Reposted by John Orbithoots @hoots.bsky.social · 30/06/2025My latest video is not doing well in the algo but I think it’s my most entertaining so pls watch it. 3371
John Orbit @johnorbit.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Girl, what are you even doing here? Getting back to your roots? 000
John Orbit @johnorbit.bsky.social · 12/06/2025OMG YOU GUYS!youtube.comSpaceballs 2 | AnnouncementYouTube video by Amazon MGM Studios 020
John Orbit @johnorbit.bsky.social · 24/05/2025The republican motto: "Freedom for me, not for thee." 031
John Orbit @johnorbit.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Pesto pasta without pesto is just pasta. Black bean beef needs a black bean sauce. But a hotdog? All the toppings are optional. 000
John Orbit @johnorbit.bsky.social · 22/05/2025I think I finally found the answer to a question that's been plaguing me for years... What's the difference between a Sauce and a Condiment? My answer: Condiments are optional, sauce makes the dish... 1/2 100
John Orbit @johnorbit.bsky.social · 09/05/2025If you love Innuendo Studios, Ian is struggling hard right now. If you can donate to keep the channel alive, that would be awesome. www.gofundme.com/f/help-ian-p...gofundme.comDonate to Help Ian Pay Off $87k of Debt, organized by Ian Danskinbetween back taxes, fees, a credit debt currently in collections, and bailout loan… Ian Danskin needs your support for Help Ian Pay Off $87k of Debt 000
John Orbit @johnorbit.bsky.social · 05/05/2025You don't even need to mute them. Half of them don't even tell you what the drug does. "Ask your doctor if Flargulorp is right for you." Why do I have to ask a doctor? Why don't you just tell me what it does? Isn't that what ads are for? 110
John Orbit @johnorbit.bsky.social · 05/05/2025I never understood why Lucas felt the need to explain how The Force works. Like, it's The Life Force. It just exists in this galaxy, like gravity and magnetism. What more do we need to know? 040
John Orbit @johnorbit.bsky.social · 29/04/2025This just in: Liberal Fanjoy beats conservative PP. Film at 11. 000
John Orbit @johnorbit.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Ottawa friends: May Day March, Thursday May 1st, 5pm, Confed Park. See y'all there? 000
John Orbit @johnorbit.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Apparently the answer to my question is: Now. And that's great! 🙂 000
John Orbit @johnorbit.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Every country has consumers with money. America isn't special. 000
John Orbit @johnorbit.bsky.social · 04/04/2025How dare you defame the good name of Josh Wheatman? 140
John Orbit @johnorbit.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Tfw you're omniscient and omnipresent, but not omnipotent, because you gave humans free will and we've done... A lot of things since then. A whole lot of things. I guess all you can do is judge us on the other side. And I'm sure you have a lot to judge. And that's why the aliens won't visit Earth. 150
John Orbit @johnorbit.bsky.social · 27/02/2025It's also better for public figures who don't want to be impersonated. 000
John Orbit @johnorbit.bsky.social · 27/02/2025When is @bsky.app going to add Verification? That was one of the big draws of Twitter (before Musk ruined it); that news orgs, politicians, and celebs could be verified, and ppl could interact with them (more) directly. I think that would bring a lot more traffic here, from both creators and users. 220
Reposted by John OrbitDavid Paisley @davidpaisley.net · 05/02/2025The High Court has ruled in my defamation case against Graham Linehan, finding that the statements he published were defamatory at common law. Huge thanks to my legal team for their support throughout this process. You can read the full judgment here: caselaw.nationalarchives.gov.uk/ewhc/kb/2025...caselaw.nationalarchives.gov.uk David Paisley v Graham Linehan - Find Case Law - The National Archives 2402940493
John Orbit @johnorbit.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Elon doesn't want us to know the names of his team that attacked the treasury. Anyway, here are their names. 020
John Orbit @johnorbit.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Watching Elon and MAGA infighting is bringing me great joy this holiday season. I wonder if Trump is finally going to break up with him. 020
John Orbit @johnorbit.bsky.social · 11/12/2024I know some people have it confused. That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying he had no reason to carry ALL of his fake ID to a McD's. At most, he only needed to have one ID on him. 030
John Orbit @johnorbit.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Also, Mangione wanted to be caught. Imo. He was caught at a McD's with his manifesto, gun, and multiple fake IDs. You don't need any ID to go to McD's and you certainly don't need to bring your manifesto. Or your gun. He was looking to be found. 1161
John Orbit @johnorbit.bsky.social · 10/12/2024media.tenor.coma lego police officer wearing a helmet and gloves is smiling .ALT: a lego police officer wearing a helmet and gloves is smiling . 000
John Orbit @johnorbit.bsky.social · 10/12/2024media.tenor.coma woman with multiple faces and the words " what is happening "ALT: a woman with multiple faces and the words " what is happening " 000
John Orbit @johnorbit.bsky.social · 10/12/2024#LuigiMangione was caught at a McD's with his manifesto, his gun, and multiple fake IDs in his pockets. You don't need ID to go to a McD's and you sure as hell don't need to bring a manifesto for lunch. (The gun is debatable.) He wanted to be caught, is what I'm saying. What I want to know is, why? 000
John Orbit @johnorbit.bsky.social · 01/12/2024That's the Kubrick Stare, right there.media.tenor.coma man in a turtleneck sweater is standing in front of a fireplace .ALT: a man in a turtleneck sweater is standing in front of a fireplace . 040
John Orbit @johnorbit.bsky.social · 30/11/2024media.tenor.coma cartoon of homer simpson and marge simpsonALT: a cartoon of homer simpson and marge simpson 000
John Orbit @johnorbit.bsky.social · 29/11/2024That -2.1% tho. America needs to abolish the electoral college. 010
John Orbit @johnorbit.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Yet. It isn't Russia yet. Three elections of Russian bots for Trump, right-wing podcasters on the Russian payroll, Trump's goons getting prison time for colluding with oligarchs, and Trump constantly praising Putin... Russia has been trying to divide and conquer America for decades. And it worked. 000
John Orbit @johnorbit.bsky.social · 26/11/2024A lot of people put a positive spin on this symbol, but it is inherently self-destructive. It's the inescapable nature of entropy and death. 000
John Orbit @johnorbit.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Like porn-hubbing gamers voting conservative only to find out that conservatives hate porn-hubbing gamers. Snake, meet own tail. 000
John Orbit @johnorbit.bsky.social · 24/11/2024The Ouroboros is the snake eating its own tail. And right-wingers constantly vote against their own interests. They're hurting themselves in ways they don't even notice. 200
John Orbit @johnorbit.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Me watching the Ouroboros eat its own tail. "Can I get some more popcorn?" 🍿 100
John Orbit @johnorbit.bsky.social · 24/11/2024media.tenor.coma rainbow colored shooting star with the words " are you know " in the backgroundALT: a rainbow colored shooting star with the words " are you know " in the background 010
John Orbit @johnorbit.bsky.social · 23/11/2024How giant is the, "giant bug"? Giant for a bug? Like... cat sized? 000
John Orbit @johnorbit.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I just had a thought about #TheOnePercent. 1% of 8 billion people is 80 million. 1% of that is 800,000. 1% of that is 8000. 1% of that is 80. 1% of that is 80% of a person. That person is #ElonMusk. The 1% of the 1% of the 1% of the 1% of the 1%. 010
John Orbit @johnorbit.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Why post a fake image? Space is cool enough without photoshop. 030
