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Hideous Kojima

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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 15/09/2026
I wanted to try the ai
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 15/09/2026
Gonna start carrying a marker pen everywhere so if I see another Harry Potter poster on the tube I can mad deface it.
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 08/09/2026
Okay, it’s time for my tech stack to Go Woke. What’s the good, non American, alternative to Cloudflare that won’t give money to DHH affiliated projects?
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 07/09/2026
My prediction is that following the next big crash super voting shares will become broadly illegal
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 06/09/2026
Gambling should be banned and I’m willing to accept a very broad definition of gambling
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 06/09/2026
If I say that some code is 'Claudey' (derogative) - would you know what I meant?
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 15/08/2026
We make the websites harder and harder to use, so people start interfacing with them through chatbots, and then we’re gonna fill the websites with adversarial content to get the chatbot to sell our products and then people will stop trusting the chatbots and then... um
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 14/08/2026
@aphera.co I often have jpeg and raw files in the same folder, it seems like Aphera de-duplicates them already - skipping the jpeg if a raw is there. Is it possible to make it also delete the jpeg if I delete an associated raw image? I realise that this is a niche and weird request lol
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 13/08/2026
No more client side JavaScript on my website! I hope you’re happy
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 07/08/2026
ATTENTION THE DANGEROUS LAND THE STAY CAN CAUSE THE DEATH OR DISABILITY
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 07/08/2026
Everyone believes in devolution of powers until Westminster Council tries to ban pubs from Soho
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 06/08/2026
If AI is revolutionising software, why can you still not simply paste images into google sheets?
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 27/07/2026
Please Andy, a land value tax... I beg you
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 02/07/2026
Whey protein is now too expensive to buy, and all it got you was kidney stones
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 01/07/2026
Amazing how the Claude desktop app is getting worse and more annoying on an almost daily basis!
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 25/06/2026
if I was a well regarded music producer in the twilight of my career I probably wouldn’t choose to appear in an advert for a predatory gambling company
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 22/06/2026
it will be pretty sick if mr burnham actually gets a land value tax passed
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 21/06/2026
Hairdresser tells me he’s buying a ps5 to play grand theft auto
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 19/06/2026
whenever I go on are.na I end up with 100 tabs open, despairing, wondering “will I ever be able to make a website that looks nice like these ones”
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 15/06/2026
Hey, here's an idea. What if we ban social media for _everyone_
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 13/06/2026
There are few things I hate more than cronyism
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 08/06/2026
It’s easy to cry on command, you just need to think about the scene in Ratatouille where the guy eats some ratatouille
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 08/06/2026
It's weird that AI image generation peaked in 2023 and then got progressively more boring and (for me) useless
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 05/06/2026
Claude I’m begging you. Stop telling me what “The core insight” is.
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 17/05/2026
Happy to announce that I’ve moved my personal website from fly.io to a VPS that I’m gonna mismanage into the ground
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 13/04/2026
LinkedIn keeps crushing it
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 03/02/2026
Managing your own digital detritus can feel like a full time job
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 15/01/2026
Botivo is the best fake booze. Basically an identical experience to having a Campari and Soda - but better
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 13/01/2026
Object-oriented ontology oriented programming
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 05/01/2026
The long slow journey from bad to mediocre
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 03/01/2026
I actually think the The Book of the New Sun would make a fantastic MTG universes beyond set
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 23/11/2025
Prometheus (2012) is underrated
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 23/11/2025
“Enter, from stage right, Agamemnon, a man in his mid-forties. He walks from stage right towards stage left in a straight line that runs through the doorway. As he passes through the frame, he trips on the block and falls over. Lights down.” www.everyday-genius.com/2009/10/tom-...
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Agamemnon – a play in two acts Act One Lights up to reveal the entrance to a house. This consists of a free-standing doorway (frame only) in...
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 20/11/2025
Can anyone help me find a place to purchase this watering can?
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 20/11/2025
I love going out in the middle of the day to do a chore
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 20/10/2025
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Why and how I rewrote these Obsidian plugins
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 16/10/2025
A few years ago, the word “Rhizome” was the art-tech Shibboleth. What is it today?
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 16/10/2025
@wdavidmarx.bsky.social is there anywhere I can order your new book in the UK? Or is it not coming to these blighted isles yet?
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 15/10/2025
When did reading computer generated propaganda become the national pastime?
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 01/09/2025
I don’t go on instagram often - but when I do I always make sure to like all of Francis Fukuyama’s new posts.
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 20/08/2025
Best place to find suckers? On social media, or in cars
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 16/08/2025
Does anyone make a powerstrip that looks this good, but for UK sockets?
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 15/08/2025
I really want to play Space Giraffe
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 14/08/2025
I think everyone has some daily quota of pointless activity that they need to hit. The modern default is to fill it with doom scrolling - but with only slightly more activation energy you could instead be pruning an Obsidian vault, or playing Donkey Kong. Way more value.
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 08/08/2025
Firing of four concurrent price comparison deep research sessions to help bankrupt Anthropic
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 07/08/2025
Listening to jack black's supergroup “The Raconteurs” while driving down the m69 in my red fiat panda
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 06/08/2025
Substack are sending me emails about people posting 'Notes' despite me having deleted my account months ago. So I guess things are going well over there..
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 06/08/2025
What if we passed a law that would do nothing except cause some of our least savvy citizens to share extremely sensitive personal information with shady online service?
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 06/08/2025
Good news - worth noting that you'll need to update your OS to the latest version for it to work
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Hideous Kojima @johnwhiles.com · 06/08/2025
The online safety act must die
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