John Stitch @johnstich.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Louis Walsh and Simon Cowell arrive for the first X Factor show, 4th September 2004 000
John Stitch @johnstich.bsky.social · 05/08/2026‘Thank you, you get a free subscription to GB News now’ 000
John Stitch @johnstich.bsky.social · 16/04/2026You get fuck all. I spend a fortune on food, but if I spend my precious time filling in a survey, I earn 25p. Tesco, fuck off, you’re taking the piss 000
John Stitch @johnstich.bsky.social · 28/03/2026It’s called a fugue state, Kathy, the result of attending your school 000
John Stitch @johnstich.bsky.social · 07/03/2026I see traitor Farage has dined with the Fanta Führer. Perhaps they discussed his installation as ruler in UK? 151
John Stitch @johnstich.bsky.social · 06/03/2026It’s forty years since the A- Team transitioned from a gritty action style to a more character-driven final season 000
John Stitch @johnstich.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Take my money, take my nectar points, lure me into Sainsbury’s- it’s not enough for you is it? LEAVE ME ALONE YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME!!!! 000
John Stitch @johnstich.bsky.social · 15/01/2026I really don’t watch to watch this but feel compelled 000
John Stitch @johnstich.bsky.social · 22/12/2025So, he had a reason for not being at the Strictly Final 000
John Stitch @johnstich.bsky.social · 17/08/2025‘I remember being forced at gunpoint to get bread for the Conglomocorp board by my Grandad’ 000
John Stitch @johnstich.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Worse than Nixon, I guess none of us are surprised 000
John Stitch @johnstich.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Shit, I forgot George Cole was in an episode of the Good Life 000
