Jon Freeman @jon-freeman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Never thought I'd be on Team Kitchen Fire but here we are 000
Jon Freeman @jon-freeman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Says the guy who couldn’t spell what’s on his hat 000
Jon Freeman @jon-freeman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026That and the accepted pangram would have made for a beautiful combination 000
Jon Freeman @jon-freeman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026oh please please love everybody so much you end up not able to breathe 011
Jon Freeman @jon-freeman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Not unless glancing at these and then forgetting they exist counts 010
Jon Freeman @jon-freeman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026In training for his next part which is either a reboot of Nicholson’s Joker or the lead role in the Dizzy Gillespie biopic 000
Jon Freeman @jon-freeman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026What book of yours should I read first? And what Elmore Leonard book should I read first? (I actually have one of each, both picked up at a great used bookstore this summer - but want my first step into both your oeuvres to be the right one…) 100
Jon Freeman @jon-freeman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026There’s just about no context in which it isn’t applicable 110
Jon Freeman @jon-freeman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026“Children and family” says a lot about how he views the world 020
Jon Freeman @jon-freeman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026There goes his invite to be the Yale commencement speaker next year I guess 020
Jon Freeman @jon-freeman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Taught me everything about early rock & roll that I needed in order to understand the rest of rock & roll 1101
Jon Freeman @jon-freeman.bsky.social · 28/07/2026We call that paw-to-the-arm move (usually initiated once you stop patting) a “bap” 011
Jon Freeman @jon-freeman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026That is the direction from which the toast is to arrive 020
Jon Freeman @jon-freeman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Sure, along with the details of his health care plan 010
Jon Freeman @jon-freeman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Greydon Coffee. 23-5 with 26 complete games in 1924 before blowing my elbow out shoveling coal in the off season, couldn’t throw my signature “diagonal” pitch afterward, was never the same again 000
Jon Freeman @jon-freeman.bsky.social · 14/07/2026One of the greatest That Guy movies. Scott Glenn, Jeffrey Jones, Skarsgard… 2460
Jon Freeman @jon-freeman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I don’t doubt for a minute the refs have already been offered millions… 000
Jon Freeman @jon-freeman.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Not all titled aristocracy would deign to offer advice to those without a duchy to supply sorrel and millinery and lockets and whatnot. Ever grateful, Your Grace! 050
Jon Freeman @jon-freeman.bsky.social · 25/06/2026This needs to go nationwide. Better than pickleball. 000
Jon Freeman @jon-freeman.bsky.social · 25/06/2026So superior to the blunt force of ten pin. Like the light saber, candlepin is an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. 030
Jon Freeman @jon-freeman.bsky.social · 25/06/2026You would be correct. Regular bowling feels like driving a tank through a fruit stand - this is elegant and challenging 020
Jon Freeman @jon-freeman.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Every GOP primary loss comes with a free backbone 030
Jon Freeman @jon-freeman.bsky.social · 24/06/2026You need articles like “a” and “the” to avoid sounding unintelligent 000
Jon Freeman @jon-freeman.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Well these days I think Pierce and Garfield and Hoover and 42 others would score a zero, so... 000
Jon Freeman @jon-freeman.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Ten bucks says right now instead of manning the battlements he's like having dinner at Panera 040
Jon Freeman @jon-freeman.bsky.social · 28/05/2026"I found it irresistible, so naturally everyone else must feel the same way, nothing wrong here" - the logic of plagiarists and predators alike 061
Jon Freeman @jon-freeman.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Ah going after the strategically important but elusive Newsmax viewer who's also somehow an undecided voter 000
Jon Freeman @jon-freeman.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Seems strange to pay hundreds to see someone you despise but then they’re not exactly known for their keen acumen 040
Jon Freeman @jon-freeman.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Among all of these I prefer the first under the “how would Monty Python have deliberately mispronounced it?” principle 000
Jon Freeman @jon-freeman.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Put the emphasis on the second syllable of “gustatory” just for the hell of it 110
