John Vandervest @johnvandervest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026How I imagine every "Yes-man" at Meta when they try on the glasses infront of Mark. 000
John Vandervest @johnvandervest.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Make this with a manual instead of automatic and you can take all the monies. 010
John Vandervest @johnvandervest.bsky.social · 16/09/2026They don't want you to know that they killed innocent women in the name of Jesus before you go to the polls. 000
John Vandervest @johnvandervest.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Your soul. They want your soul. And you have to become an asshole, if you're not one already. 000
John Vandervest @johnvandervest.bsky.social · 08/09/2026These mad lads put a 53 chevy truck body on a S10 frame with a LS V8. I want it. 001
John Vandervest @johnvandervest.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The irony of Chat bragging about it's Data Science capabilities and then using a bunch of graphs with augmented Y axes to make their impact look larger. 000
John Vandervest @johnvandervest.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Well, if there's one thing that fucker knows how to do it's steal everybody else's money. If there's two things he knows how to do it's that and sexually assault young women. 000
John Vandervest @johnvandervest.bsky.social · 06/08/2026The latest in "Watch Zuckerberg light money on fire" There is a zero percent chance that a Meta coding model cracks the top 5 in benchmarks. 010
John Vandervest @johnvandervest.bsky.social · 31/07/2026DoorDash knows that we don't buy this, right? They know that we know this means they're having a hard time finding somebody to deliver our shit and it's definitely going to be late, right? 000
John Vandervest @johnvandervest.bsky.social · 29/07/2026They Odyssey was great, but all I could think of the whole time: 010
John Vandervest @johnvandervest.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Here, I fixed this whole 24 team playoff but we gotta get rid of conference champs issue. What it would have looked like last year. 010
John Vandervest @johnvandervest.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I dunno y'all, I kinda like AI, it gives me chuckles like this when I can't remember the name of something. 000
John Vandervest @johnvandervest.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Literally bought two Taylor Farms salad kits yesterday... 000
John Vandervest @johnvandervest.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Beat OSU twice in season one…. On my way to the natty. 000
John Vandervest @johnvandervest.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Maybe if EA charged more than $100 plus the gimmicky $150 annual sub we could get a game than can do simple math? 000
John Vandervest @johnvandervest.bsky.social · 06/07/2026EA…. This might be the worst menu design I’ve ever seen. On an angle going away from the user? 000
John Vandervest @johnvandervest.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Trust me, once we save up enough cash, that's the plan. 000
John Vandervest @johnvandervest.bsky.social · 04/07/2026The hydration break the winning team of this match is going to take after its over. 000
John Vandervest @johnvandervest.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Found a new slogan for the country, everybody. 000
John Vandervest @johnvandervest.bsky.social · 25/06/2026My coach that started at GT and ended up at Michigan has the exact same look. 240
John Vandervest @johnvandervest.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Helluva madlib you could put together there 010
John Vandervest @johnvandervest.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I'm not the only one who thinks Adam Silver looks like one of The Gentlemen from Buffy, right? 050
John Vandervest @johnvandervest.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Wait. Jason Mantzoukas plays for the NY Knicks? 000
John Vandervest @johnvandervest.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Couldn't remember Ted Cruz's name for some reason: 000
John Vandervest @johnvandervest.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Gonna become a Twitch streamer just so I can get a New Belgium sponsorship because this shit is so damn good. 110
John Vandervest @johnvandervest.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Playing Cyclops in Marvel Heroes while listening to @jasonkirk.fyi soap box for Scott Summers as a badass and not the whiny baby that one creep director turned him into. 10/10 no notes. 030
John Vandervest @johnvandervest.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Let 'em say we're crazy I don't care about that Put you hand in my hand, baby, Don't ever look back Let the world around us Just Fall apart Baby we can make it if we're heart to heart... 000
John Vandervest @johnvandervest.bsky.social · 12/05/2026You mean the billionaire owners who go full hostage mode on cities to get tax incentives to build giant stadiums don't then give the people stuck with that bill a break? Huh, crazy. 000
John Vandervest @johnvandervest.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Immediately we know they're lying. Facebook has never shipped anything cool. 000
John Vandervest @johnvandervest.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Somehow the largest of the companies has the worst of the AI. 000
John Vandervest @johnvandervest.bsky.social · 06/05/2026The two ways Copilot suggested to me aren't supported, and then it acknowledges that those are known painpoints for the enshitified office.com 000
John Vandervest @johnvandervest.bsky.social · 03/05/2026What in the Jesus H. Capitalism is this email ad subject? 000
