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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃

@jokesfordays.blacksky.app
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Elementary Multi-Grade ASD teacher 🧩 👫🏾💍 Nothing but God 🙏🏾 Bourbon/whiskey & cigar connoisseur 🥃💨 #HereWeGo 🖤💛 #Celtics ☘️ #LGM 💙🧡 www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3NR13… ♓️ #BlackSky #SkyClear Flight Crew ✅ #BlackSkyOver30

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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 4h
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 4h
#RaysUp
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 4h
😂😂😂😂😂….. wishes granted! Smoking on that Braves AND that Yankees pack tonight 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 5h
Can’t wait to walk into work & terrorize all the Braves fan 😂😂😂😂
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 5h
Braves outta there! Now I just need the Rays to finish the job
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go go gadget fuck off i guess⚡️(he/him) @sketchum.bsky.social · 15h
Our mother lost her battle to Breast Cancer on October 1st. [GoFundMe](gofund.me/c1d0ea820) My sister created a GFM while we are trying to process and move forward - anything helps. 💛 Shareable link: gofund.me/c1d0ea820
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Donate to Help Inez’s Children Through This Difficult Time, organized by Shay Monroe
My mother Inez Franklin lost her fight of Breast Cancer a few days ago … Shay Monroe needs your support for Help Inez’s Children Through This Difficult Time
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 14h
Was I the only one that noticed how uncomfortable everyone at the desk was as SAS was pontificating?
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 15h
I usually let my co-teacher take my kids out for recess so I can have some quiet time with the friends that can’t handle being outside. I needed to get out & get some fresh air today
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 18h
Is tonight the night the Braves & Yankees meet their demise? I surely hope so!
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 19h
I’m sitting here looking at pictures of my wife & I from our anniversary trip to help me prepare for today. Need every ounce of strength
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 19h
Good morning everyone, Hope you all have a great one!
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
I’m so grateful I don’t have to deal with something that extreme. I would have invested in a hair piece
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
I have no desire to open up my laptop to log in… I don’t have a choice though smh
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Phat Bottom Betty @the-cigar-girl.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
Family gonna call you fat and tell you to move back from the table And when you do… Family gonna tell you to stop losing weight and ask if you on “that stuff” Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
Those students of mine put me thru the ringer today. I need to study for this statistics exam, but I’m just exhausted 😩
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
Boy, was she right
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
All that work & his hairline still looks like it’s running from his face. That barber fleeced him smh
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Dr. Frisky Whisky McThicky, Ball Knower @professorpash.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
It’s World Teacher’s Day! I’m a proud education-vet of 22+ years!
World teacher’s day
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
This wouldn’t affect my lactose intolerant ass lol
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
They have the power to change things & keep insisting they don’t. The delusion is irritating
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
I had to put myself on restriction. I don’t even have room for any more & I’ve been eyeing a couple new ones
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DivaSocials @divasocials.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He is absolutely RIGHT!!! I think it’s partly why we are where we are now. Too much coddling. Boo these kids🤣😂
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
Would they actually pay this pick? We let a really good corner get away & got pennies back on the dollar
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
@miq.moe bold & new
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
It is 9:36 AM & I’m already wiped out. I’ll be here until 6 😭😭😭
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
I underestimated how bad the Lions have been on defense. I should have went with my guy Bryce & played him over Stafford today…. Bryce & the Panthers offense has turned the Lions into Swiss cheese
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
Pat Surtain just tore his Achilles…. I hope I’m wrong though
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Patrick Brewer: You Know People Can See You?
ALT: Patrick Brewer: You Know People Can See You?
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Mr. Dan Zak @mrdanzak.com · 04/10/2026
A Haitian man legally immigrated to Ohio, then was given an ankle monitor bc Trump withdrew his status. He threw himself in front of truck. The trucker, who voted for Trump, is haunted. “Pierre was doing what he was supposed to do. We did not do right by him.” www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
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A Reckoning in Springfield
A truck driver out on his route confronts what the country has become.
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
Remember they gave up 2 firsts to get him lol
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Coach Tru Wick @syndicatedghost.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
“Ma’am, ya son smell like he ain’t showered since Jesus came back. Is everything okay at home?” PARENTS CAN GET IT TOO 🤣😭
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ᴛʜᴇᴇ ᴅᴏʟʟ 🎀 @jessijeannie.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
character development doesn’t come with participation trophies.
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
@lonababy.blacksky.app Happy Birthday luv! Praying you enjoy today! 🥳💙🎂
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Jane Doe @keepingsanewth4.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Yankees Lose Da Yankees Lose
ALT: Yankees Lose Da Yankees Lose
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Genie Lauren @moreandagain.me · 03/10/2026
And shit like this is why you will never catch me stepping FOOT in the Dominican Republic. Fuck that racist-ass country.
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aliv504.blacksky.app @aliv504.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
Only where I’m celebrated never where I’m tolerated.
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
This rain is the blow…. There goes cutting the grass 🙄
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
Happy Friday y’all…. The weekend is so close. I just have to somehow survive after school as well 😩
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The Baldfather @solochills.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Me neither
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Job 1:21 “The Lord giveth, & the Lord taketh away.” You’ll be on the team in a few years lol
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
About 20 mins ago. One of my students has been destroying everything in the classroom & just being defiant. I went to wipe up a spill, & he decided to charge at me. He slipped & went airborne before landing on his back 😭😭
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Maybe I should DoorDash some coffee to the building cuz these K cups just aren’t cutting it
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
We had a week off & I’m struggling to get back on track
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Excuse me rudeness…. Good morning everyone. Hope your Tuesday has been swell thus far
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Eagles playing like basura
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Fly Eagles Fly? 👀
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Today’s the day it goes live!
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
What a catch by Higbee!!! Omg
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Janet Johnsonville 🎭🇬🇭 @debbiecakes.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
TWICE today the refs have called it on the defense.
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That’s an awful call
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