Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The stupidity of this has many layers, not the least of which is the incentivization of stupidity as a pre-requisite for being tolerated by the government. When stupidity becomes the law, then only outlaws won't suffer from stupidity. 000
Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026How convenient, that they should suddenly invent books a few short months after inventing scanning all the books into an A.i.'s cyber-ontological black box code that nobody can read, and then burning all the hard copies Ray Bradbury style. What are the odds? www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVm8...youtube.comMC Frontalot - Secrets From The Future [LYRIC VIDEO w/ TEXT-TO-IMAGE A.I.]YouTube video by MC Frontalot 000
Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026What's Russia going to do, give him his bases back? 000
Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Happy four-year Ængusversary for those who celebrate! www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZFz...youtube.comThe Toxhards - Ængus, The Prize-Winning HogYouTube video by The Toxhards 000
Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026R.I.P. Jim Baker www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUci...youtube.comFrank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account (The Torture Never Stops, The Palladium, NYC 1981)YouTube video by fables 010
Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I AM a Creature of the Night... I am a comic book artist! 011
Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 26/06/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE3u...youtube.comFanny - Blind Alley (1971) | LIVEYouTube video by Beat-Club 000
Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 25/06/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZer...youtube.comExploring a Massive Abandoned Research LaboratoryYouTube video by The Proper People 000
Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 23/06/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQaI...youtube.comJohnny Cash - The Legend of John Henry's Hammer (Official Audio)YouTube video by JohnnyCashVEVO 000
Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I just noticed something... Statistically speaking, 100% of all trillionaires are Nazis. 010
Reposted by Jonas PlanckVictor Bizar Gómez @bizargomez.bsky.social · 17/06/2026“Who’s The Real Joker Now?” My love letter to Balatro. This piece took forever to finish since I‘d only work on it for 20 minutes before i end up playing a couple rounds instead. 5366421705
Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 17/06/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld_2...youtube.comRichard Delvy - Green Slime theme (The Green Slime)YouTube video by B-Movie Madness Radio 000
Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Still not enough. Who's going to cut ICE's funding? Who will stop providing them with weapons and get-out-of-jail-free cards? 000
Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 15/01/2026The mass laugh reacc "attacc" is the frenzy of sexual cripples. 000
Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 01/01/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjlh...youtube.comWho Got The Number - Pigmeat Markham Pig's Popcorn - First Rap Records 1969YouTube video by Sounds Good 000
Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Yes, and FURTHERMORE you sound as if you have been VACCINATED against viral pathogens, which means I can't kill you as easily as I have could have otherwise! DRAT! 000
Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 01/01/2026IF there was a cure for stupidity... I'd take it anyway just to see if I got a massive brain boost from it. But the people who need it most would REFUSE to take it. 010
Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 20/12/2025When people talk about "4-D chess" they don't fully understand that they're the PAWNS, do they? 000
Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Weird Al Yankovic Covers Killing In The Name by Rage Against the Machine kottke.org/25/12/weird-...kottke.orgWeird Al Yankovic Covers Killing In The Name by Rage Against the MachineAt a recent Portugal. The Man concert in NYC, Weird Al joined the band on stage for a pair of songs, including a cover of Killin 010
Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 22/11/2025I have theories. Here's one: The CIA minus DEI equals the world's most incompetent CIA. 000
Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Well punishing Lucifer for all eternity isn't going to put that toothpaste back in the tube. What's done is done. We have the knowledge that makes us either good or evil now, and you can't take that away from us, because it's what makes us human. ...ironic, ME saying that. But I USED to be human. 021
Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 15/11/2025The reason I don't joke with "the awakened" about how the painted dotted yellow lines on the road control their behavior subconsciously, is that I don't want to accidentally be responsible for a needless car crash. There IS a place for order in the world, sometimes chaos is NOT the answer. 000
Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Welcome, barbarian, the the WHEEL OF PAIN!media.tenor.coma man is holding onto a pipe in the desert .ALT: a man is holding onto a pipe in the desert . 000
Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Giving Bill Clinton a sloppy hummer? Any other country, the hummer would NOT be consensual. 000
Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 15/11/2025In the interest of maintaining decency, and to serve the goal of avoiding profane language, we will be calling it "BUTTBUTTINATION" from now on. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBip...youtube.comHawkwind - Hassan I Sahba (1977)YouTube video by Fuzz & Fables 010
Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 11/11/2025I concur, LET IT SLIP.youtube.comPLANETOID Let Slip the AbominationYouTube video by PlanetoidMusic 010
Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Today is Five Rabbit on the Mayan calendar. It is now safe to do that thing you've been thinking about starting. 000
Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 04/11/2025"My goodness is a sacrifice I'm willing to make for the greater good... if I spend eternity in hell for saving my people, then that is a price I am willing to pay!" ---someone important, probably. 000
Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Dude said "Labor doesn't exist without incentives" and I sent back "So that means the rich don't work, right?" *Mortar shell explodes behind me* Still waiting for a reply. 020
Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Well be fair, do you have any idea how HARD it is being blatantly racist while still trying to maintain some kind of plausible deniability that allows for the possibility that maybe you're NOT racist? It's so complicated that most racists can't even manage to pull it off! 011
Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Was Crispin Glover there?media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is holding a glass and the word chaos is on the screenALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a glass and the word chaos is on the screen 000
Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Another auto-generated playlist, your results may vary. But my results are curated for the GROOVES, so... www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9iY...youtube.commcbaise - AliceYouTube video by mc bess 010
Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 01/10/2025They're just going to start deporting people to fake made up comic book countries like "Latveria" and "Corto-Maltese." and "Madripoor." Some maga thug is going be looking at the map and correcting it with a sharpie, saying things like "Fiji doesn't exist, this is SKULL ISLAND from now on." 000
Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 30/09/2025So... if you FA, that means ANTIFA is against your behavior, right? PRO-FA people are in favor of fucking around, but not necessarily in favor of finding out, which means that the opposite of the PRO-FO ANTIFA is an ANTIFO PRO-FA. 010
Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 18/09/2025The only way to do this properly is to make Angela the anti-hero, delivering justice to all the perverts and bullies of that terrible campground filled with awful people... 140
Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Public transportation levels the playing field, they can't revoke your ability to travel if the ability to travel still exists after they suspend your right to drive. And the rich won't be affected by that. EVERYTHING is about population control now, even the damn infrastructure planning. 010
Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Were never exactly the sharpest rubber balls in the toolkit, were they? 000
Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 14/09/2025www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xtuj...youtube.comLaurie Anderson - Sharkey's Day (Official Music Video)YouTube video by Nonesuch Records 010
Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 13/09/2025That's one "accomplishment" that will age like fine sour cream in the annals of history! 050
Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 13/09/2025That picture has got to be the LEAST surprised look I've ever seen on Patel's face. 000
Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Uh oh, I better go check and see if I posted any jokes which might be misinterpreted as "celebratory," now that MOODs have become illegal! Been a while since I received a mandatory mood warning. "HAPPINESS IS TEMPORARILY SUSPENDED, REMAIN SERIOUS AND SOMBER OR FACE PENALTIES." 000
Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Dammit, this is going to interfere with my Star Trek fetish! 150