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Joe Louis Monte

@jolomoco.bsky.social
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Arsenal Women. Every game. (Happy to help) A mix of thoughtful stuff & silly edits/humour. 👀 Women's football mostly. Music/film/expression

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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bonjour, oui oui 🥖🇫🇷 First Paris coffee of the trip ☕ Could say it was a... Tanat of ten 🥁 Lovely Ethiopian. 📍Tanat This is how you tourist ❤️⚪
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lots of strikes happening around Paris today. Arsenal Women have yet to hit the target Remains goalless ❤️⚪
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Arsenal Women fans coming to the game in Paris on Wednesday, please do come along to the pregame venue to enjoy a good time together in the build up before big support. Opening specially for Arsenal fans, with good food options available. Look forward to seeing everybody ❤️⚪
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'll be honest, I don't feel like any signals are suggesting a way out of this for the coach and as much as I like and want our coach to do well, there's a level of confoundment that is increasingly hard to make excuses for. The washing machine is on and feels loud.
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This AWFC Paris trip was already expensive enough but now I am going with no option but to devour all the pastries, fresh baguettes & treats I can for the greatest depression eat to date but I'll STILL rock up looking fabulous in a red bin bag outfit by Dior for Fashion Week 😌😞 Try stopping me ❤️⚪
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rejoice, Arsenal WFC fans. For this was my fortune cookie message just last night and the road to the good times start today 😍 To the Bridge! 📢🎶📢🎶 ❤️⚪
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For all the early season concerns with yet another slow start, I still have the belief in this team that they can win any game of football & achieve what we all want them to. A big week of games coming up to have us in the mix with confidence. Let's give them everything in the stands ❤️⚪
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I didn't see the UWCL coverage I've seen so much criticism of but hopefully some good news for fans to actually give them what they want: As of next week I will be hosting a new UWCL show live from a Toby Carvery with the unsuspecting head chef, a pigmy goat & special guest Zendaya
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We're back at one of our favourite pregame spots for our favourite Away Day this weekend - the Arsenal takeover of the Bridge 📢 Another massive energy day to make the difference for our guys, so come start it with everyone for a good time beforehand? Would love to see you there ❤️⚪
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just my early season feelings: It's hard to break down low blocks. The ones who are most successful, to me, either have a relatively rare force of nature type (Shaw, even Hemp, Dumornay) or lifelong understanding via an engrained club philosophy (Barca). Most others it's a struggle...
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That's the kind of CF play from Cerci we need to see outside of Alessia providing it Alive to the situation, comfortable to take the ball on w/ composure & an idea. Saw the space to knock it by & went for it knowing a penalty was possible & leaned into it Du du du dudu du du 🎶
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don't particularly see the issue as a Renée issue. I'm not sure the team are being coached out of games and that changing the coach will improve the frustrating areas enough. It feels more on the players, whether their technical, physical or psychological level, to me...
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The concern I had over the summer was not clearly raising the ceiling of the frontline. If your Achilles heel is beating low blocks & want to beat them wide, I'm not sure you can expect things to improve enough if you generally have the same personnel who struggled with it....
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Arsenal Women fans coming to the UTD game tomorrow: Would love to see us filling up The Coronet & creating a big energy for the game together before the game. Music, atmosphere, camaraderie... Big Saturday vibes to take into the ground 🕺🏻💃🏻 If you can make it, come along ❤️⚪
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ultimately this should be a moment of reckoning with how society propped up a glorified empty vessel pub singer to the tune of a £400m personal fortune Time to reflect
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I now have enough Arsenal Women shirts that I don't have to wear any of the same shirt twice for all the games this season. (I'm going just twice, I can't take it no more)
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When I go to Paris to watch Arsenal Women in a couple of weeks:
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A reality for Arsenal Women that hit home on Sunday is just how many players won't make matchday squads this season and the tricky task of managing it all. With Katie Reid & Michelle to come back soon, at least 5 outfield players here won't suit up each week.
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"Livin on a Prayer" for Cerci? Ohhhhhhhh We're just not worthy Woooaaaahhhhhhh SELIIIIIINAAAAA CERRRRRCI Wears 29 She'll prob'ly score 30 Woooaaaahhhhhhh SELIIIIIINAAAAA CERRRRRCI ❤️⚪
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Why is is so hard for UEFA & teams to confirm where a game is over days instead of having all their websites change every 12 hrs & all say a diff. thing? Since yesterday, UEFA site changed Arsenal Women vs Barca to Camp Nou Barca have since changed theirs to Johan Cruyff 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
There she was, just walking in Paris ("Paree") Singing De Almeida diddy dum diddy do Arsenal called, said "come and play for me" Singing De Almeida diddy dum diddy do She looks good (looks good) She looks fine (looks fine) She looks good, she looks fine Playing in the red & white ❤️⚪
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
After further investigation into the Arsenal Women vs Brighton game and whether Arsenal fielded 12 players with Lia Wälti secretly wearing an Arsenal kit the WSL have deemed it fair game as referee Kirsty Dowle was found to be wearing a Brighton kit under hers.
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Believe the WSL are also investigating the Arsenal Women vs Brighton game yesterday for potentially fielding 12 players for the majority of the game. Questions have been raised after Lia Wälti was found to be wearing the Arsenal kit underneath the entire time.
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
WSL Matchday 1 ready 🫡 New Mariona Arsenal shirt replete with decorations See you all in Crawley, time to run the table, babehhhhh!!! 💪🏻📢 ❤️⚪
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What are Arsenal Women's fans Top 5 Away Days for the league stage in this year's UWCL? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 AWFC 🇪🇸 Barcelona 🇩🇪 Bayern 🇵🇹 Benfica 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Chelsea 🇸🇪 Häcken 🇮🇹 Inter Milan 🇮🇹 Juventus 🇩🇰 Køge 🇧🇪 Leuven 🇫🇷 Lyon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Man City 🇫🇷 Paris FC 🇫🇷 PSG 🇪🇸 Real Madrid 🇮🇹 Roma 🇨🇭 Servette 🇦🇹 Vienna
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I know it's only one game into the new Premier League season but on first showings I've been compelled to bet on Arsenal winning the league and Spurs getting relegated again. But this time with added United.
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
🚨OPENING GAME SALE🚨 💥 30% off this week 💥 After tonight's fun & great start to the new season, I've put a sale on the Arsenal Premier League Champions pin badges available in the '87-N5 online store. "Champions Again Olé Olé" & "The Bottle of Champions" (2 versions) 87ton5.etsy.com ❤️🤍
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Did everyone else get this tonight??
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
People aren't considering the context of the Arsenal Women preseason loss to Milan, who are much more geared up for the high heat - as their name suggests (Air Conditioning Milan). And, sorry, we just can't be expected to play well without 1000s of fans singing chants for 2 hrs.
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Good Summer recruits to strengthen aside, is there an argument Arsenal Women are possibly weaker in defense and attack going into the new season? A CB less with health questions for 3 of 4. Losing Beth/most consistent G+A & clutch wide fwd for a teenager or a CF playing wide?
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Although there are some days left to submit, there were no bids put fwd in Spain for the rights to televise the Liga F upcoming season that meet the reserve price - €5m for the bulk, €2m for others - after bidding reopened today Not an ideal scenario, hopefully something works out l1nq.com/aq9djuv
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
To the travelling AWFC fans out there, with the 18 UWCL 3rd round qualifying teams now set, which teams are you most hoping to go through for a potential European Away Day this season? I think Sociedad/San Sebastian for me, or Servette/Geneva ❤️⚪
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Seen some wondering if the UTD Women's player who's already supposedly agreed to a deal next summer for a Top 3 club could be Toone to Arsenal. Other reasons aside, the biggest reason I'd be surprised is Renée wanting virtually all players to offer more versatility. Not sure it fits the wishes.
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
🔴 North London Forever Badges 🔴 After initially only having a male Arsenal fan version on the '87-N5 shop I've now added a female fan version for greater representation. Wear the song on your chest wherever you go ❤️🤍 www.etsy.com/uk/listing/4...
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This pin badge came out so much better than I expected it to! If anyone is interested in an Arsenal Women "You'll never sing that!" First Ever World Champions enamel badge you can find them in the '87-N5 Etsy store along with many others www.etsy.com/uk/listing/4... ❤️🤍
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
🚨 New Arsenal Women Badges 🚨 If any AWFC fans are interested I've just added some new ones to the '87-N5 collection: - Stina UWCL-winning goal - First Ever World Champions - Female fan North London Forever for greater representation Link is in the post below :) ❤️🤍
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Mariona Caldentey, Laia Codina and Ona Batlle are setting the streets of Santa Albana, Hertfordshire, alight right now celebrating the Spanish World Cup Win.
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
@ FIFA I need you to tell me if next year's Women's World Cup Final in Brazil will have a half time show asap so I don't spend any time making plans to be there anymore. On behalf of woso fans hoping to attend, A. Don't do it or B. Let us know by Tuesday, Obrigado @fifawwc.bsky.social
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Borja Iglesias barely giving Trump any eye contact or pause, just getting his medal & breezing by him ❤️
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Petition for Messi and Yamal to do a bathtub photo retake but Messi handing him the World Cup instead of a rubber duck
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Can the BBC commentary team even tell me which Spanish defender made the heroic clearance just now or do they only know the AKA Rocky's of the World?
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This Argentina team weirdly feel like the majority of the team are bang average footballers with few brain cells who will just run around like mad for Messi and kick opponents & dive around in the stupidest ways possible that if officiated correctly would be down to 7 most games.
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
That is as scandalous a decision as I think you can get in a World Cup Final for a potential winning goal, no? How that can stand with VAR at your disposal is a joke.
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I wonder if a shit and dull 2nd half has anything to do with a shit and dull halftime show they had to wait half an hour for? And was it that shit and dull we can only see this half as shit and full even if it might be slightly better than shit and dull?
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I personally think that if you actually like football & care about it, as an artist you decline a lucrative half-time show so as not to be part of spoiling the spectacle for like a billion people. Unless you're just very self-indulgent & self-serving. Shame on all who took part (inc. Ted Lame-o)
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
That was shit, Hallelujah Never again, Hallelujah In the bin, Hallelujah Glad it's over, Hallelujah #FIFA #halftimeshow
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Who would have thought a thing that has absolutely zero to do with football would be so cringeworthy and uninteresting and trash and pointless and charmless and annoying 💩 In the bin 🗑️ #halftimeshow #FIFA
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Not seen much of him but I kind of feel this Nico González guy wouldn't get in any team but this Argentina team becaause he'll run around like a madman all game for Messi but from everything I've seen his ability is quite minimal & frustrating
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
VAMOS, MERINOMAN! ❤️⚪
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Joe Louis Monte @jolomoco.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
In general, don't we all want to see football games like that more than actual super smart, tactical, fairly risk-averse low-scoring cagey ones? I think there's an argument to be made that Sunday League managers should manage International teams and just let the players have fun
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