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John Walrus but Old @johnwalrus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Stoutlnd is a mustache with legs and I just think he's swell

Stoutland, a big dog pokemon that is 80% mustache

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John Walrus but Old @johnwalrus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Forgot to post here, did a kinda weird/vague drawing to try to get back into my shenanigans, ft. The Slug of all time

An incredibly dark drawing, with a single glowing light in the center, gently illuminating a Slug silhouette. Something is in the background.

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John Walrus but Old @johnwalrus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

My brain out of nowhere as I get the 7th insufferable customer in a row:

A scribbled comic of a person and a Walrus representing the same person. The person is tired in the first shot. The second shot they are startled and concerned as the Walrus abruptly says "Let's kill them. "

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John Walrus but Old @johnwalrus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Pov: you are a grub in White Knuckle

Doodle of a Walrus but he's obscured by the hand reaching out to grab the shit out of you
"Pov: grub"

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John Walrus but Old @johnwalrus.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Helpful diagram for my little creatures I never draw

My two freaks (OCs), one a puppet in a jacket, the other a round ball with a cartoon Walrus face. The first is holding the second on his shoulder. An arrow labeled 'undiagnosed autism' points at the puppet, another labeled 'undiagnosed ADHD' points at the Walrus.

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John Walrus but Old @johnwalrus.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Unintentionally hilarious note the butchers left

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John Walrus but Old @johnwalrus.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

So anyway it's my first Father's Day, surprise she's 8 months old and becoming more powerful with each passing moment

BEHOLD a fun Walrus drawing depicting my little Walrus presenting an even smaller baby Walrus, my daughter

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John Walrus but Old @johnwalrus.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Destiny has had a lot of problems, strife, and struggles. It has never been a perfect game. And i'm going to miss it so much. Ad Astra. Eyes up, Guardian.

A player sits along the edge of a wall with bushes and flowers. In the distance sits the Last City and The Traveler, a massive white sphere. Our Light. This is Destiny.

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John Walrus but Old @johnwalrus.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

"Are you closed?" they ask me as I blast music while doing dishes with soap-foam covering half the department and my cases empty or covered

Kid from Meet the Robinsons staring in dispare

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John Walrus but Old @johnwalrus.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Finally tried Whute Knuckle last night and it quickly devolved into this:

Poor Walrus clearly stressed with hands desperately trying to climb up

"SHIT FUCK SHIT GOD FUCK SHIT SHIT FUCK GOD SHIT"

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John Walrus but Old @johnwalrus.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Everyone seems focused on Fox himself meanwhile sloppy is fucking sending me, look at this dood

Slippyfrom the new Star Fox box art. Why he look like that.

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John Walrus but Old @johnwalrus.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Simultaneously very delightful and absolutely calling me out on an unprecedented level

Chill Harp Seal
"Wait!! Am I.. on the menu?!?"
Featuring such traits as:
Kind Soul
Thinking...
Mood Swinger
Self-disappointment
Crybaby
Glass Heart
Passive soul
Pro ghosted
Quick quitting

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John Walrus but Old @johnwalrus.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Game industry please I can only handle posting the image so many times

Wacko, once again, looking very tired at a phone with a cup in one hand

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John Walrus but Old @johnwalrus.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Maybe someday we'll be able to enjoy new releases again

Wacko very tired and staring at his phone with a cup of coffee

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John Walrus but Old @johnwalrus.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

I am confused but not displeased, go my adorable nuclear weapons

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John Walrus but Old @johnwalrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

I'm so tired of learning about my anticipated games yall, every announcement got me like. (But thank you for sharing this info)

Wesley Snipes softly crying as he points a gun offscreen

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John Walrus but Old @johnwalrus.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Seeing an increase of both joke and not jokes about 'wizard passes' and I'm just fucking sick of them tbh

A tall lanky character stand on the right while a shorter simple character says "Its OK guys if you pay me I'll give you a pass for the wizard stu"

The tall character on the right decimates the left character by blasting their fucking skull in with an energy blast

"PERISH"

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John Walrus but Old @johnwalrus.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

I'm so tired of every major game announcement having me like

Wesley Snipes softly crying as he gets ready to shoot someone off screen

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John Walrus but Old @johnwalrus.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Thinking about some peak/ insane old yugioh designs

The Yugioh card 'Moai Interceptor Cannons', a line of Moai heads with glowing eyes and mechanical gears firing lasers off panel

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John Walrus but Old @johnwalrus.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

I am burthmas and got the funny every color novelty pen god I'm so tired

A very tired and aged poorly drawn Walrus with a cupcake, which has candles depicting 29. 'yay' is written above.

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John Walrus but Old @johnwalrus.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Bro they're just putting insulation in the fucking wack ass chocolate what

A display for Dubai Chocolate showing its new flavor, which literally looks like they stuck pink housing insulation into

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John Walrus but Old @johnwalrus.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

In case you're curious what retail is like, I took this picture of Halloween candy today

Over a dozen boxes of unsold Halloween candy in a grocery backroom

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John Walrus but Old @johnwalrus.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

I am weak willed. Overall strangely fine, salty and sweet, caramel goes with basically everything. 7/10, I'll prob finish the bag

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John Walrus but Old @johnwalrus.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

I am cursed by my brain, it calls to me

The Green Goblin mask, with the text Run&Bun, the name given to the hardest Pokémon Rom ever made. Like deadass.

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John Walrus but Old @johnwalrus.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Safeway I PROMISE this isn't the ad you thunk it is

A Safeway ad for pork. "$avings like its 1929!"

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John Walrus but Old @johnwalrus.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

My top 3 reorders by the day but I love my mustache dog so much

The funny mustache dog Pokémon Stoutland

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John Walrus but Old @johnwalrus.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

When you can't look up saucy neko arc art anymore Vaguely ft. @vtuberloveslug.bsky.social

A pen doodle of Slug wearing a shirt that says "one fear"

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John Walrus but Old @johnwalrus.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

relaxing from the real world horrors by facing digital fake horrors in Vintage Story, its incredibly charming and cozy despite how nightmarish it can get

a cozy house with a thatch roof in Vintage Story (very minecraft)

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John Walrus but Old @johnwalrus.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Anyway rot in piss, and they can all suck me good through my jorts

Me holding a shot of bourbon while flipping the bird.

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John Walrus but Old @johnwalrus.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

I'll stop speaking ill of the dead when they stop wishing ill on my friends in life.

A sketch drawing. A rough gravestone with a gender neutral icon on it reads BOZO. A figure walks away nonchalantly, adjusting their zipper and flipping off the grave. The grave has a massive splatter on the front of it.

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John Walrus but Old @johnwalrus.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

The irony of really loving horror and being the most anxious person anyone I know has met. The benefit is its very inspiring! On the other hand I've gotten very used to ignoring the things in the dark.

A sketchbook drawing. A small figure sits in the bottom as a massive, detailed human hand reaches slowly down onto them, contortions. A massive eye stares down from behind the hand.

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