jonah @jonahmg.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Saw the Souter headline and had a few seconds of "fuck Trump gets another justice" before remembering he retired in 2009 010 0
jonah @jonahmg.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Just had a brief dream there was a rapper named “44talky” 010 0
jonah @jonahmg.bsky.social · 31/01/2025My country has a lot of flaws and always has but I still would prefer it not be dismantled for spare parts by the worst people in the world 010 0
jonah @jonahmg.bsky.social · 25/09/2024The Kings County Clerk who certified one of my final pieces of divorce paperwork is named Nancy T. Sunshine 000 0
jonah @jonahmg.bsky.social · 08/08/2024Sorry but as a Very Online American I do not want my politicians to be this Online. 010 0
jonah @jonahmg.bsky.social · 26/07/2024Ah, I see, "JD Vance fucked a couch" is a little joke for us all while "Trump won't stop praising Hannibal Lecter" is a statement of fact. 011 0
jonah @jonahmg.bsky.social · 25/07/2024Guy on my block who plays the accordion asked me if I have gout. 000 0
jonah @jonahmg.bsky.social · 15/07/2024Thinking about what if I got the Zoomer TikTok boy haircut as a bit 000 0
jonah @jonahmg.bsky.social · 11/07/2024Guy who thinks brat summer has something to do with the brat pack 000 0
jonah @jonahmg.bsky.social · 08/07/2024I should cancel my NYT subscription for like 6 reasons but also omg this is so good www.nytimes.com/2024/07/07/m...nytimes.comThe Kidnapping I Can’t EscapeFifty years ago, my father’s friend was taken at gunpoint on Long Island. Then he went on with his life — and that’s the part that haunts me. 010 0
jonah @jonahmg.bsky.social · 22/06/2024Was Jeezy the first “I’m your favorite X’s favorite X?” Seems unlikely but I can’t think of an earlier one 000 0
jonah @jonahmg.bsky.social · 11/05/2024Shoutout to the guy parallel parking at Kensington Market in Toronto blasting Kool Keith 000 0
jonah @jonahmg.bsky.social · 02/05/2024Has to stop myself the other day from posting a pic of myself and my cat with the caption “We still don’t trust you” 020 0
jonah @jonahmg.bsky.social · 22/04/2024I think I'm a pretty big nerd (I mean, I'm posting on bsky) but I still do not understand how a D&D podcast can sell out madison square garden 000 0
jonah @jonahmg.bsky.social · 21/04/2024Got an ad for a hair pomade made with Liquid Death water, targeting a Type of Guy I can only hypothesize 000 0
jonah @jonahmg.bsky.social · 16/04/2024You might think that getting my first tattoo is the most middle aged divorced man shit I've ever done. You would be wrong but only because I didn't tell you about the two months I was learning to make cloud rap beats. 000 0
jonah @jonahmg.bsky.social · 26/03/2024Starting a rumor that Sabrina Carpenter is the nepo baby child of John Carpenter 000 0
jonah @jonahmg.bsky.social · 15/03/2024It’s 2024 and I’m almost (redacted) years old. I just got into the Hold Steady and I’m planning my first tattoo. My “not having a midlife crisis” shirt is raising many questions etc etc 000 0
jonah @jonahmg.bsky.social · 10/03/2024Is this a safe space to admit I always get Naruto confused with Dragonball Z 000 0
jonah @jonahmg.bsky.social · 29/02/2024This is on my birthday in case anyone wants to gift me a trip 000 0
jonah @jonahmg.bsky.social · 21/02/2024When will we finally get the Danny McBride / Walton Goggins season of True Detective that we all deserve 000 0
jonah @jonahmg.bsky.social · 30/01/2024I keep seeing people using "Fuck around and find out" to mean "Experiment and learn new things" 000 0
jonah @jonahmg.bsky.social · 16/01/2024There should be an EGOT for if you have real world talents and are also a top tier poster i.e. January Jones, Joyce Carol Oates, Shaq 15 years ago 000 0
jonah @jonahmg.bsky.social · 09/01/2024(Lana voice) Did you know that there's a tunnel under Chabad Lubavitch World Headquarters 162 0
jonah @jonahmg.bsky.social · 18/12/2023Gym playlist where everything is exactly 120bpm so you can use it to time your stretches and holds 000 0
jonah @jonahmg.bsky.social · 09/12/2023Wrote a bad review of the weed-centric rap-rock group Kottonmouth Kings for my college paper. 000 0
jonah @jonahmg.bsky.social · 05/12/2023Guy at the gym fist bumped me and said “I see you working” and it was honestly really moving. Sometimes alll you want is for someone to see you working. 000 0
jonah @jonahmg.bsky.social · 29/11/20232023 albums: lana - did you know etc. jeff rosenstock - HELLMODE mitski - the land is inhospitable and so are we armand hammer - we buy diabetic test strips MSPAINT - post-american yeule - softscars ICECOLDBISHOP - GENERATIONAL CURSE 100 gecs - 10,000 gecs olivia rodrigo - GUTS veeze - ganger 000 0
jonah @jonahmg.bsky.social · 27/11/2023A Zoomer remake of Hackers where the main guy is Zero Rizz 000 0
jonah @jonahmg.bsky.social · 17/11/2023I made split pea soup yesterday, ate it for the last 3 meals, and still want more split pea soup, is this a mental disorder 000 0
jonah @jonahmg.bsky.social · 15/11/2023The old world? Dying. The new world? Struggling to be born. 000 0
jonah @jonahmg.bsky.social · 14/11/2023Andre 3K dropping an instrumental flute album is the same energy as Bill Watterson dropping a somber illustrated fable for adults 000 0
jonah @jonahmg.bsky.social · 14/11/2023Good entry into the "list of..." wikipedia genre en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of... 000 0
jonah @jonahmg.bsky.social · 05/11/2023Here’s a harmless but hot take: I don’t like the marathon! 26 miles is too many miles and people shouldn’t run that far. 010 0
jonah @jonahmg.bsky.social · 31/10/2023Photoshopping the sweat out of my tropical vacation selfies so I can put them on my dating app profiles 000 0
jonah @jonahmg.bsky.social · 29/10/2023At the San Jose Costa Rica Hilton breakfast buffet which is playing an instrumental soft rock version of Zombie 000 0
jonah @jonahmg.bsky.social · 21/10/2023Bought some snacks before coming to the airport, saved like $10 but deprived myself of the vital distraction of Buying Snacks 000 0
jonah @jonahmg.bsky.social · 15/10/2023A stray thought I don't know what to do with so I'm putting it here: Caroline Calloway was way ahead of her time on only putting stories on her IG account 000 0
