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John Washburn ❌👑

@johnwashburn.com
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Writer, Director, and freelance creative. Nicholl/AFF etc. Irrationally excited by mood boards and color palettes. Arsenal FC. Will comment on politics. He/his. johnwashburn.com | seamuslynchfilm.com

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John Washburn ❌👑 @johnwashburn.com · 28/09/2026
Dang. My wife *needs* this. But that’s a lotta dosh…
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John Washburn ❌👑 @johnwashburn.com · 19/09/2026
Congrats!
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John Washburn ❌👑 @johnwashburn.com · 16/09/2026
Maybe he's flipped the 'tortured artiste' trope, showing up as an 'artist torturer'? His paintings are certainly tortured, anyway...
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John Washburn ❌👑 @johnwashburn.com · 11/09/2026
About to send a deck out and just realized we can update it and the project website to reflect our composer's 2 Emmy wins the other day... (Congrats again Dave! Well deserved)
seamuslynchfilm.com
The Sad and Tawdry Story of Seamus Lynch
A darkly comedic crime drama about desperation, bad decisions, and the cost of coming up short.
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John Washburn ❌👑 @johnwashburn.com · 11/09/2026
I’d argue that if you want to quickly get a plot forward draft, start with structure. But if you want to end up with something special, you need to start with characters. And to do that, you mostly need to shut up and listen. They’ll tell you what they need.
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
See this is how you vastly oversimplify US history but for a good cause
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John Washburn ❌👑 @johnwashburn.com · 05/09/2026
Effectively placing a trade embargo _on yourself_ is a 13 dimensional chess move…
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John Washburn ❌👑 @johnwashburn.com · 04/09/2026
That’s why stashing it in a drawer for a bit is such a great tool
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John Washburn ❌👑 @johnwashburn.com · 04/09/2026
Dumbest dumbass in the history of stupidity
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John Washburn ❌👑 @johnwashburn.com · 04/09/2026
Yes! The whole idea of "undeniable" grinds my gears for so many reasons, starting with the fact that it's completely context dependent. Plus taste, as you point out. The implication inherent that there's some objective true greatness to unlock is just bullshit.
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John Washburn ❌👑 @johnwashburn.com · 03/09/2026
I feel like the biggest obstacle for me to giving money to the political candidates I want to support is knowing that if I do I'm going to get a blue wave of spam from every dem candidate in the whole country.
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John Washburn ❌👑 @johnwashburn.com · 03/09/2026
Mystery is mysterious. There's no possible rational explanation...
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TechCrunch @techcrunch.com · 02/09/2026
MapQuest is now the No. 1 U.S. app after bucking Trump’s ‘Lake America’ renaming
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MapQuest is now the No. 1 U.S. app after bucking Trump’s ‘Lake America’ renaming
The once-dominant mapping app has surged to the top of Apple’s U.S. App Store after refusing to adopt Trump’s “Lake America” name, drawing more than half of its 2026 U.S. downloads in just six days.
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John Washburn ❌👑 @johnwashburn.com · 02/09/2026
@mapquest.com ftw
Search results in MapQuest for “lake America” shows other lakes, but nothing called lake America
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John Washburn ❌👑 @johnwashburn.com · 01/09/2026
If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula
Assistant chief of staff and Vlad the Impaler admirer, Stephen Miller
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John Washburn ❌👑 @johnwashburn.com · 31/08/2026
Just in case anyone is unclear on Israel's genocidal intentions, the Minister of National Defense thought this might be a fun hint.
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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John Washburn ❌👑 @johnwashburn.com · 27/08/2026
“Cat and the mouse! Cat and the mouse! But which is the cat, and which is the mouse?”
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John Washburn ❌👑 @johnwashburn.com · 26/08/2026
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Katniss Everdeen's Bon Courage Salute
ALT: Katniss Everdeen's Bon Courage Salute
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John Washburn ❌👑 @johnwashburn.com · 26/08/2026
I'm appreciative of the mental gymnastics Dean Ball is able to go through to completely avoid accountability for cutting the top marginal tax rate to essentially nothing and massively deregulating everything has had in gutting the social safety net in the US. But nope, it's *our* fault.
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John Washburn ❌👑 @johnwashburn.com · 26/08/2026
That's all you (anyone) can do
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John Washburn ❌👑 @johnwashburn.com · 26/08/2026
Hey Rachel! you GOT this. Now, what you prolly want is to have a safe space to *not* got this, and you will again someday, but in the meantime... you do. xo
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Jill @jillehughes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
She was a saint
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 26/08/2026
Hey, @mayor.nyc.gov, did you see the study of 26,000 kids that showed "A.i." use causing a DECREASE in exam scores of up to 24 POINTS? Don't leave our kids behind by pushing "A.i." on them! Please declare a 2 year moratorium on "A.i." in the public schools NOW! cc @aimoratoriumnyc.bsky.social
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John Washburn ❌👑 @johnwashburn.com · 26/08/2026
Dolly was a constant reminder of how to use money and influence for positive change. Joy and light always. Plus she wrote Jolene (10 best songs ever written) and I Will Always Love You on ~the same day. I hope her passing releases her to become a Force ghost so she can fuck evil shit up.
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John Washburn ❌👑 @johnwashburn.com · 26/08/2026
Thank you!
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John Washburn ❌👑 @johnwashburn.com · 25/08/2026
We picked the name because it was sort of old-timey in a way that could have come from either of our families.
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John Washburn ❌👑 @johnwashburn.com · 25/08/2026
If someone knows how to do this another way, I am very much in the market for better info. But I've been basically wrestling with this for a few hours every day for like a week.
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John Washburn ❌👑 @johnwashburn.com · 25/08/2026
So, to clear customs, apparently the receiver needs an EORI number and sign over power of attorney. Or rather, UPS won't put it in front of customs without, even if you don't technically need the EORI because you aren't an economic operator. So, basically, you have to register as a business.
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John Washburn ❌👑 @johnwashburn.com · 25/08/2026
Awesome! btw, his name is Silas too.
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John Washburn ❌👑 @johnwashburn.com · 25/08/2026
Meanwhile, I've been trying to ship him a few boxes of personal stuff (books, xbox, etc) and... holy shit! I knew it would be expensive, but it's now practically impossible to clear customs. Because of US tariff policies, you can no longer send a package from the US to a blood relative in the EU.
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John Washburn ❌👑 @johnwashburn.com · 25/08/2026
Kid 1 is off to college in Europe today. Studying politics, philosophy, and economics. He's a natural change maker and I couldn't be more proud.
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John Washburn ❌👑 @johnwashburn.com · 24/08/2026
Everyone not just on both sides of the border, but every single other country considering trade or any other sort of deal with the US. ("If that's how they treat Canada...") This administration believes it's living in a world where every interaction is isolated and no one compares notes.
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John Washburn ❌👑 @johnwashburn.com · 24/08/2026
This. It's a complete rejection of qualifications for loyalty.
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Canuckstan 🇨🇦 @jonchevreau.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
BREAKING: The Annexation Papers. What Trump/Lutnick Actually Demanded From Canada Behind Closed Doors, Why It Was Never A Trade Deal, And Why He’s About To Enter The Find-Out Portion Of The Program #CanadaSky #EconSky #USpol #cdnpoli deanblundell.substack.com/p/breaking-t...
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BREAKING: The Annexation Papers. What Trump/Lutnick Actually Demanded From Canada Behind Closed Doors, Why It Was Never A Trade Deal, And Why He’s About To Enter The Find-Out Portion Of The Program
The snapback clause was the least offensive thing in that document. The verified list of American demands reads like articles of surrender. Now Carney is going to punch him in the mouth.
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 22/08/2026
post by Zeekerss @ZeekerssRBLX on X on 1/10/26

Concept art is the most poisonous place to use Al. That's when your creative vision is the most fragile and undeveloped. When you see what the Al made and say, "That looks cool, I want my game to look like that!" it's like it's secretly swapping out your baby with its own.
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Kevin Fox @michigrim.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
We’re currently in the process of spinning this up as a feature. No dice so far but if anyone knows any managers, agents, producers or production companies that would love to have a low budget grounded cyberpunk film please reach out.
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John Washburn ❌👑 @johnwashburn.com · 19/08/2026
If they pre-ordered an early batch (Nov 23) that would've preceded the GOP convention sieg heils etc by months, plus they'd be stuck with a no-resale clause so couldn't dump it. I could see an earnest but low-info person w/ money wanting to support electric vehicles and quickly regretting it.
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John Washburn ❌👑 @johnwashburn.com · 19/08/2026
Berkeley vibes
Cybertruck with a peace symbol painted on the hookCybertruck with bumper stickers for Harris/Waltz, rainbow flag, and “I bought this before I knew Elon Musk was crazy”
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John Washburn ❌👑 @johnwashburn.com · 15/08/2026
🎉
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John Washburn ❌👑 @johnwashburn.com · 13/08/2026
William Goldman didn’t much care for them either.a
A page from the screenplay for Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. 

Slugs read: 
AIMOST THE ENTIRE SCREEN IN BLACK SHADOW

A MAN

BUTCH

THE WINDOW

etc
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John Washburn ❌👑 @johnwashburn.com · 12/08/2026
But your basic point about having a central dramatic argument is well taken!
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John Washburn ❌👑 @johnwashburn.com · 12/08/2026
Isn’t that really *two* questions? 🤔 [ducks]
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John Washburn ❌👑 @johnwashburn.com · 07/08/2026
Ted Lasso s4e1 did not make me cry. At all. It made you cry.
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John Washburn ❌👑 @johnwashburn.com · 06/08/2026
My question to so-called moderate Democrats is “who, exactly, have Democratic policies been in service of in the last half century? It certainly hasn’t been working people, as demonstrated by the massive consolidation of wealth under both parties. “Slightly less racist GOP” isn’t a vision.
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John Washburn ❌👑 @johnwashburn.com · 30/07/2026
I still haven't had a chance to see it, but so far I'm just glad that people are excited to go to the movies. Between Odyssey, Obsession, Backrooms, and Project Hail Mary, etc this has been a such a great year for theatrical exhibition of non "IP" films.
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John Washburn ❌👑 @johnwashburn.com · 30/07/2026
Joyce Carol Oates weighs in.
deadline.com
Joyce Carol Oates Defends Christopher Nolan's 'Odyssey' Against Critics
One of America's finest writers responds to criticism from 'Odyssey' translator Emily Wilson and others, especially those who decry Nolan's use of modern language.
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John Washburn ❌👑 @johnwashburn.com · 30/07/2026
Oh, and Meta's stock dropped 9% after their earnings call last night due to concerns about overspending on AI. They're down 19% for the year.
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John Washburn ❌👑 @johnwashburn.com · 30/07/2026
Huh. Meta's already market-lagging AI offering will be trained on Newsmax data. Now, I get that Zuckerberg is now full fascist but given Trump's deep unpopularity and the schisms in maga over Iran, etc. it seems like a bold choice. Is this Meta's MySpace moment? popular.info/p/meta-will-...
popular.info
Meta will train its AI on far-right media outlet
This week, Newsmax — a far-right news organization with a strong allegiance to President Trump and a history of pushing wild conspiracy theories — announced it had struck a deal with Meta.
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John Washburn ❌👑 @johnwashburn.com · 27/07/2026
Love this
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