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Jonah Thawne

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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 06/10/2025
Israeli drone footage shows the destruction in Gaza:
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Kinky Foot Fetish would’ve been funnier yet totally still fucking stupid given the situation we’re currently in while you’re up there yapping about nothing.
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
James Reimer is BACK, babyyyyy!
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Matthew Champion @matthewchampion.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Department of Education employees set out-of-office email responses to inform recipients they'd be unable to respond until after the shutdown hours later, many people realised their response message had been changed to blame Senate Democrats for the entire shutdown www.wired.com/story/govern...
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Government Workers Say Their Out-of-Office Replies Were Forcibly Changed to Blame Democrats for Shutdown
Some employees at the Department of Education changed their responses back to the more neutral language, only to have it changed yet again to the partisan response, multiple sources tell WIRED.
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
That’s a killer contract if he continues his trajectory
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Well mark me down as scared AND horny. #ZohranMamdani #NYC
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
…And to bigger crowds.
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
DX did it better
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
DX did it better
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Not even satire anymore. That’s just the news.
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
I scrolled past this quickly before I came back. For a second there, I thought the image on the right was Jar Jar Binks.
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
The US feels like the most likely at this point.
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
How have the panthers managed to elbow 3 goalies in the head this series? Poor Bob.
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Please, for the love of god, do not trust the Democrats to do anything for you and do everything you can to fight the Republicans. Democrats are not an opposition party.
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Two Florida/Toronto series in a row where Sam Bennett concusses one of our players.
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Where’s DOGE when you need them?
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
My gf and I are now 2/2 for attending series clinching games in the Leafs Square. Should we go to more of them?
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
How much better does a series feel when it’s done in 6 rather than 7?
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
NDP voters knew their role this election. I’d love for an NDP led Canada one day. They need a rebuild.
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
It’s incredibly funny that the “Canadians sold us out to the liberals” crowd and the “please take us over Donald Trump” crowd were for weeks/months collectively the “this has nothing to do with the states” crowd and acted like we didn’t have eyes and ears.
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
beniOT!!! #LeafsForever, don’t #gosensgo
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Remember when Auston Matthews debuted with 4 goals in his first NHL game? #LeafsForever #GoSensGo
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
How many more playoff OT plays does Benoit need to have before he’s a lock for a statue?
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
That’s fantastic! Congrats lads.
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Is it a series now @stevedangle20.bsky.social? LFG
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Barber: "What do you want today?" JD: "Give me something that says 'I have a love/hate relationship with a Platypus'." Barber: "I got you!"
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I made a death, taxes … joke earlier tonight. I hate you.
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Ah that makes sense
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Jays?
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Ryan Grim @ryangrim.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Trump: "We brought back free speech in America. Free speech." This is a flagrant lie. Today he told universities they would be punished if they allowed protests of or criticisms of Israel, a clear violation of the First Amendment.
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Why is RJ interviewing Chet Hanks?
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I vaguely remember them for other PPVs
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Trumps on the Epstein flight logs 4x between pages 18-27. There’s also a number of redacted name/initials on the logs. Bill Clinton and Alan Dershowitz are also on here a bunch.
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Glad she did Nazi that coming
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
There was a recent clip of Trump saying that there’s lies in the Epstein files. Anyone know where that was from?
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
He just about had his “I am the senate” moment.
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
That’s real af. lol
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
The way their economy seems to be going, they may be soon.
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
So much for Trump calling them and ‘spurring them towards victory’. Almost like he’s not a very good leader.
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I wouldn’t say ‘terrible’ but definitely not the best we had
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
In the dumbest voice I can possibly think of and double ‘okay’ hands flailing around: “This tournament was rigged by crooked referees. We would’ve won every game if it wasn’t for those woke officials. In fact we did win every game. I think we should really recount the game scores.” #4nations #usa
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
#4Nations
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Fuck a free bird. Lock that shit in a cage.
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a hockey player with the number 8 on his jersey is hugging another hockey player
ALT: a hockey player with the number 8 on his jersey is hugging another hockey player
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Sloth, from the Goonies, is trying to fight the Canadian players after every whistle. #4Nations #CAN #USA
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a man in a pirate hat is saying hey you guys !!
ALT: a man in a pirate hat is saying hey you guys !!
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Ass-I-E
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Is there something more immediate than having to wait to primary this fool?
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Didn’t have a problem with the skit. It was just eerie because he was his hypothetical old man self walking through the graves of his then cast mates who he outlived in the sketch but in real life he died first and near all of them are still living.
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Secular Talk 🎙 [fan] @kylekulinski.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
“IF IT WAS UP TO ME I’D END FEMA RIGHT NOW”
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Jonah Thawne @jonahthawne.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Haven’t done a wordle in over a year.
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