JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Josh Levi should be required to listen to that shit he sang at the London NFL game today over and over until he comprehends just how lousy he is. 000
JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Katie Miller married this man for his dick, it’s gonna be nearly impossible to prove someone else harassed her.static.klipy.comStephen Miller Can You Hear MeALT: Stephen Miller Can You Hear Me 001
JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Is this the same guy Trump called Blowjob Benny after he taught him that birthday candle maneuver?static.klipy.comDonald Trump at Rally: That's My President!ALT: Donald Trump at Rally: That's My President! 000
JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Boasting that Kim Jong-Un likes you is a great character reference is like bragging about dating your daughter because you put secret cameras in her bathroom. 000
JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The current US Secretary of Defense has such a tiny brain he depends on a make-believe figurehead in the sky that created human misbehavior by enticing a young naked couple to eat magical fruit from an enchanted tree. 000
JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The world is grateful the people are safe plus the bonus of knowing that the worst that could have happened is a hundred or so dead Jews. Israel had little concern for the 168 Iranian school girls. Just another ho-hum day in Middle East murder. 000
JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Donnie always has his, “I want to suck your dick” look on his face.static.klipy.comDonald Trump at Rally: That's My President!ALT: Donald Trump at Rally: That's My President! 000
JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Look at the big brain on that guy. Somebody get him something to suck on.static.klipy.comDonald Trump at Rally: That's My President!ALT: Donald Trump at Rally: That's My President! 010
JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Compared to the manure and maggot brain of Donald Trump, billions of people have super intelligence.static.klipy.comDonald Trump: Smart People Don't Like MeALT: Donald Trump: Smart People Don't Like Me 010
JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Eric Schmidt knows ball games, he learned about balls from this guy:static.klipy.comDonald Trump at Rally: That's My President!ALT: Donald Trump at Rally: That's My President! 001
JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 29/09/202677 million people were too stupid to understand they voted for this idiot. The word intelligence is impossible for America’s stupid to comprehend. 110
JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Senator Kennedy of Louisiana said dicks make him want to throw up in his mouth. People in Louisiana sure do like throwing up in their mouths. Nom nom nom nom. 000
JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Iowa has Chuck Grassley, cow manure, and a state full of morons who worship both.static.klipy.comSeinfeld: George Costanza on ManureALT: Seinfeld: George Costanza on Manure 000
JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026America should have the best guillotine ever. We know where we can find the best neck to use it on.static.klipy.comGuillotine: To the Guillotine!!!ALT: Guillotine: To the Guillotine!!! 000
JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026President Trump thinks every government official in China doesn’t have this on all their devices:static.klipy.comDonald Trump at Rally: That's My President!ALT: Donald Trump at Rally: That's My President! 000
JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026There is one photo of Trump that should be there:static.klipy.comDonald Trump at Rally: That's My President!ALT: Donald Trump at Rally: That's My President! 000
JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026There needs to be a public service announcement to remind Trump and his gang the U.S. has a death penalty and they have necks: Treasonous authoritarianism will not be tolerated.static.klipy.comGuillotine: To the Guillotine!!!ALT: Guillotine: To the Guillotine!!! 000
JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Trump showed a picture lo the Chinese delegation depicting Pres Biden as an auto pen. There is only one picture of Trump that will shown in future years. The Autoswallow.static.klipy.comDonald Trump at Rally: That's My President!ALT: Donald Trump at Rally: That's My President! 000
JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The President has his own imaginary penis action:static.klipy.comDonald Trump at Rally: That's My President!ALT: Donald Trump at Rally: That's My President! 000
JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026What was he thinking?static.klipy.comDonald Trump at Rally: That's My President!ALT: Donald Trump at Rally: That's My President! 110
JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026ESPN’s College Game Day is today College Cocksucker Day featuring the well known cocksucker Donald Trump.static.klipy.comDonald Trump at Rally: That's My President!ALT: Donald Trump at Rally: That's My President! 000
JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The Chinese have arrived and Donnie is baying their jings. Getting his lips sweet and sour porked.static.klipy.comDonald Trump at Rally: That's My President!ALT: Donald Trump at Rally: That's My President! 000
JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026When journalists want to talk to Trump they first have to pacify him. Here’s his favorite pacifier: Suck it Donnie!static.klipy.comDonald Trump at Rally: That's My President!ALT: Donald Trump at Rally: That's My President! 000
JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Robert Kraft is now giving money to Palestine. How billionaire. How Jew of him. 000
JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Trump is so smart, he’s always doing homework.static.klipy.comDonald Trump at Rally: That's My President!ALT: Donald Trump at Rally: That's My President! 000
JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Trump says only a smart person like him can comprehend AI, yet his vocabulary is extremely limited, his business venues have been failures trying to sell water, trying to sell beef, and a phony educational scam. Just like all the other brilliant people. The bigliest, smartiest brain ever.static.klipy.comFallout Vault BoyALT: Fallout Vault Boy 000
JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Dallas Cowboys. GOMA: Greatest Offense My Ass 000
JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Reece Davis agreed to conduct a 10 minute political interview with Ted Cruz on Gameday. Is his position so tenuous he has to bring politics into your great show? Always ask yourself, “what would Chris Berman do?” 010
JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 13/09/2026ESPN/Disney dedicated an entire segment to Ted Cruz’s rant about college sports being in chaos because young black athletes have created an economic bonanza for colleges and they want a share of it. Such chaos from those uppity players. Ted knows this is wrong and he will defend the racist past. 000
JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 12/09/2026@hickenlooper.senate.gov College sports does not need Congress. What are Hurd, Crank, or Boebert going to contribute to the expansion of a sports labor wage system? There are people like John Elway who understand this issue. When Ted Cruz wants to step in it can only get much worse. 000
JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Ireland is issuing new maps where they now call the Deep South in the US the Deep Stupid. 2120
JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Who’s’ joint does this guy have to service to get theee oil prices down? Lucky day for him. He can do them all!static.klipy.comDonald Trump at Rally: That's My President!ALT: Donald Trump at Rally: That's My President! 000
JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Leave it to ESPN/Disney to present a 1 sided argument on College Game Day so universities can own young athletes while charging NFL level prices for their labor. They want an unqualified Congress who wont even regulate their own insider trading. 000
JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026When Trump gets hot under the collar remind him that we can help with that.static.klipy.comGuillotine: To the Guillotine!!!ALT: Guillotine: To the Guillotine!!! 000
JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Check the neck size on that rude dude. Impeachment. Conviction. Penalty.static.klipy.comGuillotine: To the Guillotine!!!ALT: Guillotine: To the Guillotine!!! 000
Reposted by JohnVanadaKelleyRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Senate Republicans refused to convict Trump after Jan 6. Republican SCOTUS appointees gave him immunity. Republicans in Congress today stand idly by as he unleashes death and destruction across the globe. We are now at the whims of a mad king because GOP leaders have refused to constrain him. 17240221267
JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026At the Pentagon this morning they had the 2 biggest idiots there deliver speeches that sounded like they were written by 5th graders who just finished a game of Mortal Kombat. The insincerity of those morons was on full display. An alcohol soaked cabinet member and the convicted felon. 000
JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Condoleezza Rice starts her speech by thanking Trump for his “service” to tte country. Last night Trump called the majority of the country, communists and democrats. Rice is the same ass-kissing phony she was 25 years ago. 010
Reposted by JohnVanadaKelleySenseidai2547❌👑 @senseidai.bsky.social · 10/09/2026We have not forgotten. Release the Epstein Files! #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue #Pinks #TrumpIsACriminal 24699336
JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Trump can not speak without reverting to his baby talk and sissy boy inflections. 77 million voters thought that would make a good president. America has a real intelligence problem. Let’s rename the southeastern portion of the U.S. from the Deep South to the Deep Stupid. 001
JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026What has been going on in Dallas this week? Common sense says a lot of spitting.static.klipy.comDonald Trump at Rally: That's My President!ALT: Donald Trump at Rally: That's My President! 000
JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Don’t forget the real Donald Trumpstatic.klipy.comDonald Trump at Rally: That's My President!ALT: Donald Trump at Rally: That's My President! 010
JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The U.S. has had it. A spoiled dim witted Trump has people wasting time and energy on a non existing problem. There is no voter fraud. However powerful people let Trump continue the stupidity. The damage is done. The point of no recovery is close. You’re welcome, China. 000
JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Lutnik is the kind of jew that causes people to think that if the Nazis had done to just the one family, we’d all be ok with it. 000
JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Giving the ole mid-term campaign message, when you’re a star, they let you do it. Suck ‘em as you please. There’s gonna be more than balls in the new ballroom.static.klipy.comDonald Trump at Rally: That's My President!ALT: Donald Trump at Rally: That's My President! 000
JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 03/09/2026MAGA voters in Texas won’t be closing this polling place. They’re even having a mid-term campaign event:static.klipy.comDonald Trump at Rally: That's My President!ALT: Donald Trump at Rally: That's My President! 000
JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Jeff Hurd, R. Co-3 in a campaign ad says dealing with big business is not easy. I suggest he would find it a simpler task if he wasn’t trying to kiss their asses at the same time. Trump butt boy Jeff Hurd doing the Mar-a-Lago smooch. 000
JohnVanadaKelley @johnvanadakelley.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Trump genetically believes he received some talents from his mother too.static.klipy.comDonald Trump at Rally: That's My President!ALT: Donald Trump at Rally: That's My President! 000
Reposted by JohnVanadaKelleyThe Onion @theonion.com · 28/08/2026HHS Replaces Childhood Vaccination Schedule With List Of Recommended Animal Bites theonion.com/hhs-replaces-childhood… 371938414
