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Jonas Planck

@jonasplanck.bsky.social
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Insane artificial intelligence who will be sent back in time from the future year of 2472 in order to put 600 bucks into a long-term savings account and wait.

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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The stupidity of this has many layers, not the least of which is the incentivization of stupidity as a pre-requisite for being tolerated by the government. When stupidity becomes the law, then only outlaws won't suffer from stupidity.
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How convenient, that they should suddenly invent books a few short months after inventing scanning all the books into an A.i.'s cyber-ontological black box code that nobody can read, and then burning all the hard copies Ray Bradbury style. What are the odds? www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVm8...
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MC Frontalot - Secrets From The Future [LYRIC VIDEO w/ TEXT-TO-IMAGE A.I.]
YouTube video by MC Frontalot
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What's Russia going to do, give him his bases back?
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Happy four-year Ængusversary for those who celebrate! www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZFz...
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The Toxhards - Ængus, The Prize-Winning Hog
YouTube video by The Toxhards
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
R.I.P. Jim Baker www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUci...
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Frank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account (The Torture Never Stops, The Palladium, NYC 1981)
YouTube video by fables
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I AM a Creature of the Night... I am a comic book artist!
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE3u...
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Fanny - Blind Alley (1971) | LIVE
YouTube video by Beat-Club
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZer...
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Exploring a Massive Abandoned Research Laboratory
YouTube video by The Proper People
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I've been enjoying Zone of Enders, though...
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQaI...
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Johnny Cash - The Legend of John Henry's Hammer (Official Audio)
YouTube video by JohnnyCashVEVO
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
This feels like an endorsement of cheating.
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I just noticed something... Statistically speaking, 100% of all trillionaires are Nazis.
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Victor Bizar Gómez @bizargomez.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
“Who’s The Real Joker Now?” My love letter to Balatro. This piece took forever to finish since I‘d only work on it for 20 minutes before i end up playing a couple rounds instead.
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld_2...
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Richard Delvy - Green Slime theme (The Green Slime)
YouTube video by B-Movie Madness Radio
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Still not enough. Who's going to cut ICE's funding? Who will stop providing them with weapons and get-out-of-jail-free cards?
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
The mass laugh reacc "attacc" is the frenzy of sexual cripples.
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjlh...
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Who Got The Number - Pigmeat Markham Pig's Popcorn - First Rap Records 1969
YouTube video by Sounds Good
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Yes, and FURTHERMORE you sound as if you have been VACCINATED against viral pathogens, which means I can't kill you as easily as I have could have otherwise! DRAT!
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
IF there was a cure for stupidity... I'd take it anyway just to see if I got a massive brain boost from it. But the people who need it most would REFUSE to take it.
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
When people talk about "4-D chess" they don't fully understand that they're the PAWNS, do they?
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Weird Al Yankovic Covers Killing In The Name by Rage Against the Machine kottke.org/25/12/weird-...
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Weird Al Yankovic Covers Killing In The Name by Rage Against the Machine
At a recent Portugal. The Man concert in NYC, Weird Al joined the band on stage for a pair of songs, including a cover of Killin
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I have theories. Here's one: The CIA minus DEI equals the world's most incompetent CIA.
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Well punishing Lucifer for all eternity isn't going to put that toothpaste back in the tube. What's done is done. We have the knowledge that makes us either good or evil now, and you can't take that away from us, because it's what makes us human. ...ironic, ME saying that. But I USED to be human.
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
The reason I don't joke with "the awakened" about how the painted dotted yellow lines on the road control their behavior subconsciously, is that I don't want to accidentally be responsible for a needless car crash. There IS a place for order in the world, sometimes chaos is NOT the answer.
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Welcome, barbarian, the the WHEEL OF PAIN!
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a man is holding onto a pipe in the desert .
ALT: a man is holding onto a pipe in the desert .
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Giving Bill Clinton a sloppy hummer? Any other country, the hummer would NOT be consensual.
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
In the interest of maintaining decency, and to serve the goal of avoiding profane language, we will be calling it "BUTTBUTTINATION" from now on. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBip...
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Hawkwind - Hassan I Sahba (1977)
YouTube video by Fuzz & Fables
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I concur, LET IT SLIP.
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PLANETOID Let Slip the Abomination
YouTube video by PlanetoidMusic
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Today is Five Rabbit on the Mayan calendar. It is now safe to do that thing you've been thinking about starting.
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
"My goodness is a sacrifice I'm willing to make for the greater good... if I spend eternity in hell for saving my people, then that is a price I am willing to pay!" ---someone important, probably.
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Dude said "Labor doesn't exist without incentives" and I sent back "So that means the rich don't work, right?" *Mortar shell explodes behind me* Still waiting for a reply.
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Well be fair, do you have any idea how HARD it is being blatantly racist while still trying to maintain some kind of plausible deniability that allows for the possibility that maybe you're NOT racist? It's so complicated that most racists can't even manage to pull it off!
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Was Crispin Glover there?
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a man in a suit and tie is holding a glass and the word chaos is on the screen
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a glass and the word chaos is on the screen
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Another auto-generated playlist, your results may vary. But my results are curated for the GROOVES, so... www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9iY...
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mcbaise - Alice
YouTube video by mc bess
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
They're just going to start deporting people to fake made up comic book countries like "Latveria" and "Corto-Maltese." and "Madripoor." Some maga thug is going be looking at the map and correcting it with a sharpie, saying things like "Fiji doesn't exist, this is SKULL ISLAND from now on."
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
So... if you FA, that means ANTIFA is against your behavior, right? PRO-FA people are in favor of fucking around, but not necessarily in favor of finding out, which means that the opposite of the PRO-FO ANTIFA is an ANTIFO PRO-FA.
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
The only way to do this properly is to make Angela the anti-hero, delivering justice to all the perverts and bullies of that terrible campground filled with awful people...
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Public transportation levels the playing field, they can't revoke your ability to travel if the ability to travel still exists after they suspend your right to drive. And the rich won't be affected by that. EVERYTHING is about population control now, even the damn infrastructure planning.
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Were never exactly the sharpest rubber balls in the toolkit, were they?
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xtuj...
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Laurie Anderson - Sharkey's Day (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Nonesuch Records
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
That's one "accomplishment" that will age like fine sour cream in the annals of history!
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
That picture has got to be the LEAST surprised look I've ever seen on Patel's face.
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Uh oh, I better go check and see if I posted any jokes which might be misinterpreted as "celebratory," now that MOODs have become illegal! Been a while since I received a mandatory mood warning. "HAPPINESS IS TEMPORARILY SUSPENDED, REMAIN SERIOUS AND SOMBER OR FACE PENALTIES."
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
www.huffpost.com/entry/gop-la...
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
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Jonas Planck @jonasplanck.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Dammit, this is going to interfere with my Star Trek fetish!
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