johnpob.bsky.social @johnpob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's probably full of damp, they will need an accelerant. 100
johnpob.bsky.social @johnpob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If that's how he stands on the golf tee, the ball isn't landing on the fairway 130
johnpob.bsky.social @johnpob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Sheffield area code is 0114... Just ask the Arctic Monkeys.. 000
johnpob.bsky.social @johnpob.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Order 2 x 10 instead of 1 x 20. Get free sauce. #saucemaxxing 011
johnpob.bsky.social @johnpob.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Count vs Cunt. Time to get rid of the garbage. 020
Reposted by @johnpob.bsky.socialCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 06/08/2026There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton 22672282814
johnpob.bsky.social @johnpob.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Not sure what's coming home first. The World Cup or Harold Holt.? 000
johnpob.bsky.social @johnpob.bsky.social · 25/06/2026The 3MTA3 number on the tail of the aeroplane becomes EATME when mirrored. 030
johnpob.bsky.social @johnpob.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Off you toddle Yosuf, go and do a bit of grovelling over there. It will be character-building for you. 000
johnpob.bsky.social @johnpob.bsky.social · 21/05/2026And Diego Maradona is mentioned on the sleeve notes. 010
johnpob.bsky.social @johnpob.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Great news for people who have died from Windmill Cancer. 020
johnpob.bsky.social @johnpob.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Worst version of Riverdance I have ever seen. 000
johnpob.bsky.social @johnpob.bsky.social · 05/05/2026My (late) Dad knew Bill during the 70's (he worked in the local bank in Bromyard). Have some Christmas cards from Bill somewhere! 010
johnpob.bsky.social @johnpob.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Looking out of my window now, I can see the village near Stroud UK where he spent his last days 010
johnpob.bsky.social @johnpob.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Well he can Fico-off...all the way back to Moscow 030
johnpob.bsky.social @johnpob.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Shame about my vascectomy in 2005 otherwise I would be making millions in the... 000
johnpob.bsky.social @johnpob.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Saw her a few years back in Bristol as support for the Psychedelic Furs. After her set, she came and stood next to me for the Furs set. Still bonkers 160
johnpob.bsky.social @johnpob.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Why does he have a dildo in that belt thing? 000
johnpob.bsky.social @johnpob.bsky.social · 03/01/2026The Ford Fiesta has too many characters on the number plate 030
johnpob.bsky.social @johnpob.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Lizz Truss has really overdone it this time.. 000
johnpob.bsky.social @johnpob.bsky.social · 28/11/2025The Orb Psychedelic Furs James The Damned Blondie 150
