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Jonah Freedman

@jonahfreedman.bsky.social
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I do the tech marketing thing. I used to do the journalism thing. Always doing the soccer thing. Never not doing the dad thing.

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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh I got tons more where that came from.
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This guy is a mere annoyance. Once Captain Assface is gone (can't wait for the day), this guy has no Rizz Shield to protect him from the fact that he has zero charisma, zero likability, and zero political potential beyond where he currently sits.
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've seen others making the same joke, but it's ironic that someone named Jesus is the first one to really stop CR7's God complex in its tracks.
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Does "art" in this context include "The Art of the Deal"? Just hypothetically.
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If he’s openly hoping for deaths of millions of Americans, then the reverse is totally fair game now, right?
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Those are pretty much the only days to have there. 🥩🍷⚽️💃🏻
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
But I was there. I was there when they contracted Tampa and Miami. I was there when they let Chivas into the league.
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Logan’s Run to Beck within 24 hours. 👏👏👏
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ya know, you just don’t get a quality Logan’s Run reference these days.
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If half the things I said/thought when I was 12 made their way onto social media, I'm not sure I'd be employable in any way as an adult. This is so stupid.
espn.com
Trail Blazers fire new announcer over past inappropriate posts
The Trail Blazers hired then on the same day fired Braiden Bell as their play-by-play announcer after a series of inappropriate social media posts from when he was a teenager came to light.
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“There’s always a skeet.” [Dr. Strange appears from portal into backwards world, warns of dangers of President Newsom]
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I miss Mario Kart Tour. 😞
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh yes this is a classic. The funky shit, even.
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To this day whenever someone mentions “Rime of the Ancient Mariner,” I can still hear each stanza done to the tune from the Gilligan’s Island theme.
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“And you’re really going to want to read what Gio Reyna said.” When Tannenwald pulls a Buzzfeed. 😅
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the strongest Dadrocker dog whistle I have ever seen in my life. Massive applause.
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just your daily constitutional crisis. Nothing to see here.
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
💯 Tired of Sex is (literally) a banger.
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Precisely my point.
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fair. You'll just have to excuse my perpetual pessimism. It's really rooted only in the reality that a) Americans are nowhere near as smart as we think we are and b) we tend to make decisions that aren't even close to being in a collective best interest.
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I worry this is going to play well with the base and other newly doubting supporters who believe "the freeloaders" are still getting too many handouts.
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Good god. This coach should be fired immediately and banned from all things MLS forever. I don’t care what his last name is.
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Salesforce introduces AlForce!
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Weird Al Yankovic
ALT: Weird Al Yankovic
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You undermined yourself with your first sentence. I'm done with the history lesson. However gross the mandate of the post-Ottoman era, I feel no need to educate you on what Jews have been through historically. I'm not claiming they've got it worse than anyone else. But please do some actual research
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
At the end of the day, I believe Jews deserve a homeland in the Middle East. But I believe Muslims do as well. Even Christians. Sadly, it's never worked out, and there are no good guys. That dates back thousands of years.
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And I'll repeat what I've said: Israel's current administration is monstrous and needs to answer for its war crimes. The Z word is a complication here – in most ways, a distraction – and needs to be separated from the current atrocities.
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is misinformation at its finest. Please look up the actual definition of Zionism. It's hard to colonize a place where your ancestors originally came from. And yes, it's a problematic part of the world with many types of claimants. But please don't conflate the two and fall into this trap.
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Zionism ≠ supporters of Israel. That’s the problem.
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Exactly how am I doing that?
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I think claiming one side is more violently oppressive than the other is probably not the move here.
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
But he popped some tags!
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You’re suggesting there’s some element of pearl clutching from us costal elites? I’ve never seen such things. 😱
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Last I checked Israel wasn’t doing so well either except for duping our Jackass in Chief.
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
1. I’m not sure she’s available. 2. Having a civil convo on here is what I enjoyed about the old days on that other site.
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So I don't disagree with this. And that part of the world has been problematic for centuries (The Crusades, anyone?). But the original point here is using the "Z" word in this context is stupid. Blame the Krafts for being billionaires and having no scruples. Or blame Israel's govt. That's fine too.
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
But the bigger mistake here is that Zionism does NOT mean "Israel has a right to do whatever it wants to survive." Anyone who is trying to convince of this has their own agenda.
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You are suggesting Jews have no natural ties to Israel, which is categorically false. And that movement came from an original displacement due to the very thing we are all decrying. Israel is the birthplace of THREE faiths. It's a shame human beings aren't programmed to share.
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Zionism" is not the problem. What Israel is doing right now has nothing to do with what that term actually means. Jews deserve a homeland as much as Palestinians do. Full stop. This is not an endorsement of fundamentalist, violent acts on either side. Unfortunately those two have become conflated.
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I find the musicians' reckless use of the Z word here to be something of a dog whistle for certain people. Had they said "the policies of the Israeli government," I would've found that to be a much more responsible way to soapbox.
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
THIS. ⬇️
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm not saying that's what these musicians are doing. But again, I think people are too stupid to understand the nuance here. We live in a time when people are looking for any excuse to be bigots against any marginalized group, and our nation's leaders encourage (and stoke) it.
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don't believe the public discourse knows the difference. And that is really fucking troublesome.
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don't know you and you don't me. But I most certainly am not a fan of what's going on right now. But you're also missing my point. Which is fine.
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's a thin line between using Zionism as a catch-all and assuming that because one is Jewish, they support Israel with blinders on. This is not a place in time where nuance is respected.
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hang on. I think we're crossing wires. That's exactly what I'm doing. I'm tired of being told that because I am Jewish that I inherently support this. (And by fellow Jews that if I'm not, I'm a problem.)
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Go ahead and say what you’re really trying to say. I’m ready.
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That’s exactly my point. It’s an excuse for antisemitism.
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You’re missing my point. There’s too much uneducated rhetoric painting every Jew on earth as intrinsically aligned with this dogma. It’s not accurate and it’s wildly dangerous.
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Are you aware there are Jews that live outside Israel?
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Jonah Freedman @jonahfreedman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Unfortunately their misuse of the term “Zionism” is ignorant and misused and, unfortunately, what contributes to the spate of current antisemitism. You can support the Palestinian people — and dunk on the monstrous Netanyahu administration — without being this lazy and stupid.
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