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Stuart Wexler

@jomolungma.bsky.social
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Husband, Dad, OIF Veteran (3/2 ACR). Former athlete, teacher and coach, lifetime fan, currently a trial attorney and basketball official.

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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is an incredibly difficult exercise. There are hundreds of albums I could choose, but I went back as far as I could in my life to try and find the foundations. This is what I could find that was in the database (there were a few that were too obscure). www.my9albums.com/s/whUMaEthg2
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My 9 albums
Dressed to Kill, Chipmunk Punk, The Mikado and 6 more. Pick yours on my9albums.
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My algorithm is gonna get really confused when I just start spamming Dolly Parton and the RHPS soundtrack over and over.
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I’m gonna need a Jed York confirm asap, please and thank you.
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Me when I see a whole bunch of unfamiliar faces taking up seats on my daily commuter train.
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Hey, United Airlines - you’re not on here, probably b/c you couldn’t give two shits about customers - but just in case one of your staff happens to loiter, let me ask you this: what is the fucking point of of your pre-order system if the shit doesn’t get loaded onto the plane? JFC, you guys suck.
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
You ever notice how people deny the moon landing ever happened but seem to ignore the other five times we landed folks on the moon? 🤔
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What the fuck is a chimney
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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A Surprise To Be Sure, But A Welcome One
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Big fan of both these countries due to their really short National Anthems 🙏
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Nucking futs
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
So Quansah is still available for the next game if England advance?
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
These MFers dressed as their Viking ancestors for team photos before this tournament and are now rampaging through this country like Northmen.
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I think you can watch yesterday’s slugfest and this Brazil game and understand how they lost to Paraguay in WC qualifiers.
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Based on my careful analysis of ceiling flags in Terminal B at IAD, Monday’s matchup was always going to happen.
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Paraguay really not doing much for Paraguay in this match.
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
C’mon, Canada! If you lose, we go from CUM to UM, and that would kill the vibe.
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Fuck those Nazis
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
@seanfennessey.bsky.social please tell me you will discuss this on the pod soon!
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I just went 72-10, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=Qzs...
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82-0
Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I just went 65-17, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=UtR...
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82-0
Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Yesterday, NBA teams were bad by intent, tanking to get a top pick so they could be good teams. As of today, NBA teams will be bad because they are locked out of top picks, which is worse because then there’s no reasonable path for them to become good teams. Robbing Peter to kill Paul, essentially.
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I’d like to take this opportunity to thank Mr. Bones, without whom I would probably never have beaten the gold deck in Balatro. Thanks, buddy!
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
@mattbarrows.bsky.social Matt, do you know who is left on the board that also did a 30 visit with the 49ers?
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Recovery team treating Integrity like it’s the obelisk and they’re a bunch of apes. Somebody’s about to throw a femur in the air.
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I will never forget the moment that an astronaut suggested that perhaps humans had not yet evolved enough to comprehend what he was seeing out his space vehicle’s window. I mean…. that’s real-life sci-fi stuff. Just an amazing six hours riding along with the crew of Integrity. Thank you, NASA.
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Can NASA please put out a Spotify or whatever playlist of all the wake up songs astronauts have used since the tradition began? That would be an amazing slice of cultural history.
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I’m excited for the Duke v Sienna halftime so all the “pundits” can come on social media and tell us how they knew Sienna would be a tough matchup for Duke and that they’re not surprised. Wankers.
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Definitely crying. I wish we could feel this way about so much more in this country, but I’ll take it. Way to go, boys.
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Canada is so fucking fast. This is gonna be a tough OT for the US.
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Tormod gave Mac the backhand
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Just so I’m clear, ownership blamed the Coleman draft selection on the coaching staff? Coleman plays WR. So they kept the offensive coach and got rid of the defensive coach? Makes sense. 🤦‍♂️
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
That kickoff hurts more than the missed XP
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy New Year!
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
“Only the best educated lawyers” Widener Law School - 169th best law school in the US. University of Miami - 92nd best law school in the country. Only the best.
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
@mattbarrows.bsky.social If the 49ers win out and go 13-4, and the Rams lose to Seattle, but GB wins out and goes 12-4-1, who gets the #1 seed in the NFC? It would be GB, right?
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Remember, remember, the 5th of November.
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
The Pelicans came into this game saying “Ya know what? Wemby really should’ve gotten DPOY last year, but he got hurt. Let’s make sure he gets it this year.”
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Oh my fucking lord
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
@timkawakami.bsky.social Clearly Fred is out for the rest of the year. Does that make it more or less likely they pursue Hendrickson? Less likely because they are a worse defense without Fred, more likely because without Fred they at least need a good pass rush?
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
This is what I get for actually watching a 49ers game. I’m the most cursed human alive.
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
@seanfennessey.bsky.social KOTFM - ~$200m budget, $23m dom open, $68m total dom gross; DLU - ~$75m budget, no dom open, unk gross; OBAO - ~$130-$170m budget; $22m dom open, unk dom gross ($42m as of 10/5) Leo is great in all these, but do people want to see Leo in these roles?
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
@mattbarrows.bsky.social This is a little mail-baggy, but do you think the possibility that Bryce Huff will trigger the clause to upgrade the 49ers trade to PHI to a 4th rd pick is giving them some pause on trading more picks for Hendrickson? Would risk losing multiple top-4 picks in same draft.
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
@timkawakami.bsky.social @mattbarrows.bsky.social I’m not sure you guys are really considering what Bosa might be next year. Are there ANY examples of someone coming off THREE ACL repairs, at 28 (and he’ll be 29 by next Oct.), playing at any level even close to what he’s been? He won’t be the same.
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
@timkawakami.bsky.social Hendrickson might be 30, but Bosa is about to turn 28 and has had THREE ACL repairs. To me, you get Hendrickson and use him as leverage to get Bosa to restructure. Otherwise, you don’t WANT to, but you could release/trade Nick and go with Trey.
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Ok, @timkawakami.bsky.social, you promised - emergency pod is a go! cc @mattbarrows.bsky.social
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
@catholicuniversity.bsky.social Please tell your men’s cross country team that they can’t go for a group run-six abreast-down the sidewalks adjacent to Union Station. There’s barely enough room for three abreast and there are tons of people walking there during the morning commute. It’s not a trail.
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Love Union Market these days
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
@nytimes.com The iOS version of the Games app does not allow you to see all nine dominoes for the hard level of Pips. It’s working on my wife’s Android phone, however. Please fix. Thanks.
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
@timkawakami.bsky.social Well, looks like you missed the Andre Dillard experience 😂 What was THAT all about? 🤦‍♂️
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Stuart Wexler @jomolungma.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
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