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John Peyton Cooke

@johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈 Whippet lover. Dilettante clarinetist. Author. Reader of great fiction. I stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦 🌻 Greenland 🇬🇱 Canada 🇨🇦 and Lake Ontario. Fascists can fuck all the way off! (See pinned post.)

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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Book recommendation. No Road Leading Back, by Chris Heath. I read every word of its 614 pages plus every endnote. From Schocken. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Democratic Socialists have not been talking enough about the absurdity of Teddy Roosevelt replicants waiting in the hot sun to the sounds of “Hot Stuff” while waiting for Trump to speak the other day. All they want to talk about is affordability, equality, and taxing the rich!
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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
My iPhone wants me to turn the volume down while I’m listening to #GreenDay. I don’t think so.
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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
“Come along! We’re going to the Knicks game to hiss Trump!”
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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
The moon pairing with Jupiter tonight. The moon behind the clouds looks as if it’s emerging from a nebula.
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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Me with her.
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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Just realized today that all the billionaires’ wives are going for “the Innsmouth Look”. Gills hiding beneath the makeup? #innsmouth #innsmouthlook #lovecraft #hpl #fishlips #gills #billionaires #trophywives #fishwives #underthesea
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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I’ve been pinned down on my bed for the last two hours. #whippet #whippets #whippetsofbluesky #amreading
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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
My whippet Oliver is voting Green in his sleep.
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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
The algorithm apparently knows exactly what I’m doing at this precise moment. Why else am I seeing your post? I want to get up, but someone won’t allow this.
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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Philip Glass @philipglass.bsky.social issued a statement today saying he is withdrawing the premiere of his Symphony No. 15 “Lincoln” which was to take place at Kennedy Center on June 12th as the final performance of the National Symphony Orchestra’s 2025-2026 season. See statement below:
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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
If we just give Hitler the Sudetenland, he’ll stop all of his territorial ambitions, we’ll have peace in our time, and I’ll get the Nobel Peace Prize!
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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
While Rome burns …
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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Now we finally know what the Empire was after in The Empire Strikes Back: rare Hoth minerals.
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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Repost your home river.
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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Oliver made me do it.
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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
As he placed the blue jockstrap over his head, the orange weeble said the heady scent of the FIFA Piss Prize reminded him of the gold-plated showers he once was gifted in Moscow. “If that happened today, I’d run afoul of the Emollients Clause,” he joked. “But it would be worth it.”
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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Yesterday I handed President Donald J. Trump a blue jockstrap and told him it was the FIFA Piss Prize. Then he placed it over his head and cooed like a dove.
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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Oliver is concerned they might take away Lambchop. #sighthounds #whippet #whippetsofbluesky
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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
This guy, though …
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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Here is a great antidote I just finished reading:
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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I don’t know, maybe US oil companies?
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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Alien or Predator?
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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Can advertising copy writers please stop it with the dangling participles already?
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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Happy 221st birthday to Nathaniel Hawthorne, born July 4, 1804!
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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
“You wanna do it, Charlie? Right here. On the oriental.” Just checked: PRIZZI’S HONOR was released June 14, 1985, so I’m a couple of weeks late wishing it a happy 40th birthday! (I was 18 when I saw it on its first run.)
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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Becomes scarier in B&W.
Image of screaming psychotic person with meth-mouth standing before a podium.
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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I agree, Dave. Everything is fine. You have nothing to worry about.
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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
This chart shows the value of the US dollar vs the British pound during 2025. It peaked in January, before the inauguration, then began to fall, and today is at its lowest value since October 2021.
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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
If you inherited a movie theater, what's your first double feature? 📽🍿
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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Self-portrait with a beige cap.
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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Artificial intelligence when I was a kid.
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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Wake me in another hour, sez Oliver. #whippet #whippets #whippetsofbluesky #whippetsandgreyhounds
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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
When your whippet wakes up from under his blankie. #whippet #whippets #whippetsandgreyhounds
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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Very cute! Snapped this one recently at a bus station.
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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
“What do you mean, ‘bat ears’???”
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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Oliver in sweater and booties. Ready to brave the snow and salt.
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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Selfie taken in an elevator. Not retouched. This was a total accident. I only wanted to take a photo of the texture and didn’t realize I’d be reflected back in some kind of mysterious 3-D way. Weird.
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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Oliver. #whippet #whippets #whippetsofbluesky
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