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Joe Cool

@johnnytornado.bsky.social
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I still ain’t dead. Poly, queer, deeply kinky switch. Baltimore MD. He/him. It’s pretty much porn, politics, and puppies here.

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Joe Cool @johnnytornado.bsky.social · 29m
Good morning!
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TheBoyWhoWasToy @theboywhowastoy.bsky.social · 8h
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Joe Cool @johnnytornado.bsky.social · 9h
We work hard, we play hard.
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Joe Cool @johnnytornado.bsky.social · 9h
How is day 7 of #Locktober going, you ask? I ate a peach. I did not finish it before I was painfully reminded what month it is. At this rate a light breeze will set me off by the weekend.
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Steve Buscemi: How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?
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Joe Cool @johnnytornado.bsky.social · 9h
Oh Amazon. If only you knew.
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Key Barrett, MSC @keybarrett.bsky.social · 17h
Just a reminder: The money, hours, and bandwidth spent on federal campaigning and legislation to prevent 10 trans kids from playing high school sports is enough money to feed the estimated 14.1 MILLION American kids facing food insecurity for MONTHS.
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Joe Cool @johnnytornado.bsky.social · 11h
🔥🔥🔥
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Joe Cool @johnnytornado.bsky.social · 11h
Oh. Best life is when the house critter chooses you.
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Joe Cool @johnnytornado.bsky.social · 14h
Buying sex toys that arrive during #Locktober ? You played yourself.
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 17h
"AI is going to help government transparency by making it easier to file public records requests!" "Oh no." techcrunch.com/2026/09/10/a...
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AI agents are flooding public services with new requests | TechCrunch
“The vast majority of cases we find are people who are entitled to claim for something, claiming for that thing,” the researcher told TechCrunch.
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Joe Cool @johnnytornado.bsky.social · 17h
Me on day 7 of #Locktober. Please please please can I be next?
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The Office: Woman Holding 'HOT' Sign
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Joe Cool @johnnytornado.bsky.social · 20h
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Joe Cool @johnnytornado.bsky.social · 22h
Welcome to: introversion, social anxiety, and autism.
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Joe Cool @johnnytornado.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Good morning!
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Joe Cool @johnnytornado.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I mean, there's probably a reason I'm good with calling people 'Daddy' ;)
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The richest man owns X. The second richest man owns The Washington Post. The third and fifth richest men control Google. The sixth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. And the eighth richest man now owns both Paramount and Warner Bros. See the problem here?
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Paramount takes over Warner Bros in $110bn Hollywood merger
The merger of two of Hollywood's biggest movie studios comes after months of legal disputes and concern over competition
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Joe Cool @johnnytornado.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
All I’ll say is I have a leather clerical collar.
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Joe Cool @johnnytornado.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Sweating Hot
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Joe Cool @johnnytornado.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#IllBeInMyBunk
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Joe Cool @johnnytornado.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Respectfully,
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Neil Patrick Harris Says 'HOT!' in HIMYM
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Joe Cool @johnnytornado.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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The Office: Woman Holding 'HOT' Sign
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Joe Cool @johnnytornado.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yup
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Joe Cool @johnnytornado.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When you want the very best
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Joe Cool @johnnytornado.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Good morning!
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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 06/10/2026
The big tech companies want you to believe that their default software offerings are the only option, but spoiler alert, there’s a wide array of fantastic software out there. www.eff.org/pages/i-wan...
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How to Opt Out of Software Made by Big Tech
Big tech companies make the devices we use and the operating systems that come on them. They also make the bulk of the default software that comes packed into those operating systems. But spend even
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Alerts from NWS Baltimore MD/Washington DC (UNOFFICIAL) @was.nws-bot.us · 05/10/2026
Frost Advisory issued October 5 at 4:17PM EDT until October 6 at 9:00AM EDT by NWS Baltimore MD/Washington DC Additional Details Here.
* WHAT...Temperatures as low as 33 will result in frost formation.

* WHERE...Portions of western Maryland, western Virginia, and eastern
West Virginia.

* WHEN...From midnight tonight to 9 AM EDT Tuesday.

* IMPACTS...Frost could harm sensitive outdoor vegetation. Sensitive
outdoor plants may be killed if left uncovered.
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Koldan Grey @koldangrey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🔞🥟 pet
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Joe Cool @johnnytornado.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The autism + ADHD combo is really a double whammy here huh?
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Joe Cool @johnnytornado.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There is a man in the quiet car having a phone call. … I take it he is unfamiliar with ‘quiet car’ rules. (Is it the autism that makes me so particular about this stuff?)
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don’t care where you started out on the political spectrum If your kid comes out as trans & you don’t become a rainbow-clad, parade-cheering ally & rock-solid supportive girl/boy/enby dad/mom? You were never a parent at all You were a doll collector furious they didn’t stay in their packaging.
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Keep reading…… #BookSky
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Joe Cool @johnnytornado.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So. We down with impeaching Thomas and maybe Alito, right? Like if we get a blue wave, you have to unfuck the court.
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Saffermaster 🏆 @saffermaster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Listen to this asshole
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you have $100 million to spend on ads saying you shouldn’t be taxed you’re not being taxed enough Google cofounder Sergey Brin has spent $102 million to fight California’s proposed billionaire tax—he could owe $13 billion if he loses fortune.com/article/how-...
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Google co-founder Sergey Brin has now spent $100 million to fight California’s proposed billionaire tax—he could owe $13 billion if he loses | Fortune
The state’s ultrawealthy, including Larry Page and Peter Thiel, have similarly donated to efforts opposing the wealth tax.
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Joe Cool @johnnytornado.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good morning!
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Joe Cool @johnnytornado.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Respectfully.
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Joe Cool @johnnytornado.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thank you.
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Joe Cool @johnnytornado.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thank you. I think it came together nicely. And I had someone better than I tighten the corset laces after this.
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Joe Cool @johnnytornado.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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The Road To El Dorado: Both Is Good
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Joe Cool @johnnytornado.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In 2025 I woke up with a sore back and herniated a disc. I resealed most of my driveway two days ago, woke up with a sore back yesterday and today, but nothing worse (so far) I’ve done like 130 Pilates classes since the herniated disc. Hoping that means this is just regular soreness and not more
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Joe Cool @johnnytornado.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wow!
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Joe Cool @johnnytornado.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
People of BlueSky. I have a wedding to go to later today. Which tie goes with these shoes? And does the corset vest change your answer?
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Joe Cool @johnnytornado.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It is *checks notes* the 4th of Locktober and damn do I want cum. How am I going to make it 27 more days.
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Joe Cool @johnnytornado.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good morning!
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Joe Cool @johnnytornado.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Definitely sexier in my fetish apparel 😁
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