John Scurlock @johnscurlock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026www.instagram.com/reel/DeCXwSe...instagram.comInstagramCreate an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you. 010
John Scurlock @johnscurlock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026News Flash: F*cking over the entire country isn’t very popular… 010
John Scurlock @johnscurlock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026He’s clearly blinking “help me” in Morse code… 040
John Scurlock @johnscurlock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It’s not guts. It’s cowardice. That is their everlasting and defining trait. 120
John Scurlock @johnscurlock.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Vance deserves some credit here - he’s somehow elevated himself into a solid 2nd place for The Most Vile Human On The Planet…. 171
John Scurlock @johnscurlock.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Right on!!! Bring back those days of 30-40 years life expectancy! 000
John Scurlock @johnscurlock.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Sounds good… but the math is slightly off since Fetterman is now a republican, fapp … 020
John Scurlock @johnscurlock.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I can pretty much guarantee that Dr. Oz doesn’t have a single callus on his hands. 001
John Scurlock @johnscurlock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Let’s assume the worst. A 20 x 20 foot crater. So the entire county shelters in place?? Jeebus…. 440
John Scurlock @johnscurlock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Compared to a cinder block, sure. But even that’s in doubt… 000
John Scurlock @johnscurlock.bsky.social · 16/09/2026When will the “journalist” stop the nonsense reply and insist that the actual question be answered?? 010
John Scurlock @johnscurlock.bsky.social · 16/09/2026JD Vance will never escape the albatross of being JD Vance….. 000
John Scurlock @johnscurlock.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Well in all fairness nobody in this country would trust the name ‘Trump’ on a contract, even for a wedding… 010
John Scurlock @johnscurlock.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Yesterday in an NPR bit on the economy he used the words ‘intellectual’ and ‘Donald Trump’ in the same sentence. So yeah bro take a break, a nice long one… 0121
John Scurlock @johnscurlock.bsky.social · 10/09/2026“Oh god, if there is a god, deliver us from hell, if there is a hell…” 000
John Scurlock @johnscurlock.bsky.social · 10/09/2026They didn’t name it Trumpapa-loser for nothin my friend… we are all trapped in it… 110
John Scurlock @johnscurlock.bsky.social · 10/09/2026All you prognosticators need to start with the foundational principle that he is lying 100% of the time. If he’s breathing he’s lying. There’s no need to parse, explain, rationalize, question. It is all lies. 000
John Scurlock @johnscurlock.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Sadly, I guess I’ll have to stretch out my DOGE check funds to make ends meet…. 020
John Scurlock @johnscurlock.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Boo fn hoo… he put himself in this situation… 010
John Scurlock @johnscurlock.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Let’s see. She is a fundamental enabler of the Trump shitshow. That stench will never leave her… no matter how “concerned” she might attempt to fake… 030
John Scurlock @johnscurlock.bsky.social · 17/08/2026“If only I could vote for him a fourth time….” 080
John Scurlock @johnscurlock.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Apparently the thermodynamics theory of Absolute Zero now extends to human intelligence… 000
John Scurlock @johnscurlock.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Everybody and I mean everybody, top to bottom, needs to remember that this guy is lying 100% of the time. Every single thing that comes out of that pie hole is a lie. Every analysis of what he says needs to start there. 000
John Scurlock @johnscurlock.bsky.social · 03/08/2026"I'm sorry, Maggie. I'm afraid I can't do that." 000
John Scurlock @johnscurlock.bsky.social · 02/08/2026“We believe the threat to the community is over,” Police Chief Hicks said. Nope. When every nutcase has a gun, the threat to the community never ends. 0262
John Scurlock @johnscurlock.bsky.social · 01/08/2026U.S. President Donald Trump announced a deal for Hamas to disarm and Israel to withdraw its forces from Gaza. — By Donald Trump 011
John Scurlock @johnscurlock.bsky.social · 28/07/2026On the positive side if they’re all in one place they are easier to avoid… 000
John Scurlock @johnscurlock.bsky.social · 28/07/2026None of that will be allowed by Hell’s building inspectors… 001
John Scurlock @johnscurlock.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I’m done with “Trump”. It’s “Dipshit” 24-7 from now on. 000
John Scurlock @johnscurlock.bsky.social · 25/07/2026As much as I love what you are doing, I have to stick up for the NYT here… 000
John Scurlock @johnscurlock.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Trump:charisma >> ultimate sanewashing. Thanks NYT. It’s astonishing that you haven’t learned your lesson yet… 020
John Scurlock @johnscurlock.bsky.social · 01/07/2026That dude will be calling for mandatory post-birth abortions for immigrants before you know it… 010
