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Jonah

@jonahwhitney.bsky.social
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Father, husband, bartender, aspiring software developer, Bengals fan, sports enthusiast.

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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Lol amazing. Seriously though, I think the D might be good. At the very least they should be good enough if the offense holds up their end of the bargain.
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
(Pretend it’s a Bengals logo)
A mariners logo flying in the sky with the caption, “I want to believe”
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I need Battle to play a bit better before I can get myself there. That said, I can live with a middle of the road D that creates turnovers.
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🏆 ⚾️ Brewers 2026 WS ⚾️🏆 @prideofcucamonga.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Fucking Nixon
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m absolutely devastated to hear about the passing of Andy “The Butcher of Buffalo” Williams. You were one of the good ones, big guy. Thanks for all the riffs, matches, and memories. Rock on, Andy.
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hey that’s my neck of the woods, or was at least before I became a Midwesterner.
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Prove it.
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I suppose it’s not all that likely that Hudson gets picked up by someone else. He’s more valuable in Cincinnati than he would be anywhere else, I’d that makes sense. He played a bunch on special teams. Goodberry thought he could be a captain. Just an odd move, but what do I know.
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I just learned that Hudson was released for this move. I don’t like this in the least. Jake was just applauding them for prioritizing keeping better players over positions, and then they did this.
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
We’re hoping for good health from OBJr and Mims, for sure.
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yeah I don’t think this improves the swing tackle problem at all. I think Foster is the best answer. He played well when matched up with Kromah during the Bears game. @jakeliscow.bsky.social has mentioned some technique issues, and I think he looked better at RT than LT by a lot, but he’s the guy.
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I like Foster though. I’ve liked him since his pre draft.
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
We just saw him during the Eagles game. Looks like a decent pass blocker, but coach Peters will have to get more out of him in the run game. Bad shuttle and 40 during his pre draft, but had a good vertical, so he could have the power to move guys as a run blocker. He’s also massive. 6’7, ~325
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I’m a friend to bugs. It’s just that I’m the kind of friend who walks a wide arc around them and waves.
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oregon
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Ah, some much needed context. No Dax or Cook as far as I know, so no reason to overreact to the bad plays either. Thanks for posting Paul’s update, not seeing a ton on here yet.
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I’ve reached critical hype levels. Let’s gooooo!
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Homer Simpson's Happy Dance
ALT: Homer Simpson's Happy Dance
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Did Mark Ruffalo just call me poor? Me?! I’ll have you know that I am a part-time bartender at a seasonal country club. The weather’s still nice, Mark. Me, poor. Hmph.
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Yes. He’s played big chunks of time with Jake Browning and Joe Flacco, and still put those numbers up. The only other WR in the conversation is Jefferson, who is a better route runner, but Ja’Marr is way better after the catch.
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
That’s a dog I’d like to wrestle.
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
That really wasn’t a hard foul
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
We all know Joe is best after running for his life for a few weeks.
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
My exact reaction as well.
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Who is that he was up against?
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I’m not arguing. Simply pointing out how misinformed you seem to be.
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
And what you were saying before that wasn’t sarcasm? Ok.
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
He’s had healthy years previously. Not sure why you’re acting like he hasn’t.
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I have always liked the Wild since they were established. I’d be bummed. I think I’d move on just fine though.
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I was ultra high on Stribling during the draft process. Sounds like he’s impressed during camp so far as well. Plenty of runway for him to have a big rookie year as well.
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Still sucks he’s missing camp time, but hey, this is good news.
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
So bummed. Hopefully Myles laid off the cereal again this offseason.
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
“But he’s so fast on the gps tracking during drills!”
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Geeze, I’m about to see you on the broadcast. Please do the Napoleon Dynamite butterfly thing with your hands for your friends on Bluesky.
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If it ends up being serious then I think Foskey has a good chance to pick up more meaningful snaps this year. Mafe and Howell are a smaller body type, and Murphy can’t be the only big body on the edge. Obviously we’re gonna see even more 3DT looks than we were already expecting.
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Denzel extension news is why Ja’Marr is swinging helmets at practice today.
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Shemar Stewart! Oh, wait. Damn.
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I understand that. The fans still do not directly control anything at all. You vote on people who you hope represent what you want them to do.
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Idk where media members get it from, but for me it mostly comes from Reddit or from somewhere else online and then I verify it on Reddit.
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The fans have zero control of the team.
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I’m so tired of hearing this. I really don’t think he’d leave Tee and Ja’Marr.
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
That sucks for sure.
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
That was tough down the stretch. The fadeaway from Malonga was a brutal miss. Even after the rebound and eventual basket, it was over after that. The possession took so long.
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
No idea why Storm vs Sky tipped at 11am central today, but this game is ripping. Let’s go Storm!
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Gregg Rosenthal @greggrosenthal.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
it’s been too long, but the greatest day of any grand slam is the one Alex Zverev loses
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Thanks for drawing my attention to this. He sucks!
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Mark Ruffalo @markruffalo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Abolish ICE. They are murderous group of criminals and traitors.
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
@natetice.bsky.social ends podcast episodes the way I leave parties. Starting new conversations as he’s saying goodbye.
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If only the USMNT had given the crowd a chance to lift them. When they tied the game that crowd was so hot, but they immediately let it get deflated again. What a drag.
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Jonah @jonahwhitney.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Constant loser.
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