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JonasNG

@jonasng.bsky.social
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Voice actor, writer, artist, scoundrel of ill repute VO - Jorge n' more - Madness Project Nexus - On Steam now Lover of Bad Movies Always available for Indie game/animation VO work.

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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"But you see those foolish adventurers didn't seek out my phylactery and thus I was able to rise again."
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This bear has seen some things
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Only the most Highly Educated and Thoroughly Magnified #Zelda fans will appreciate the new graphics.
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I spent several seconds today making a lovely poster that you can use to advertise pizza parties. We can see a mother father pizza rat feeding a hungry turtle child as nature intended.
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Batman'll fucking do it. We can't stop him. He's Batman.
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Still praying for the velocipastor 2 to manifest.
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Bonkers political video. Joining us now for commentary
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rest In Peace Tim Curry. You were a voice from another dimension.
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I am not above Swanboy dot com silliness. AND NEITHER ARE YOU.
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Playtime.
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Backrooms is pretty interesting.
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Maybe he was bitten by him and is slowly transforming.
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Some people ask what my PNGtuber model looks like - you're welcome.
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
HEAT
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Just to ensure that @bransonreese.bsky.social has every bit of weird ska lore possible for SWANBOY's feverish needs - Were you aware the Squirrel Nut Zippers feature prominently and play throughout the film My Mummy : The Tomb is a Drag without Her? The plot is about a mummy with a misplaced dong.
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Sleep has finally happened after #portcon #portcon2026 - After a very busy weekend helping out @sonicmega.bsky.social and meeting all of his amazing fans (and a lovely few of mine) - we've scattered to the winds! Sean and I both agreed great vibes at the con! Thank you for being so gracious!
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
A random scribble from ages ago but figure why not share - just a couple of shield friends sharing the burden of a blast of flame.
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
HEY THERE KNUCKLEHEADS DID YOU KNOW I AM GONNA BE AT #portcon IN PORTLAND MAINE? I DIDN'T NEITHER TIL JUST NOW I'MMA BE THERE SAT/SUN HELPING FELLOW NG VOICE ACTING TALENT @sonicmega.bsky.social COME SAY HI TO US AT HIS BOOTH. I WILL BE THE ONE THAT IS WEARING A FEZ AND A LOUD SHIRT.
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Anyone know what tag to use #MakeATerribleComic #MakeATerribleComicDay #MakeATerribleComicDay2026 #blarf
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
5 years ago
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Look Jax, I know we don't get along. That's all I wanted to say. Fuck you.
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
You can come visit @sonicmega.bsky.social at #SugoiPopCon in Fishkill NY tomorrow as well! He's doing great after a busy day and in fact told me personally he's as energetic as ever! Why I bet tomorrow he's going to see thrice as many fans! You should all say hello!
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Kinda dying discovering the cover for Pro Bowling 2026
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Stay
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Business cards have arrived!
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I have never felt so cold and dead inside looking at this upcoming list. There are films I'm excited for but this is just a highway leading far away from the land of enjoyment.
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Shadowrun fans only meme
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Rona slept fine. swanboy.com
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Happy anniversary to the oddest thing I've found in a grocery store parking lot.
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Only one of these movies needs a 4k release
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Can I just stress how much I love doing inks? Pencils by Mike Bowden #battlechasers #comicbooks #comics
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Hey @vivziepop.bsky.social <3 <3
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Shout out to FNAF 2 for having what might be one of the worst movie props I've seen in a high budget film. Bonus points for this abandoned location having exposed papers on the outside that aren't faded and also held on to the side of the building with a single piece of scotch tape. Great job!
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Political Cartoon with helpful alt text.
It's that scene from There Will Be Blood where Daniel Day Lewis is berating a cowering Paul Dano as Daniel proclaims "I drink your milkshake", his finger pointing downwards inches from the face of Paul Dano. 

A cartoon Uncle Sam hat has been added to Daniel Day Lewis.

Paul Dano's face is one of shame and embarrassment as he remembers his early acting career and how his first starring role was in Sensei Rainbow and the Dojo Kids, where he learned very little about martial arts, there was a lot of talk about ice cream and there were two claymation dragons named Yin and Yang.

The fever dream clutches Paul Dano as he looks Daniel Day Lewis' finger almost touching his face, as he considers how many lives Sensei Rainbow and the Dojo Kids touched and thinks "Too few."

"If only the United States could provoke a war crime so galling and blatant, there'd be an excuse for others to think about Sensei Rainbow and the Dojo Kids. But that would take a lot of effort, too much effort in fact." Paul Dano thinks awaiting a measure of security in his memories that others probably will just discover Sensei Rainbow and the Dojo Kids on their own. He won't need to do anything.

Daniel Day Lewis in his Uncle Sam hat sees the concerns of young Paul Dano, the bewildered fear and turmoil roiling under the surface and knows what must be done, only through direct intervention and horrifying actions will more of the US civilian population be informed that Paul Dano was in Sensei Rainbow and the Dojo Kids.

The pathway is clear as the heavens parting clouds for Daniel Day Lewis in an Uncle Sam hat, he has only one recourse. America must commit a war crime, it must. Because Paul Dano definitely was in Sensei Rainbow and the Dojo Kids, and Daniel Day Lewis in an Uncle Sam hat knows it.

So America commits a blatant war crime of imperial furor on January of 2026. Paul Dano will only look towards Daniel Day Lewis in an Uncle Sam hat, asking "Why?"

He replies "I drink your milkshake. Slluuurrp."
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
theonion.com/no-blood-for...
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Political Cartoon
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Can I interest you in some barbarians?
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
The fact that Uncle Ben is low key mentioning that Peter can't beat him in wrestling absolutely is such a delightful highlight to how wimpy he was before being Spider-Man.
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Finally finishing the trinity
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Haha what's a magazine cover we can do for our 60th Anniversary? Something fun! Something vibrant! Definitely absolutely nothing haunting and sinister. Disney -
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
This looks like a job for someone qualified.
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
This fabric pattern at my local Popeyes is just matrix code
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Allow me to offer
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Watching @jimmyfallon.bsky.social in this movie and he is pretty fun.
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I guess next gen gaming means leaving @xbox.com after *decades* My prediction is they lower the price in an attempt to walk back a price hike but keep it higher. Gamers can just go play their untouched piles. This wasn't the deal Microsoft thought it was to us. #xbox #gamepass #30dollars
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Movie night with @huggbeestv.bsky.social Meet the Hollowheads and Ankle Biters
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Happy 10 year anniversary to the worst resume I ran into when I was doing hiring. Besides name and number, this was the only info given.
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
How's your mood today?
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JonasNG @jonasng.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Hank From Pico Day couple years ago, collab with my boy @krinkels.newgrounds.com #madness #madnesscombat www.newgrounds.com/art/view/jon...
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