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Jonah Kaufman

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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Plenty did when it came out
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No idea. It’s just silly to get mad at people using sex to advertise anything
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Agreed 100%, but the people who hit bad about it are not serious people at all
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s announced at a few theaters here but I need it to last at least two weeks since I’ll be on my honeymoon the entire first week run of it
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dang
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh dang, something happened to him?
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Championship or bust
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How’s everyone looking?
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you’re ever in St Louis hit me up, moved there a little over a year ago
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dang, what a legendary run. Good luck on your next step. Always enjoyed when we would run into each other at the movies
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I liked it a lot but haven’t seen it since theaters
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
But in all seriousness, other shows on there (or even that missed the list) are clearly punished for lackluster later seasons, this clearly wasn’t. Also, I think shows that are limited but come back in later seasons with different casts being only judged by one season is cheating
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Also Schitt’s Creek over Parks is embarrassing. And are people pretending the Netflix season of Arrested Development didn’t happen?
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Also, no Party Down is a crime
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That too, but Mad Men
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pretty good, but missing hands down the best one
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My assumption is it’s a regular DBox seat but they are calling it handicap compliant since you don’t have to go up stairs to reach it
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That is baffling. Also speaking of the walls, I’m still mixed on those, they are nice to block the light of if assholes are on their phones, but it makes moviegoing not a communal experience at all which is one of the best parts of seeing movies in a theater
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
But also sitting in a normal seats and having other seats in the theater do that feels like it would be distracting
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Really? I guess that’s simultaneously better and worse. Better if it’s only two rows, but worse since only the seats move and it’s not the other parts. Honestly sounds like Malco to not go all the way and offer a lesser version of something
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think it works for certain movies and I wish I got to see Twisters in it. I just hate that Malco just gave 2 of their screens in their premiere theater over to a fucking amusement park gimmick, stick that shit in Cordova or Collierville
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Interesting, thanks for the response. Hoping for a strong fall, but maybe it won’t be
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How was the quality overall this year?
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I hate that 2 theaters at Paradiso are now taken up by a theme park gimmick, stick that shit out in Cordova
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Fred Armisen: Right To Jail. Right Away.
ALT: Fred Armisen: Right To Jail. Right Away.
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What event was this?
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What event is this?
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Also, in my Survivor catchup I haven’t watched Sydney’s season of Survivor yet, was she this obnoxious on Survivor?
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Definitely, I’ve been pretty down on the few seasons leading up to this one
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Yeah, I’m caught up, it’s been an alright season so far
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Wait until he hears about the fact that you actually enjoyed the film Waves
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I’m still pissed the Oscars didn’t nominate any of the songs so we didn’t get to see them perform at the ceremony
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Gotta get the onion rings on the side, theirs are great
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
They could out the new location in the middle of a highway and the parking situation would be improved
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Agreed on Oak St, this is turning out to be a killer August, got Tony and Miasma this weekend then Coyote v Acne the next
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Last time I was in town a few months back I had Belmont for the first time in years. Gotta say, the burger still was great
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
What movie?
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Just saw The Rivals of Amziah King and thought it was great. Knew nothing going in besides the title, who directed it and that McConaughey starred in it, a very pleasant surprise
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
They are in Huntsville literally my wedding night
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Actually it opens here 8/21, even better
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I probably haven’t seen Shawshank in full in like 20 years, I’m sure I’ll watch it again someday, maybe
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I’ve seen all besides Babette’s Feast, which is insane I haven’t seen yet. But you’ve been watching nothing but bangers
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Happy I got to see it in a packed theater. Def a classic Ridgeway movie though, def the best place in Memphis to see that film
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Just saw on the local indie theaters website that Miasma opens here on 8/28
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I just saw it for the 2nd time in 70mm here in St Louis. It’s not 70mm IMAX, but I enjoyed it more than the LieMax here
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Great year for comedies in theaters so far this year with: this, Pillion, Gail Daughtry, the new Jackass, Maddie’s Secret and most importantly, the greatest comedy in years, Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Let’s apply and best all their asses
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Yeah, I bought my tickets right when they went on sale but going with my fiance, my future brother in law and his husband so unfortunately due to their schedules I have to wait until Sunday to see it
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Unfortunately in St Louis all we have is a LieMax as well like in Memphis since there’s only like 20 screens in the US that do 70mm IMAX. But one theater here is also doing regular 70mm so if I go a 2nd time I’ll probably do that
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Jonah Kaufman @jonahkaufman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I am still so conflicted about the Malco set up with all their recliner theaters. The separation between all the rows can block out cell phone light for any asshole using theirs, but also it separates everyone so much that it does not feel like a communal movie going experience at all
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