John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Book recommendation. No Road Leading Back, by Chris Heath. I read every word of its 614 pages plus every endnote. From Schocken. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 000
John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Democratic Socialists have not been talking enough about the absurdity of Teddy Roosevelt replicants waiting in the hot sun to the sounds of “Hot Stuff” while waiting for Trump to speak the other day. All they want to talk about is affordability, equality, and taxing the rich! 000
John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 17/06/2026My iPhone wants me to turn the volume down while I’m listening to #GreenDay. I don’t think so. 000
John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 08/06/2026“Come along! We’re going to the Knicks game to hiss Trump!” 010
John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 27/03/2026The moon pairing with Jupiter tonight. The moon behind the clouds looks as if it’s emerging from a nebula. 010
John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Just realized today that all the billionaires’ wives are going for “the Innsmouth Look”. Gills hiding beneath the makeup? #innsmouth #innsmouthlook #lovecraft #hpl #fishlips #gills #billionaires #trophywives #fishwives #underthesea 010
John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 14/02/2026I’ve been pinned down on my bed for the last two hours. #whippet #whippets #whippetsofbluesky #amreading 050
John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 13/02/2026My whippet Oliver is voting Green in his sleep. 180
John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 08/02/2026The algorithm apparently knows exactly what I’m doing at this precise moment. Why else am I seeing your post? I want to get up, but someone won’t allow this. 4683
John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Philip Glass @philipglass.bsky.social issued a statement today saying he is withdrawing the premiere of his Symphony No. 15 “Lincoln” which was to take place at Kennedy Center on June 12th as the final performance of the National Symphony Orchestra’s 2025-2026 season. See statement below: 200
John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 27/01/2026If we just give Hitler the Sudetenland, he’ll stop all of his territorial ambitions, we’ll have peace in our time, and I’ll get the Nobel Peace Prize! 000
John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Now we finally know what the Empire was after in The Empire Strikes Back: rare Hoth minerals. 000
John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 06/12/2025As he placed the blue jockstrap over his head, the orange weeble said the heady scent of the FIFA Piss Prize reminded him of the gold-plated showers he once was gifted in Moscow. “If that happened today, I’d run afoul of the Emollients Clause,” he joked. “But it would be worth it.” 010
John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Yesterday I handed President Donald J. Trump a blue jockstrap and told him it was the FIFA Piss Prize. Then he placed it over his head and cooed like a dove. 120
John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Oliver is concerned they might take away Lambchop. #sighthounds #whippet #whippetsofbluesky 020
John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Here is a great antidote I just finished reading: 010
John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Can advertising copy writers please stop it with the dangling participles already? 010
John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Happy 221st birthday to Nathaniel Hawthorne, born July 4, 1804! 000
John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 04/07/2025“You wanna do it, Charlie? Right here. On the oriental.” Just checked: PRIZZI’S HONOR was released June 14, 1985, so I’m a couple of weeks late wishing it a happy 40th birthday! (I was 18 when I saw it on its first run.) 100
John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 27/06/2025I agree, Dave. Everything is fine. You have nothing to worry about. 010
John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 16/06/2025This chart shows the value of the US dollar vs the British pound during 2025. It peaked in January, before the inauguration, then began to fall, and today is at its lowest value since October 2021. 010
John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 20/05/2025If you inherited a movie theater, what's your first double feature? 📽🍿 000
John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Artificial intelligence when I was a kid. 000
John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Wake me in another hour, sez Oliver. #whippet #whippets #whippetsofbluesky #whippetsandgreyhounds 070
John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 09/04/2025When your whippet wakes up from under his blankie. #whippet #whippets #whippetsandgreyhounds 040
John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Very cute! Snapped this one recently at a bus station. 120
John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Oliver in sweater and booties. Ready to brave the snow and salt. 000
John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Selfie taken in an elevator. Not retouched. This was a total accident. I only wanted to take a photo of the texture and didn’t realize I’d be reflected back in some kind of mysterious 3-D way. Weird. 020
John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Oliver. #whippet #whippets #whippetsofbluesky 150