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John the doctor

@johnthedoctor.bsky.social
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Twenty-one heads and only one hat to his name. I learned how to internet on mefi. (Bartfast, Slarty)

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John the doctor @johnthedoctor.bsky.social · 1h
Hero.
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God @thegodshow.com · 5h
Bless this LEGO designer in particular.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 6h
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John the doctor @johnthedoctor.bsky.social · 6h
It is so funny how much this bothers him.
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John the doctor @johnthedoctor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Awesome. Ive been sating we should do this for years. If its being done in my name with my money, lets have it out in the open. Let us be diagusted or let us revel in our blood lust. But dont hide behind a curtain where we ignore what is going on. apnews.com/article/fort...
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Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed
The Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed after Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said the execution would be “public.”
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John the doctor @johnthedoctor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🍿🍿🍿…this person going up against a hand picked bunch of boot licking propaganda hawkers in the White House press pool. What a sick joke.
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John the doctor @johnthedoctor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh I hope they still have the rally. I’d really like to hear what Trump has to say to these people.
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John the doctor @johnthedoctor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If they haven’t done anything wrong, there’s nothing to worry about. Jeez, calm down.
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John the doctor @johnthedoctor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There’s always a tweet #TAAT
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 23/09/2026
NEW: 8 sailors aboard the Lincoln attempted suicide per a letter from the Secretary of the Navy to Congress. That is “incredibly high”. www.cnn.com/2026/09/23/p...
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Eight sailors assigned to US carrier group that fought in Iran war attempted suicide, Navy secretary tells Congress | CNN Politics
Eight US Navy personnel assigned to the USS Abraham Lincoln carrier strike group attempted suicide during a period that included when the ships undertook combat operations against Iran and the carrier...
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John the doctor @johnthedoctor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That’s pretty damn corrupt.
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John the doctor @johnthedoctor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fan-fucking-tastic idea.
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What does a sniper position at Memorial Circle actually defend against? Not China. Not a submarine. Not a missile. It overlooks a bridge, a traffic circle, and the front door of the National Mall. Those are places where Americans march. www.jackhopkinsnow.com
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John the doctor @johnthedoctor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Their names are Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez and they are cold blooded killers.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
THIS 👇 HERE.......
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John the doctor @johnthedoctor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
JUST. SHUT. UP.
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John the doctor @johnthedoctor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Well. I for one can’t wait to hear this wizened man’s thoughts on AI regulation.
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John the doctor @johnthedoctor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’m starting to think it’s a problem that the president is physically incapable of speaking truth.
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John the doctor @johnthedoctor.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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John the doctor @johnthedoctor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Although it would be nice if they had a MAGA voter there to kick really hard right in the giblets when I drop off my ballot.
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John the doctor @johnthedoctor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’ve been saying it since the Clinton era. Rationing of healthcare already exists because it is a finite resource. An enlightened society manages resources proactively and thoughtfully, for the greatest good. The profit-driven free for all system has delivered the only result it possibly could.
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John the doctor @johnthedoctor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
WA state has drop boxes too and I’ve always used them. My hope is that Americans can get out of their lazy mindset and take every step to make sure their vote counts. www.sos.wa.gov/elections/vo...
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Drop Box and Voting Center Locations | WA Secretary of State
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michaelspoint.bsky.social @michaelspoint.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
There are more proof of life videos of Jimothy the raccoon than McConnell the senator😅
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John the doctor @johnthedoctor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Wouldn’t it be something if Natalie Harp was giving Trump BJs in the Oval Office and then watch Republicans *not* impeach him over it?
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John the doctor @johnthedoctor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
*That’s* how you make America great again.
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John the doctor @johnthedoctor.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Trump is just unable to grasp that his great “personal relationship” with Kim Jon Un has little bearing on the existential threat to our allies who have a vibrant democracy and are critical contributors to the world economy. He’s proven he is cognitively unfit to be leading anything at this point.
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Trump’s South Korea move rattles foreign policy world
President Trump’s decision to reduce joint military exercises with South Korea is being met with derision from Democrats and fears from other allies who are already worried over the president’s pas…
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Joe Roberts 🔥💙🔥🐸 @robbyjoe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He didn’t change. They did.
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John the doctor @johnthedoctor.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
On another note, big chain movie theaters are the most horrible places in the world and I think I can’t stand to be in them anymore.
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John the doctor @johnthedoctor.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
OMG everyone The Odyssey is so great. Like my favorite movie ever. I think it’s like, one of film history’s great masterpieces.
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John the doctor @johnthedoctor.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My cat is a workaholic you guys what I do I’m so worried about her
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John the doctor @johnthedoctor.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
That’s weird. Omar never said “Trump was a pedophile.”
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Dr Rasu Shrestha @rasushrestha.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I stand with Dr. Anthony Fauci …because I value EVIDENCE over conspiracy, DATA over rumors, and SCIENCE over politics. No public official is beyond criticism, but there’s a difference between honest scientific guidance and misinformation. I’ll choose evidence EVERY time. #medsky #publichealth
I stand with Dr. Anthony Fauci because I value evidence over conspiracy, data over rumors, and science over politics. No public official is beyond criticism, but there’s a difference between honest scientific guidance and misinformation. I’ll choose evidence every time.
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John the doctor @johnthedoctor.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Amazing.
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John the doctor @johnthedoctor.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Tate’s Cannibal Neighbor is a punk ass band name.
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John the doctor @johnthedoctor.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Remember the Trump curse ruined the USMNT in the World Cup a couple weeks ago? That’s our stadium here in Seattle. There’s unfortunately residual curse affecting our beloved Seattle Sounders. How do we purify the Bad Trump Juju? Would Puyallup tribe of Indians smudging be stadium is enough?
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John the doctor @johnthedoctor.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I just don’t understand why we are still living with Ronald Reagan’s ghost. Reality has completely repudiated conservative economics.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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John the doctor @johnthedoctor.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Absolutely.
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John the doctor @johnthedoctor.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Listen kid, here’s what marriage is like. One day you’ll have the house to yourself again and instead of romantic adventures, one of you says “Let’s just have pie for dinner!”
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John the doctor @johnthedoctor.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Such a bad time to have morons in charge of the military. apple.news/AAGj9hYBbRWa...
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Houthis announce Saudi naval blockade, threatening new front in US-Iran war — Reuters
Yemen's Iran-aligned Houthis said on Monday they ​would impose a naval blockade on Saudi Arabia, opening a potential new front against the United States in its war with Iran and raising the threat to ...
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John the doctor @johnthedoctor.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
One Spanish football player had the courage to do what none in the cabinet or congress will do. Escort a senile old man out of a place he’s neither qualified to be nor wanted. It’s not that hard.
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John the doctor @johnthedoctor.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Did you hear that? It’s the sound of 10,000 people in Seattle getting Jimothy tattoos this weekend.
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Christian Petersen @iwantyoustudio.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Whether they literally kill them in cold blood, or kill them by forcing them into the inhuman conditions of their detention centers...it's all murder. They must be held accountable.
AN UPSIDE-DOWN AMERICAN FLAG WITH THE WORDS ' ICE MURDERS PEOPLE' IN THE BLUE SECTION.
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John the doctor @johnthedoctor.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
That’s what a Republican would do. This is how the game is played now. Beshear needs to get his courage up and just do it.
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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
how many dead gop senators does it take to unscrew a country
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John the doctor @johnthedoctor.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I talked to Mitch McConnell today for about 20 minutes. He didn’t talk much since he’s intubated on a ventilator and brain dead. But he seems good.
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John the doctor @johnthedoctor.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I hadn’t considered that Elaine Chao has gone missing in China specifically to ensure no one with the legal authority to withdraw care is available. But it makes perfect sense.
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John the doctor @johnthedoctor.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
So now, on top of everything else he’s done, we have a friggin Sports Curse to deal with?!
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John the doctor @johnthedoctor.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Overheard in the bathroom at Seattle Stadium after the US got dismantled by Belgium: “Fuckin’ Donald Trump, man.”
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John the doctor @johnthedoctor.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Halftime at the World Cup and the USMNT is cursed by Trump’s involvement. Everything that guy touches immediately dies.
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