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jonah @jonahedwards.com · 11/09/2026

hope you enjoy my forthcoming iPhone Duo app, Hot Dog Bun, that looks like a hot dog bun and lets you apply condiments so you can eat a hot dog out of the Duo. The front screen means that you can even make a proper Chicago Dog since you can correctly portray the poppyseed bun

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jonah @jonahedwards.com · 20/07/2026

from my small son, transcribed in real-time: dad do you know about virus software because what if a virus gets in your computer and it deletes everything and your computer falls apart and our whole house too and your own body falls apart everything could fall apart

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jonah @jonahedwards.com · 11/04/2026

Odysseus: we now set out in our Odyssey Sailor: what's an odyssey? Odysseus: a family-focused minivan known for its versatile interior

screenshot of a search for Argo with photos of a car and text reading:

The Argo was the legendary ship in Greek mythology that carried Jason and the Argonauts on their quest to retrieve the Golden Fleece from Colchis. Built with the help of the goddess Athena, the ship was a unique and magical vessel that could speak and offer prophecies to its crew. The tale of the Argo and its journey is a significant epic in Greek literature, most notably detailed in the poem Argonautica by Apollonius of Rhodes. After successfully returning to lolcos, the ship was dedicated to Poseidon and later transformed into the constellation Argo Navis.

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jonah @jonahedwards.com · 15/07/2026

I don’t ever want to live there again, but I miss SF all the time.

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jonah @jonahedwards.com · 15/07/2026

many are saying this bsky.app/profile/jona...

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jonah @jonahedwards.com · 11/07/2026

/tugs nervously at collar

photograph of a flyer on a telephone pole reading
DHCP SERVER
Please take an IP address below to start your DHCP lease. The subnetmask is conveniently provided in slash and dot-decimal notation

with tags at the bottom containing IP addresses such as
203.0.113.172/24
255.255.255.0

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jonah @jonahedwards.com · 01/07/2026

They have a chunk of it at the memorial park in Cashmere, WA but it’s not nearly as weird as the one in Granger that has fake dinosaurs looking at it

photograph of a fake dinosaur looking at a memorial

Screenshot of street view of a fake dinosaur looking at a memorial

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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 13/06/2026

the tarp isn't set up to cover the letter removal, it's so the workers can eat ortolan bunting

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jonah @jonahedwards.com · 08/06/2026

I mean... yes? Exactly that.

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jonah @jonahedwards.com · 08/06/2026

for secret reasons, I was thinking about TextDrive/Joyent/Dean Allen/etc, and re-found this on @archive.org: web.archive.org/web/20020721... Which made me think a lot about that very particular early online McSweeney's/Arts & Letters Daily/etc aesthetic. Anyways, I'm still thinking about it.

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DJ Aged P @akma.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

We couldn’t believe our ears, we wouldn’t have believed it, but Matt assured us that he heard it too. Forty-five years ago. This afternoon, Si pointed me to the Internet Archive bootleg page: archive.org/details/bs19...

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jonah @jonahedwards.com · 05/05/2026

my kid thinks so bsky.app/profile/jona...

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jonah @jonahedwards.com · 05/05/2026

this winter was so mild that my sage overwintered and is now enormous, and producing incredible flowers. I don't think I've ever seen a sage flower before

photograph of a large sage plant with purple flowers

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jonah @jonahedwards.com · 29/04/2026

as an update I have been trying to listen to this in the only context in which I listen to audiobooks, which is on plane flights, but have had to stop multiple times because I started laughing so hard I was concerned that would upset other passengers

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jonah @jonahedwards.com · 29/04/2026

I'd be very curious to try them again -- Al's Place in SF did them a while back and they hit but something was missing. Glad to hear the idea is still going!

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jonah @jonahedwards.com · 19/04/2026

Reginald Barclay-ass Duncan

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jonah @jonahedwards.com · 19/04/2026

reading the Dune Encyclopedia between 4 & 5 is peak Dune-ing

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jonah @jonahedwards.com · 15/04/2026

hell yeah. My LD-V8000 needs a tune-up (it currently requires a little nudge to spin up)