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Jordan Stromkirk

@jordanstromkirk.bsky.social
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He/They Pansexual 🔞MINORS DNI🔞 32 A Jojo on a not so bizzare adventure I take the pretty picture on SL sometimes. Enjoys MTG, Destiny 2, and roguelikes.

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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The top 3 were the foundation of my childhood. Isaac ignited my love for roguelikes and RoR solidified it. Techincally FF10 was my first JRPG but Persona really gave me a new love for it. Halo >>> COD any day. I honestly should have put Rock Band instead of GH2 buuut tomato potato.
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yeeeeeeeh sure why the hell not?
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Street Fighter Guile popcorn bucket stays on during sex babe i have told you this so many times
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Like WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Uhhhhh I don't know a funny or clever thing to put here so just enjoy this opossum showing off his dick I guess. 🤷‍♂️
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
🤘🤘🤘
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Midwest boy all the way! DC is highlighted as visited as I technically have been there as a literal infant when my parents visited once. The Montana is passed through as the plane stopped there to and from Arizona. Indiana blows though.
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I made her too cute. Lord help us all. I guess this is an unoffical bump for @ghoulich.bsky.social 's new Eepy Opossum mod? Ye sure! It slaps either way. You should go get it! Riiiiight here: maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/C...
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Shark. Week. HOO HAH HAH. Don't mind me. Just posting some of my sharks I've done over the years! 🦈😘
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Consider the following!
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
IT'S MAH BIRFDAAAAAAAAAY!!!! 33 at like 10:59pm EST BUT STILL Thankfully I haven't gommaged yet. Anyways, here's a birthday pic I did like 2 or so years ago for my birthday. :D
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Welp. I got the one card I cared enough about from the Marvel MtG set. Time to build a deck around it!
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I did the thing \o/
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Happy PRIIIDE!!!
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I literally feel so short compared to most other guys on SL. Everyone has their height sliders cranked to max and I'm here just like:
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Behold. Monkey. Praise his banana... PRAISE IT!! 🍌 Taken @ Banana Island
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
🤓
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Hello friends! So I could not find this custom Ghostface card I saw on tiktok a few years ago so I made my own! Had some input from a friend made on it (mostly the mana value) and tinkered with a few ideas and ended up landing on this! Feedback and suggestions are definitely appreciated.
A custom-made Magic: the Gathering card labeled as "Ghostface, Stalking Slasher". The card costs three generic mana, one blue mana, and one black mana to cast. It is a Legendary Creature and a Human Assassin with three power and four toughness. It's abilities include menace, which means is can only be blocked by two or more creatures, reducing the activation costs of cloak and disguise abilities by two generic mana, giving face-up creature cards the ability to pay one generic mana to turn themselves face-down and become a colorless creature with a power of two and toughness of two named "Ghostface" along with skulk, ward two, and cloak X with X being equal to the turned over creature's mana value. It also has an ability that gives creatures that the player controls first strike and deathtouch whenever they are flipped face-up, along with the ability to disguise for two generic mana and one green mana. The cards color identity is that of Sultai or Black, Green, and Blue.
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I have a very funny idea
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
HAIL SATAN!!!!
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
High school kids are fucking stupid
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Vid gam
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Face reveal :)
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I did the thing again! \o/ Enjoy the shark dick. :V
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
The Vanguard! Plus a bonus Cayde that I threw together for a cEDH deck. And ya know, I'm a Hunter main soooooooo...
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
RAID BOSSES Some of the coolest experiences anyone can have within Destiny is completing a raid for the first time and learning the mechanics.
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Now for some artifacts! Finding cards to equate to items, weapons, concepts, etc. was a very fun thing to rattle around and figure out to fit both mechanically and within flavor!
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
MORE LANDS. Particularly happy with how I got the Command Tower lined up juuuust right.
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
The last two fetch lands, a Hive Mind altar, and the H.E.L.M.! (RIP H.E.L.M. :c)
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
More fetch lands!
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
First up, some fetch lands! Made during a time where I was super obsessed with having fetchs in every deck I made. The concept art for these is obviously stunning so naturally I had to make them borderless.
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Checkmate, bitches
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Some evening Pashmina wiggles for your viewing pleasure. :)
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Tiramisu aquired
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Repost with your favorite Animal Crossing villagers!
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Hehe :>
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
For reference
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I present to you... a Lopunny. Good luck for the new year I'm told!
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
W-waif...♥︎
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Ya boy can cook too. 😎
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I've been a busy poss this Thanksgiving weekend! Have some "sushi" to tide ya over until I get the next shark boink-ening posted!
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
A late Day 3 of the shark boink-ening! She may be small, but she can still take @alam3dq.bsky.social like a champ. >:3 #SecondLife #SecondLifePhotography #SLFur #SLNSFW #Furry #SecondLifeNSFW
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Day 2 of the shark boink-ening! Seems our guy @alam3dq.bsky.social has a bit of a leg up on our gal here. Get it? Geeeet iiiiiiiit? :D #SecondLife #SecondLifePhotography #Furry #SLFur #SLNSFW #SecondLifeNSFW
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Woe be upon ye, for the shark boink-ening hath coom! Yeah I dunno. :V Just my shark gal and @alam3dq.bsky.social doin' the do. :3 Will be uploading all the pics as the week goes since I took quite a few! #SecondLife #SecondLifePhotography #Furry #SLFur #SLNSFW #SecondLifeNSFW
This is alt text.So is this!
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Beach Cuddle Bugs! Err...Sharks! Some clean but still nude snugs feat. @fayefoxxo.bsky.social in her black tip shark !
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
She hit me like a 18-wheeler filled with bricks. I just had to make her manifest. I shall name her...Dahlia. Enjoy >:3~
An anthropomorphic female leopard shark poses for the camera, wearing a printed sweater, mismatched socks and harnesses, and nothing else to cover her nudity. (I'm terrible at writing alt text. Can you tell?)
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Very interesting changes to the Game Changers list by the CFP. Their reasoning as actually pretty solid and I can understand them completely. Super happy with these updates they've been doing too! Very upfront and transparent.
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Spread Cheeks, Not Hate! The shirt says it all! :D #SL #SecondLife #SecondLifeFurry #SecondLifePhotography #SecondLifeNSFW #NSFW #Furry
A tall, muscular, anthropomorphic male belgian shepard stands in front of the viewer at a beach setting. He is wearing only a netted croptop that has "Spread Cheeks Not Hate" printed on the front which he is pointing to. His long cock is also blatently out for all to see.
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Jordan Stromkirk @jordanstromkirk.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Casual Rat Witch She decides your fate with a roll of her magical die! ...Looks like it's sex. Spooooooky! #SL #SecondLife #SecondLifeFurry #SecondLifePhotography #SecondLifeNSFW #NSFW #Furry
An anthropomorphic female rat wearing a loose sweater, a witch's hat, various garters and socks, and large gothic boots sits in front of the viewer on a bed in a dimly lit bedroom. She seems to be controlling the large twenty sided die between her hands with magical powers. The die appears to be emitting a purple glow.The rat witch has lost her sweater to reveal her nude body! She has a heated expression on her face as she rubs her pussy between her fingers, seemingly after seducing the viewer with witchcraft.
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