johnny volume @johnnyvolume.bsky.social · 4hMaybe like me she's a vegetarian that doesn't like fruits* or vegetables *except bananas! 000
johnny volume @johnnyvolume.bsky.social · 10hVaping absolutely does not cause Lemierre's Syndrome It's caused by fusobacterium necrophorum which occurs naturally in everyones oral cavity It invades the IJ for unknown reasons causing a thrombosis which then erupts unleashing sepsis 000
johnny volume @johnnyvolume.bsky.social · 11hThe Lazy Cowgirls!! Love them and glad to see Pat still putting out cool shit. I still have their Teenage Frankenstein 7" 010
johnny volume @johnnyvolume.bsky.social · 13htrump: well she doesn't have to sue me to get my pants off so technically she passed my low-bar 000
johnny volume @johnnyvolume.bsky.social · 13hImagine your BAC if you had to drink every single time a trump regime idiot blamed Biden for something 000
johnny volume @johnnyvolume.bsky.social · 16hXXQQ and XXSP are new, correct? I've been shorting the shit out of QQQ and TSLA since the SPCX inclusion. Thanks for the info! 010
johnny volume @johnnyvolume.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Veecious roomers. I am too America. Not deportable. 000
johnny volume @johnnyvolume.bsky.social · 13/10/2026No one is paid to hate you fuckface. We're volunteers 000
johnny volume @johnnyvolume.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Go back to twitter and commiserate with your filth. Absolutely no one is here for your lame takes. Dismissed 000
johnny volume @johnnyvolume.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Blocked for making me have to read your palaver 000
johnny volume @johnnyvolume.bsky.social · 12/10/2026STFU putler-licking jackass wannabe tough guy wearing Depends and an ankle monitor 000
johnny volume @johnnyvolume.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Lost John Peel session from Missing Presumed Dead found after 40 years #bandcamp #johnpeel #missingpresumeddead missingpresumeddead.bandcamp.com/album/1981-j...missingpresumeddead.bandcamp.com1981 John Peel Session — Missing, Presumed Dead., by Missing Presumed Dead5 track album 000
johnny volume @johnnyvolume.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Oh cute emojis! I feel so defeated. (He dies. Exeunt) A failed writer writing me on the internet. SWOON 100
johnny volume @johnnyvolume.bsky.social · 12/10/2026What an absolutely pathetic sad loser you are. Obsessed with shitty, racist, snitch, republican, pedo presely Fuck you boomer and if you'd like to discuss this further send me a DM you fucking coward 100
johnny volume @johnnyvolume.bsky.social · 12/10/2026He is absolutely so fucking ugly, unfunny, and desperately pathetic 010
johnny volume @johnnyvolume.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Fuck drug-addicted Elvis for ratting on the Beatles 100
johnny volume @johnnyvolume.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Oh no elon what are you going to do? Not invite him to your pedo-party? Sad! 030
johnny volume @johnnyvolume.bsky.social · 11/10/2026As he falls over around :42 seconds the director offscreen yells "Watch out he's heavy!" 070
johnny volume @johnnyvolume.bsky.social · 11/10/2026He needs the Obama anger translator. Fuck trump and every single MAGAt 010
johnny volume @johnnyvolume.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The only energy ceasefire is in his cognitive skills 010
johnny volume @johnnyvolume.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I wonder what Bob Hope would have to say about all this 000
johnny volume @johnnyvolume.bsky.social · 11/10/2026God damn right Nietzsche. Long live Johnny Volume! 020
