Elrond Hubbard @johnultrahybrid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026When was the last time I owned a pencil case? 001
Elrond Hubbard @johnultrahybrid.bsky.social · 16/07/202610 piñatas deep faded off that papier maché glue 000
Elrond Hubbard @johnultrahybrid.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Went down to Santa Fe where ben wah paints the balls 000
Elrond Hubbard @johnultrahybrid.bsky.social · 13/04/2026When the narrator says 'time was' u kno shits about to get cowboy 000
Elrond Hubbard @johnultrahybrid.bsky.social · 01/04/2026They're calling him 'the Yakub of straight people' 000
Elrond Hubbard @johnultrahybrid.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Calling someone racist for saying both the leads in Sinners look the same 000
Elrond Hubbard @johnultrahybrid.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Do yall ever turn on the bathroom heat lamp and feel like a lizard 000
Elrond Hubbard @johnultrahybrid.bsky.social · 16/09/2025One of these days ima put chicken salt in my coffee istg 000
Elrond Hubbard @johnultrahybrid.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Deliver the clockwork twink unto me this instant 110
Elrond Hubbard @johnultrahybrid.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Me n the boys jaked off that dildo screech 000
Elrond Hubbard @johnultrahybrid.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Me n my homeslices be trampling out the vintage 100
Elrond Hubbard @johnultrahybrid.bsky.social · 09/05/2025This guy is an all-timer in the world of guys who are just kinda like that 010
Elrond Hubbard @johnultrahybrid.bsky.social · 29/04/2025E major is the most Mexican chord. Just is 000
Elrond Hubbard @johnultrahybrid.bsky.social · 13/03/2025MC Escher on the mic droppin impossible bars 000
Elrond Hubbard @johnultrahybrid.bsky.social · 07/02/2025If you aint makin love to dorothy the dinosaur you failed at life lil cuz 000
Elrond Hubbard @johnultrahybrid.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Video game addiction is debilitating. I played too much Minecraft and now I spend every waking hour fighting the urge to attach spruce trapdoors to every flat surface in my home 030
Elrond Hubbard @johnultrahybrid.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Did you know? A musical play based on 'I'm a scatman' is in production! Google 'scat play' to learn more! 000
Elrond Hubbard @johnultrahybrid.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Fillin Tolfdir's alembic with the Whiterun sleeping tree zaza and choofin that shit 000
Elrond Hubbard @johnultrahybrid.bsky.social · 25/01/2025This whirlpool got me jabberin like yarrrr what are socks for 000
Elrond Hubbard @johnultrahybrid.bsky.social · 25/01/2025In 2025 we're bringing back Trunch. You weren't here when we brought it the first time 000
Elrond Hubbard @johnultrahybrid.bsky.social · 25/01/2025In this neighbourhood we think fondly of whistles 000
Elrond Hubbard @johnultrahybrid.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Why am i allowed to post here while plastered out of my mind its dangerous 100
Elrond Hubbard @johnultrahybrid.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Not a fan of what he did to the natives but George Armstrong Custer's hair was a serve 000
Elrond Hubbard @johnultrahybrid.bsky.social · 07/11/2024My political hot take is that sometimes domestic terrorism is good 010
Elrond Hubbard @johnultrahybrid.bsky.social · 03/07/2024I got aardvark fever, call that Arthuritis 000
Elrond Hubbard @johnultrahybrid.bsky.social · 14/01/2024Yall don't wanna hear it but Euronymous was a twink 010
Elrond Hubbard @johnultrahybrid.bsky.social · 23/12/2023Aw hell nah it the art bitch of cranberry 010
Elrond Hubbard @johnultrahybrid.bsky.social · 11/12/2023I'm so online I saw the word 'Elongate' and thought it was some new controversy about the muskrat 000
Elrond Hubbard @johnultrahybrid.bsky.social · 29/11/2023Paula Deen's Tourmaline Aubergine War Machine 130
