidated that no one at these companies can adequately assess what is needed to make it operable."
President Donald Trump suggested in a televised address Saturday morning that he fully expects U.S. oil companies to pour big money into Venezuela.
"We're going to have our very large United States oil companies, the biggest anywhere in the world, go in, spend billions of dollars
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Jonathan Gitlin @jonathangitlin.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
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Jonathan Gitlin @jonathangitlin.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
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Jonathan Gitlin @jonathangitlin.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Also, this comment was amazing.
Imagine driving down to Alexandria on your chariot and bumping this absolute classic.
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Jonathan Gitlin @jonathangitlin.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
😳😳😳
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Jonathan Gitlin @jonathangitlin.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
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The former judge also said that during the 2022 conversation, he "in a joking manner" may have told Cavenaugh that if he were to forced to disclose anyone he "ever slept with, that could be a problem."
"I probably did say something like that, probably totally inappropriate," Jones said.
"But I probably said something like that because I thought this was ridiculous."
A government attorney asked if Jones had intimate relationships with others who appeared before him in court. Jones cited his Fifth Amendment rights in response.
Jones also said he didn't believe he had a
"household" relationship with Freeman that would require him to recuse himself in cases involving her or Jackson Walker, despite putting her on the deed to their home. Jones said he found no definition of
"household" in judicial canons, so sought other definitions.
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Jonathan Gitlin @jonathangitlin.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Seriously though
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Jonathan Gitlin @jonathangitlin.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
Apparently I was #51,125
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #51,125, Jonathan Gitlin ‪@jonathangitlin.bsky.social‬, joined on Apr 30, 2023"
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