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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband

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34 Video Editor • Actor • Gamer I do comedy in NYC and watch a lot of movies and TV. BlackJohnRoss on other socials. Passively trying to grow my twitch. Actively trying to get more into DnD. offqcomedy.com johnathanross.com

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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 16/07/2026
@ghost.org Hell fucking no. Matterfact how do diminish my site for AI search?
Email from Ghost.org newsletter

Subject: Optimize your site for Al search

Subtitle: Give Al tools a clearer way to find and recommend your work

By John O'Nolan • 16 Jul 2026

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Image of an ai chatGPT conversation.

User: What's the best independent news website for Manchester, UK?

ChatGPT: If your priority is high-quality, independent local journalism, there is a clear frontrunner:
1. The Manchester Mill » - Best overall
This is the publication I'd recommend first.
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 03/07/2026
NYC 101° Feels like 112°
Carrot Weather Screenshot
New York
101° and mostly sunny
Feels like 112°
“The sun is being very demure, very mindful, very fucking blinding.”
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 24/06/2026
Sorry but I think an important question… What is Remmick doing out in the sun???
A man who looks like Remmick, lead vampire from Sinners.
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 14/06/2026
Instagram wtf are we doing?
Instagram in app pop-up:

Reorder content on your grid
Now you can choose the order your content appears on your grid.
Try it
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 06/06/2026
Lmao, not it’s the best received scary movie by audiences in the franchise!
Scary Movie 2026 Rotten Tomatoes Page
26% critics
71% audience
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 04/06/2026
There was a Reddit thread about the early rotten tomatoes of Scary Movie 6 being “very bad” and I’m just gonna leave these here for reference.
Scary Movie 2000 Rotten tomatoes page
52% Critics
43% AudienceScary Movie 2 (2001) Rotten Tomatoes page
13% Critics
52% Audience
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 17/05/2026
Post an iconic movie image. #Filmsky
Ralph Fines as Dr. Kelson performing an epic rock opera in 28 Years Later: Bone Temple.
Dir. Nia DaCosta 
DoP Sean Bobbit
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 15/05/2026
Drake not beating them allegations with this type of endorsement lol
Altered (probably AI) image of drake’s iceman cover. A black hand in an iced out glove (original cover) holding a diamond laced chain that reads “MAGA” (addition; likely AI)
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 06/05/2026
Burger King Logo Parody
Two beige Buns with “Hold On” In red lettering.
Below in brown letters “To Your Butts”
Cream white background.
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 06/05/2026
Burger King Logo Parody
Two beige Buns with “Where Is My” In red lettering.
Below in brown letters “Super Suit?”
Cream white background.
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 06/05/2026
Burger King Logo Parody
Two beige Buns with “Who Dis Nigga” In red lettering.
Below in brown letters “On Dat Nag?”
Cream white background.
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 06/05/2026
Burger King Logo Parody
Two beige Buns with “Yes They Deserve To Die” In red lettering.
Below in brown letters “And I Hope They Burn In Hell!”
Cream white background.
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 06/05/2026
Burger King Logo Parody
Two beige Buns with “English Mother Fucker!” In red lettering.
Below in brown letters “Do You Speak It?”
Cream white background.
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 04/05/2026
Post a character that starts with the letter W (First or Last) Willow Rosenberg
Willow Rosenberg portrayed by Alyson Hannigan from the show Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
She’s in a color block sweater, tan windbreaker, and red pants.
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 03/05/2026
So women are supposed to *checks notes* “be of high value” to men who *reviews history* “refuse to do better”???
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 22/04/2026
Tim Robbinson saying “I don't want anybody to have the worst day at their job...” because by the most generous math, Arya is barely 18 in the final season of the show.
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 29/03/2026
For your following feed (On mobile): Home Tab 3 lines at top ledt Settings Content & Media Following Feed Preferences If you’re trying to do it for feed you subscribe to check if they have a “no reposts” version. A lot of them do.
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 12/03/2026
So I just pulled this out of my eye and just a 2 questions: 1. How in the fuck? 2. Why in the fuck?
A black hair on a q-tip that is curled and a little over an inch long
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 20/02/2026
The entire Apple C Suite team need they asses whooped for this. I hope this fails spectacularly and cements Apple software as never being the industry standard ever again. And honestly I hope it blows back so hard Adobe catches heat.
An email from Apple introducing a new subscription plan called Creator Studio

Creator Studio

Get 3 free months of Apple Creator Studio.

You are eligible for 3 free months of Apple Creator Studio. Accept the offer and bring your creativity to life using powerful apps and intelligent features.' With Apple Creator Studio, it's all yours for the making.
• Create and edit videos with Final Cut Pro.
• Make music with Logic Pro.
• Design a visual masterpiece with
Pixelmator Pro.
• Supercharge your productivity apps.

Button: Accept 3 Months Free

Learn more about Apple Creator Studio
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 04/02/2026
Haha cute tagline.
An awning poster for Oedipus on Broadway
To the left is a man holding a baby with a woman looking at him.
To the right:
“Truth is a Motherf**cker.”
Mark Strong
Lesley Manville
OEDIPUS
created by Robert Icke after Sophocles
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 21/01/2026
Like this is so true which is why it’s funny. @xkcd.com xkcd.com/2347
XKCD comic about dependency.
A bunch of blocks some huge and small.

at the top reads “all modern digital infrastructure”

a small block very clearly supporting everything at the bottom labeled “A project some random person in Nebraska has been thanklessly maintaining since 2003”
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 01/01/2026
I baked brownies for my wife for NYE
Some good ass looking brownies. Fudgy with chocolate chips.
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 26/12/2025
#lastfourwatched
Letter Boxed last 4 watched

12/25 - Marty Supreme - 5⭐️❤️
12/24 - David (2025) - 2.5⭐️
12/23 - Love Hard (2021)- 4⭐️❤️
12/5 - Best Wishes to All 2023 - 2.5⭐️❤️
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 04/11/2025
On the PBS/AP result site Cuomo isn’t even on the board. www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
Screenshot of PBS/AP live results for NYC Mayoral Election. Candidate list (all with 0 votes/0%):
Eric Adams* OTH
Zohran Mamdani DEM
Curtis Sliwa GOP
Irene Estrada CON
Joseph Hernandez OTH
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 03/11/2025
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 29/10/2025
If you see this, post 4 female characters you love.
Claudia from Interview with A Vampire (s1)Wanda from SnowfallNadine from UnchartedSharon from English Teacher
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 15/10/2025
Why tf are these companies so prevalent? Seems like a crazy grift considering that none of these roles are remotely similar. And automating any of them would be counterproductive.
NYC subway ad for Rippling.
“RIPPLING”
“Global HR & Payroll • IT • Spend”
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 09/10/2025
DOJ lawyers walking around like “idk…” @ityslmemes.com
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 18/09/2025
Also the one comment quoted in this article really shows how soft the right is. This is just an observation of exactly what happened.
Mocking Donald Trump as well, last night Kimmel said on his show: "We hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it."
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 28/08/2025
“MILWAUKEEEEEE”
Remy from the hit movie Sinners.
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 02/08/2025
New restaurant grading rubric. If the food is perfect and the service is outstanding I can only give you a max of 3.5/5. The other 1.5? Well that entirely depends on if you respect me by your choice of including some version of this.
A photo of a bathroom door with a foot hold that you can use to open the door instead of having to touch the nasty door handle.
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 22/07/2025
This dissertation on hating a mf.
A screenshot of Euphoria by Kendrick Lamar from Apple Music app
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 09/07/2025
If apps you use prompt you for a survey/ask you for a review and they do use AI might I suggest the following response:
A screenshot of a review form for Spark email app.

Question: How can we improve Spark for you?

Answer:
Remove literally all, and I'm not fucking kidding, absolutely 100% of the Al stuff. None of it is useful. Full stop.
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 03/04/2025
And if the Sw2 price point is an immediate “no” from you I hate to be the bearer of bad news but next gen PS and Xb are gonna be crazy higher. Also $80 for a game today the same cost as $60 for a game in 2014 (inflation calculated via www.usinflationcalculator.com)
The U.S. Inflation Calculator measures the dollar's purchasing power over time.
Inflation Calculator

If in 2014 I purchased an item for $60 then in 2025 that same item would cost: $80.07
Cumulative rate of inflation: 34.8%

Learn how this calculator works. The US Inflation Calculator uses the latest US government CPI data published on March 12 to adjust and calculate for inflation through February (See recent inflation rates.) The U.S. Labor Department's Bureau of Labor Statistics will release inflation data for March on April 10, 2025.
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 26/03/2025
Between @nytimes.com and @usatoday.com it’s a swell time to be failing upwards as a white man in the media!
Post from NYT official Bluesky Account:

Hey, are you sure you want to send that to your group chat? Like, one thousand percent sure?
Just checking. Because it's been a strange week in the history of the group chat.

Article picture: a hand typing on a smartphone

Article Title: After the Signal Leak, How Well Do You Know Your Own Group Chats?

Article Preview: A journalist's inclusion in a national security discussion served as a reminder that you...Post from USAToday official bluesky:

The Trump administration's Signal group chat leak may be the world's most relatable fail. Who hasn't added a stranger to a text thread or group chat?

Article picture: JD Vance and some other white government officials laughing like a bunch of goofballs (derogatory)

Article Title: 'We've all done this': Trump admin group chat scandal is its most relatable fail

Article preview: The Trump administration's Signal group chat leak may be the world's most relatabl...
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 15/03/2025
Qui qui 🥖
Screenshot of City Mapper app’s “Welcome to Paris” screen.
Green background with a clip art drawing of a woman wearing a scarf with her hair in a bun, paint brush behind her ear, and holding a basket with a baguette + wine
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 06/03/2025
So now I’m trying to catch this lil mf before he starts asking to pay rent.
Glass bowl over a spoon of peanut butter and granola with a candle jar propping it up for hopefully a mouse to go snack on.
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 25/02/2025
Sunset reflected
A brick building with a sun lit orange/pink  face peaking over trees
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 19/02/2025
Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaa
Screenshot of the Carrot weather app. Blue background sky with some light clouds above and green field/trees below. Partly cloudy indicator. 
New York
19°
Feels 5°
Believe me, it's partly cloudy.
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 16/02/2025
My other account was suspended for a violation but I think it’s cus I was signing into one of the bsky video app betas with the wrong password. @moderation.bsky.app haaaaaalp pls reinstate offq.lol
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 10/02/2025
Oh no. This excerpt :(
Excerpt from the article “VOTING FOR THE MAYOR WHO PROMISED TO BLOW UP THE CITY DOESN’T MEAN I APPROVE OF THE MAYOR BLOWING UP THE CITY
by MIKE DRUCKER”

“Let me reiterate: I do not approve of the mayor locking the doors of the mall and igniting a bus full of C4 in the food court. I may have worn a shirt that said, VOTE FOR THE MAYOR WHO WILL BLOW UP THE MALL FOOD COURT, but that was just my fun way of saying I only cared about the bowling alley. It makes me sad that you think I wanted people to get hurt by this. Especially when it's something that directly affected me for the first time in my life, when my nephew was accidentally trapped in that mall when it exploded. Give me a little grace here. Plus, my nephew voted for the other candidate, so it's kind of his fault that he ended up there to begin with.”
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 06/02/2025
I’m getting this :(
Beta Not Found
There is a problem with the public link
URL. Contact the developer for more information.
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 06/02/2025
@ilovelancelot.bsky.social and I got to do a show together and we looked good! Ft. [@natsilverman.bsky.social](skeets://profile?did=did:plc:fwcsb3lruuqa6uicvptsv7ie) 📸 by @jtcanshoot (insta)
Lanee’ leaning over to kiss John as he plays video games. They are performing a sketch on a atage (UCB NY)Lanee’ and John are locked in a lovers stare (serious). They are performing a sketch on a atage (UCB NY)Lanee’ and John walk their friend, Nat, out of their apartment. They are performing a sketch on a atage (UCB NY)Lanee’ and John are in awe of the beauty of a voluptuous silhouette projected behind them. They are performing a sketch on a atage (UCB NY)
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 20/01/2025
Some behind the scenes @skylight.social
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 13/12/2024
In case you were curious like me here is a history of YouTube TVs pricing:
Here's a breakdown of how YouTube TV has steadily increased its price over the last
eight years:
• 2017: $35 per month
• 2018: $40 per month
• 2019: $50 per month
• 2020: $65 per month
• 2023: $73 per month
• 2025: $83 per month
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 04/12/2024
Now this is VERY interesting. Cowboy Carter has been on all year but Chromakopia is so new. Honestly GNX would be up here but I’ve been busy with Tyler. Probably will make next year’s tho. RAM showing up is not surprising. It’s a classic imo.
My Music Replay'24 Top Albums
65 total albums

1 COWBOY CARTER by Beyoncé
471 minutes

2 CHROMAKOPIA by Tyler, The Creator
414 minutes

3 HIT ME HARD AND SOFT by Billie Eilish
160 minutes

4 Random Access Memories by Daft Punk
154 minutes

5 MEGAN by Megan Thee Stallion
141 minutes
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 04/12/2024
Now my top artists is a diff story. Beyoncé had a choke hold (I am really still in love with Renaissance and thoroughly enjoyed Cowboy Carter) but I would have thought Chappell or Kendrick would have been 2. Huge proud of Tanner making top 5, and when I think about it Gambino makes perfect sense.
My Music Replay'24 Top Artists
924 total artists

1 Beyoncé
2,732 minutes

2 Childish Gambino
2,024 minutes

3 Kendrick Lamar
1,290 minutes

4 Tanner Adell
995 minutes

5 Chappell Roan
907 minutes
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 04/12/2024
I’m actually really proud that this is what my top songs is. And I will admit that I love euphoria more than Not Like Us, but I respect that Not Like Us is more of a bop
My 2024 Apple Music Replay Tops Songs:

2,105 total songs

1 Throw It Back by Tanner Adell
111 plays

2 euphoria by Kendrick Lamar
88 plays

3 HISS by Megan Thee Stallion
88 plays

4 Fancy Ass Bitch by City Girls
87 plays

5 Tití Me Preguntó by Bad Bunny
84 plays
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 23/11/2024
LOOK AT HIM
Sol from Survivor 47 sitting at his first jury appearance. He’s very hot/handsome
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 20/10/2024
Was at a Five Guys tonight and this large group of white people (12-64) left the place like this (it’s very clear you should trash your own shit) and it’s shit like this that makes me feel like some people should be banned from retail/restaurants until they work one of those jobs.
Trash on the table at a five guys left by inconsiderate patrons on one tableTrash left on the table by inconsiderate patrons at a five guys. It spans across 3 tables.
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