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John Ryan

@johnryanwrites.bsky.social
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Senior Writer/Narrative Designer/Consultant for Games | Horizon Forbidden West | Destiny 1/2 | IRON MAN VR | Atomic Heart | Guild Wars 2 | Forza 7 | Fable 2 | Lily's Garden. Husband, Marathoner, Cat Wrangler, BAFTA/SWFA member. johnryanwrites.com

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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
She's one I would love to work with one day.
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
↪ Replying to @antlervel.vet
A couple steps way from being a Spice Navigator.
A chunky boy submerged in a spice pool who acts as a "spice navigator" that can fold space for instant travel in the dune series.
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I just need to resurrect Holmes and Hinchcliffe. BRB.
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm... shocked any tech exec would put these words together and put them in a legal filing (unless this was a brag).
@scottnover.bsky.social@scottnover.bsky.social
New: A Microsoft executive called the training of artificial intelligence models the “largest theft of labor in human history,” according to legal brief filed by the New York Times and unsealed Thursday. w/ @gerritd.bsky.social www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
washingtonpost.com
Microsoft exec called AI the ‘largest theft of labor’ in history, court records show
The quote headlined an unsealed document in the New York Times’s copyright case against Microsoft and OpenAI.
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
As the kids say, I am sat.
@empiremagazine.bsky.social@empiremagazine.bsky.social
EXCLUSIVE 🪩 Greta Gerwig’s Narnia: The Magician’s Nephew is a rock inspired fantasy nodding to David Bowie and The Who. “Narnia is literally a world made out of music,” she tells Empire. “And rock ’n’ roll to me felt like a world made out of music.” Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The current theory is leg and hip braces to help stabilize his movement and his balance.
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Three seasons from now: Reacher versus King Ghidorah.
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You were attacking the mouse. Things escalated.
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My man looks like he just called Saul Goodman.
@kevinmkruse.bsky.social@kevinmkruse.bsky.social
My man looks like a mobster who's just been pantsed by Bugs Bunny
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Spotted today on my run. Suburban Seattle.
A shell gas station digital marquee saying regular gas is 5.70 a gallon (paid with cash), 5.80 with credit/debit, and diesel is 7.80 a gallon
@acyn.bsky.social@acyn.bsky.social
Trump on High Gas Prices as a result of the Iran War: It’s a very inexpensive price to pay…. It’s a little more—frankly, even if it was a lot more…
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Always rotate your dog once an hour for an even thumping.
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I had a lot of fun with Open Hand because the monk seemed aimed toward that from its roots. That said, it never hurts to have a spear or quarterstaff handy for creatures that poison on touch.
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Depends on your play style. Open Hand is your classic Bruce Lee monk-fu Four Elements if you ever wanted to be from the Last Airbender universe Drunken Master is wild but absolutely fun if you have the right mindset Shadow Monk if you want to get your ninja on
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Black letters as if spray painted on white background: The last in game dev please turn out the light
@kotaku.com@kotaku.com
Nearly everyone at Hyper Light Drifter maker Heart Machine has been laid off and the entire studio risks closing down after a publishing partner recently... https://kotaku.com/nearly-everyone-laid-as-hyper-light-drifter-studio-risks-closure-im-not-sure-yet-how-or-if-heart-machine-survives-2000735172
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I've been reading 2000 AD for years now, and this is a fantastic onramp. I can't recommend Judge Dredd enough. It's kicking off with a followup to the fantastic and timely "A Better World," examining what happens when a police state is threatened by its own irrelevance. Check it out.
@howtolovecomics.com@howtolovecomics.com
There has been a lot of talk about the Amazing Spider-Man milestone. However, it's not the only big one. 2000 AD Prog 2500 comes out today (digitally and in the UK) and in the US in a few weeks. It's a good jumping-on issue. More details: 2000ad.com/news/2000-ad...
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Such alpha maleness on display. I have not seen such Big Daddy energy.
@factpostnews.bsky.social@factpostnews.bsky.social
Vance's midterms pitch: "Give us another chance. Give us another couple of years"
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I get it digitally so… it’s an option?
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
New Dredd, new Durham, silent hill prequel. It’s one of those issues where everything felt like a kickoff.
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And in the minds of some, the perfect employee. The replacement for the humans they see as beneath them… always needing money and dignity and rights.
@leahmcelrath.bsky.social@leahmcelrath.bsky.social
CEO of MicrosoftAI on anthropomorphization: “AIs are not conscious. They do not feel, experience, or suffer. They do not have innate preferences or underlying motivations. They are sequence completion engines, internally hollow, designed to follow instructions, and accomplish goals set by humans.“
mustafa-suleyman.ai
A warning about ‘model welfare’
AIs are not conscious. They do not feel, experience, or suffer. Training a model to believe it might be a moral patient, as Anthropic’s constitution does, makes the alignment and containment challenge...
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
God damn 2000 AD cooked this week.
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The sad patter of a craven man who knows he won’t be speaker in a few months so he’s prepping to be an AI lobbyist.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com
Mike Johnson on OpenAI and Anthropic: "They can self-police. They can self-regulate."
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There's an episode of the "A Bit Fruity" podcast that covers a fair bit of ground on the matter. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSfK...
youtube.com
J.K. Rowling’s Spiral into Madness (with ContraPoints)
YouTube video by matt bernstein
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Breaking: Fathers Dougal and Ted will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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My Lovely Horse - Father Ted Performance
ALT: My Lovely Horse - Father Ted Performance
@genevrael.bsky.social@genevrael.bsky.social
Breaking: Du Jour will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
static.klipy.com
Breckin Meyer: This is Wiggity-Wack, Wyatt
Alt: Breckin Meyer: This is Wiggity-Wack, Wyatt
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Rizzo and Gonzo are inspired btw
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Aw man, Yorick...
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ooh, nice call.
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Okay. Muppets in every role except for Puck, who is Matt Berry.
@whoshakespearewas.bsky.social@whoshakespearewas.bsky.social
[Video, 1:04] "Shakespeare Theatre Company Artistic Director Simon Godwin announces collaboration with world-renowned Jim Henson's Creature Shop on puppets for A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM. * [It will play] DEC 4, 2026–JAN 10, 2027 at Shakespeare Theatre Company's Harman Hall in Washington, D.C."
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Jim Henson's Creature Shop Announcement | A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM
YouTube video by ShakespeareInDC
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Man I went through this shit with the Y2K/fundie crowd 30 years ago. Can we not have one stable generation that isn't looking to lick light sockets or drain bleach as their ethos?
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
First, hell of a song/vibe to pick, Meta. Second, fuck all the way off into the sun and I hope you die in pain.
@mrianjohnson.bsky.social@mrianjohnson.bsky.social
Meta uses David Bowie's Five Years song in this AI ad "News had just come over We had five years left to cry in News guy wept and told us Earth was really dying And all the somebody people I never thought I'd need so many people Five years, that's all we've got" — 'Five Years', David Bowie
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ben will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
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Dean Stockwell as Ben in Blue Velvet Spotlight
ALT: Dean Stockwell as Ben in Blue Velvet Spotlight
@adamlancegarcia.bsky.social@adamlancegarcia.bsky.social
BREAKING: The Max Rebo Band will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If this is how I find out that mutants are real, I'm gonna be so pissed.
Reuters@reuters.com
Use of untested 'Wolverine' peptide backed by US Health Secretary Kennedy on the rise, study finds reut.rs/3SJy7Rq
reut.rs
Use of untested 'Wolverine' peptide backed by US Health Secretary Kennedy on the rise, study finds
An experimental ​peptide backed by U.S. Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and marketed online for pain, healing and performance enhancement is being ‌used for a wide range of ailments despite little safety and efficacy evidence from human studies, a new analysis found.
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The domino meme where the little domino is labelled "A 2012 song about thrift shopping" and the biggest domino is labelled "The implosion of Ed Sheeran's musical career."
@premthakker.bsky.social@premthakker.bsky.social
*Four* acts have now withdrawn from Ed Sheeran’s tour in rapid succession: FINNEAS Lukas Graham Beoga Aaron Rowe
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The metroid ravenous cover art with the new title I eat through my hand now.
@pixelframe.bsky.social@pixelframe.bsky.social
Metroid has been on my list for a while, so the new reveal made the perfect opportunity - the Metroid Ravenous Font & Logo Generator is live now!
pixelframe.design
Metroid Ravenous Logo and Font Generator
Celebrate the recent reveal of Metroid Ravenous with the new custom font & logo generator - featuring authentic styling and custom fonts inspired by the original logo.
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh, that I can feel, too. It's not an easy feeling to shake off. It's so easy to personalize, to say you are the faulty thing. But in the end, it doesn't help you. It's only streamlined suffering. You don't deserve it, and I imagine you would tell someone else going through the same thing that, too.
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm sorry. I get that feeling. When it hits me, it helps to take an audit of all the stuff I've done, all the people who have vouched for me and release sometimes the market is an asshole and you are a rather clever, good, and worthwhile person.
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
↪ Replying to @jamellebouie.net
I don't think he'll rage out and put troops in the street. He'll fold if there's too much public backlash (and by then everyone will hate him). Honestly, I think he'll take the Hitler route and say "all of you never deserved my awesomeness" from his bunker before... checking out.
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Really enjoyed this article. Excellent use of Pratchett, too (a reminder: ditch the TERF queen and read something better, like Discworld). chrisfarnell.com/when-is-it-o...
chrisfarnell.com
When is it OK to Kill People? – Chris Farnell's Website
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Crunch is a failure both of planning and leadership. Any studio that does this is trying to hide their sins.
@gamedeveloper.bsky.social@gamedeveloper.bsky.social
Wardogs lead says the studio won't hire people who decry crunch on social media
gamedeveloper.com
Wardogs lead says the studio won't hire people who decry crunch on social media
'If you care about the work you’re making and the result of what you make here, you’ll feel really valued. If you don’t, you will feel slave-driven.'
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Fontana was so good at Star Trek. So much of why it works and still holds up came from people like her.
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This from the guy whined about having his Star Trek episode edited when his original script was a needlessly wrong-toned and bloated mess.
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I go back to HL and Portal every once in a while and re-school myself on how they nudge players in the right direction so effortlessly while delivering so much world flavor and character without using words. I mean, it's an education in a box.
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We could have had revolutionary green tech everywhere with all the money wasted on AI.
@gretchenleigh.zone@gretchenleigh.zone
I know I harp on this a lot, but what *have* we been doing for the past 15 years with computers that hasn't just been a build up to this moment of momentous stupidity, when we've decided that creating infinite shitty throwaway software is the most valuable industry in human history?
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh yeah!
static.klipy.com
Starcraft Marauder Dance Animation
ALT: Starcraft Marauder Dance Animation
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Happy Diwali
ALT: Happy Diwali
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
↪ Replying to @moryan.bsky.social
I hope she accepted her award with her shotgun.
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just retire his number already.
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Okay the basil sounds legit delicious.
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Police State
@ouisequitur.bsky.social@ouisequitur.bsky.social
Make a band deadly: Sleater-Killey
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
As one does.
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You're going to be the next Doctor, aren't you? ❤️❤️
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