Johnny Guitar @jon2bad.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam or Alice in Chains. 000
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Johnny Guitar @jon2bad.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Mok Swagger has withdrawn from the freedom 250 celebration 000
Johnny Guitar @jon2bad.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Not a cell phone in sight. Just living in the moment 000
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Johnny Guitar @jon2bad.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Trying to figure out how Europeans hold forks like 000