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John Nicholson @johnnythenic.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Record sales in the first months of The Teesside Twist. Hopefully you enjoyed it. The next Nick Guymer novel, Teesides's Liar will be out in the autumn. Kindle tinyurl.com/bdzxus86Amazon Paperback tinyurl.com/y3hpzstbwebs Website tinyurl.com/bdfmamtb 100
John Nicholson @johnnythenic.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Happiness, joy, smiles, real competition. The CWC it ain't. The World Cup kicks off today www.football365.com/news/womens-...football365.comWomen's Euros kick the hell out of Club World CupBig crowds, smiling faces, competitive football matches and no sign of Gianni Infantino... 010
John Nicholson @johnnythenic.bsky.social · 31/03/2025New from the best selling author. A new west of Scotland series about Sheila Smith, an uncompromising, cat-loving Geordie investigative journo. Not a story for the squeamish or easily scared. Kindle tinyurl.com/5hxbjp74 Amazon books tinyurl.com/349udphj Website books tinyurl.com/mr2z5p4a 020
John Nicholson @johnnythenic.bsky.social · 12/03/2025@mrjamesob.bsky.social Everyone is thinking too much. Trump etc are just people who mistake stupidity for cleverness There is no thought/plan/reason. Just random selfish whims 000
John Nicholson @johnnythenic.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Champion's League on TV www.football365.com/news/opinion...football365.comRio Ferdinand 'sounds like the family dog trying to speak' and should not go near football's best showThere are two common themes in Johnny's football week on TV: Rio Ferdinand is not great, but TNT's Goals Show absolutely is and Sky Sports should follow it. 020
John Nicholson @johnnythenic.bsky.social · 21/02/2025'Superbly crafted characters and plots to keep you hooked throughout. 'A thrilling continuation of the Guymer and friends’ saga. Kindle tinyurl.com/yeaufhs8 Book tinyurl.com/49t3rm76 000
John Nicholson @johnnythenic.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Our life and times distilled through football www.football365.com/news/david-s...football365.comArteta, Haaland, Mourinho and others all held to account by football's equal opportunity satiristJose Mourinho, Erling Haaland, Mikel Arteta and Roy Hodgson know David Squires cannot be stopped. And Johnny Nic loves his new book's pin-sharp observations 000
John Nicholson @johnnythenic.bsky.social · 17/02/2025The madness of playing it out from the back www.football365.com/news/opinion...football365.comThe Big Number Nine has bruised and battered past possession football and that should be celebrated - Football365There is nothing inherently wrong with passing out from defence, provided you have capable players. But tactics evolve and 4-4-2 with a big striker is back. 000
John Nicholson @johnnythenic.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Hilarious, insightful, profound, stylish and sometimes moving, but always, always hilarious. @davidsquires.bsky.social is an unparalleled chronicler of our footballing times, this book covering 2018-2024 is indispensable, you must own it. It is on the side of the angels 131
John Nicholson @johnnythenic.bsky.social · 15/02/20255 days of FA Cop on TV www.football365.com/news/opinion...football365.comShould Liverpool be kicked out of the FA Cup?It's clearly what they want based on an FA Cup weekend which exposed the need for a 📺 revamp 010
John Nicholson @johnnythenic.bsky.social · 14/02/2025He was always so kind and thoughtful to a wee scuffer like me, He was one of those drinkers with hollow legs. I can't believe he's gone, I cannae believe he was 77. www.theguardian.com/football/202...theguardian.comPatrick Barclay, talented and respected football journalist, dies aged 77Patrick Barclay, the hugely talented and widely respected football journalist, has died at the age of 77 030
John Nicholson @johnnythenic.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Women's football on TV, any good? www.football365.com/news/womens-...football365.comBBC made crass Slot decision but women's football coverage is improvingWhat were the BBC thinking with that Arne Slot decision? 020
John Nicholson @johnnythenic.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Disparity of finances in the Europa and Conference is never mentioned. Spurs worth about 750 million Euros more than their opponents. If they lose, money is worth nothing and whole raison d'etre of PL is a sham 100
John Nicholson @johnnythenic.bsky.social · 15/01/2025'Has she been stabbed with a massive knife or not?' 'Yes and maybe, no' 'How does body just disappear? 'By not being a body at all' The Teesside Twist -the 16th Nick Guymer mystery. Kindle tinyurl.com/bdzxus86Amazon Paperback tinyurl.com/y3hpzstbwebs Website tinyurl.com/bdfmamtb 120
John Nicholson @johnnythenic.bsky.social · 13/01/2025He nearly wins things but nearly is as close as he's got. Is that OK? How long do you hang on? www.football365.com/news/arsenal...football365.comMikel Arteta sack? Arsenal have long-proven failure of a nearly manWhoever’s job it is to hire and fire at Arsenal needs to hand Mikel Arteta his sandwiches wrapped in a road map. 000
Reposted by John NicholsonFootball365 @football365.bsky.social · 30/12/2024The idea that the Premier League sells itself on its own supposed elite status is unsustainable when you actually view the product. @johnnythenic.bsky.social www.football365.com/news/premier...football365.comThe Premier League is emperor's new clothes; it's a 'flabby, naked charlatan' - Football365The idea that the Premier League sells itself on its own supposed elite status is unsustainable when you actually view the product. 001
John Nicholson @johnnythenic.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Best League in the World? I couldn't even stay awake. www.football365.com/news/man-utd...football365.comWatching Man Utd sent me to sleep; the Lowland League is better!It wasn't Wes Brown's fault but Wolves v Man Utd was a snooze-fest. But our man woke up for some Roberto Martinez on Prime. 231
John Nicholson @johnnythenic.bsky.social · 13/12/2024'This place has been sold down the river for decades by dodgy politicians exploiting the ignorant and uniformed for their own ends and people like us have to sweep up the ruins.' Kindle tinyurl.com/bdzxus86Amazon Paperback tinyurl.com/y3hpzstbwebs Website tinyurl.com/bdfmamtb 000
Reposted by John NicholsonJohn Nicholson @johnnythenic.bsky.social · 03/12/2024"Far worse novels have been made for television with far less charismatic characters and less interesting plots. But fans know how consistently damn good Nicholson is" Kindle tinyurl.com/bdzxus86Amazon Paperback tinyurl.com/y3hpzstbwebs Website tinyurl.com/bdfmamtb 021
John Nicholson @johnnythenic.bsky.social · 04/12/2024"Nicholson flies under the radar a bit because he refuses to be exploited by the industry. But he's more successful than many more famous names." Kindle tinyurl.com/2d5dz5nmand Books tinyurl.com/ftpur2bt Website johnnicholsonwriter.co.uk 000
John Nicholson @johnnythenic.bsky.social · 03/12/2024"Far worse novels have been made for television with far less charismatic characters and less interesting plots. But fans know how consistently damn good Nicholson is" Kindle tinyurl.com/bdzxus86Amazon Paperback tinyurl.com/y3hpzstbwebs Website tinyurl.com/bdfmamtb 021
John Nicholson @johnnythenic.bsky.social · 03/12/2024"John makes me laugh, cry and gasp. I love all 16 Nick Guymer books. They are exceptional.' Kindle tinyurl.com/2d5dz5nmand Books tinyurl.com/ftpur2bt Website johnnicholsonwriter.co.uk 000
John Nicholson @johnnythenic.bsky.social · 03/12/2024His record suggests he's not very good at management. But he might be. www.football365.com/news/wayne-r...football365.comWayne Rooney is a celebrity; he doesn't need this Plymouth hellWayne Rooney has chosen to manage at Plymouth in the bottom reaches of the Championship when he could be using his celebrity. Is that admirable? 000
John Nicholson @johnnythenic.bsky.social · 02/12/2024"Brilliant twist. I never saw it coming" Kindle tinyurl.com/bdzxus86Amazon Paperback tinyurl.com/y3hpzstbwebs Website tinyurl.com/bdfmamtbtinyurl.comThe Teesside Twist - 16The Teesside Twist is the 16th Nick Guymer novel. Nothing is as it seems in this twisting tale of truth, lies and slaughter. 000
John Nicholson @johnnythenic.bsky.social · 02/12/2024don't default to male when talking in the abstract. you do it a lot @mrjamesob.bsky.social 000
John Nicholson @johnnythenic.bsky.social · 01/12/2024The Teesside Twist has sold 2,003 in 6 weeks, thanks to all that have bought it. If you haven't yet, now's your chance Kindle tinyurl.com/bdzxus86Amazon Paperback tinyurl.com/y3hpzstbwebs Website johnnicholsonwriter.co.uk/collections/... 000
John Nicholson @johnnythenic.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Want to read a new crime mystery series? Try mine. There are 16. All with the same protagonists. "Brilliantly written, Nicholson specializes in the believable and emotional." Thousands sold. Kindle tinyurl.com/2d5dz5nmand Books tinyurl.com/ftpur2bt Website johnnicholsonwriter.co.uk 000
John Nicholson @johnnythenic.bsky.social · 29/11/2024What's wrong with people? www.football365.com/news/unhappy...football365.comHow unhappy to do you have to be to scream abuse at Robbie Savage?John Nicholson admits he chanted abuse at Boro players when he was deeply unhappy; it's the only explanation for vile behaviour. 100
John Nicholson @johnnythenic.bsky.social · 28/11/2024'He thought he was fabulously endowed. He wasn't.' 'Did you tell him?' 'I Iet him believe it, but he knocked unconscious the first woman who told him the truth. Kindle tinyurl.com/bdzxus86Amazon Paperback tinyurl.com/y3hpzstbwebs... Website www.johnnicholsonwriter.co.uk/products/the... 000
Reposted by John NicholsonNutmeg Magazine @nutmegmagazine.bsky.social · 27/11/20243. Christmas Gift Bumper Pack 2024 #2 Cup Tied + Offer 1 above. bit.ly/40M1zru 131
John Nicholson @johnnythenic.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Looking for your next crime series? Try mine. There are 16. All with the same protagonists. "Emotionally engaging, hard to work out, violent and often hilarious." Kindle tinyurl.com/2d5dz5nmand Books tinyurl.com/ftpur2bt Website johnnicholsonwriter.co.uk 021
John Nicholson @johnnythenic.bsky.social · 26/11/2024"Which part of 'I open my legs for money' don't you understand? Are you 12? Grow up, man" Kindle tinyurl.com/bdzxus86Amazon Paperback tinyurl.com/y3hpzstbwebs... Website johnnicholsonwriter.co.uk/products/the... 000
John Nicholson @johnnythenic.bsky.social · 25/11/2024'Let him go or I'll cut your carotid artery ... don't doubt me, if you value your life' She had lapsed into her old Hardwick accent and sounded hard as nails. Kindle tinyurl.com/bdzxus86Amazon Paperback tinyurl.com/y3hpzstbwebs... Website johnnicholsonwriter.co.uk/products/the... 010
John Nicholson @johnnythenic.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Manchester United, endemic mediocrity is established in their DNA now and a new system won't fix it www.football365.com/news/ruben-a...football365.comMan Utd are 'a fat, lazy, bloated corpse of a club'; good luck Ruben AmorimAt times it has seemed like Manchester United have been running parts of the club like it’s still 1991. Can Ruben Amorim fix that? 000
John Nicholson @johnnythenic.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Thoughtful and violent. Funny and emotional. I've written 16 best-selling Nick Guymer mysteries. Thousands of people tell me they're addicted to them. Kindle tinyurl.com/2d5dz5nmand Books tinyurl.com/ftpur2bt Website johnnicholsonwriter.co.uk 000
John Nicholson @johnnythenic.bsky.social · 23/11/2024"He beat me, addicted me to opioids, locked me in a room and ... well ... you know. Of course I'm going to nail the bastard. He's evil." Kindle tinyurl.com/bdzxus86Amazon Paperback tinyurl.com/y3hpzstbwebs... Website johnnicholsonwriter.co.uk/products/the... 000
John Nicholson @johnnythenic.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Nick gave him the full Souy. Teenage years watching the Scotsman brutalise players on bitterly cold Saturday afternoons served him well as he heard the man's shin bone crack. Kindle tinyurl.com/bdzxus86Amazon Paperback tinyurl.com/y3hpzstbwebs... Website johnnicholsonwriter.co.uk/products/the... 000
John Nicholson @johnnythenic.bsky.social · 19/11/2024'There's no body there. Nothing, never mind anyone with a knife in their back.' 'Well there was 10 minutes ago. Where's it gone?' Kindle tinyurl.com/bdzxus86Amazon Paperback tinyurl.com/y3hpzstbwebs... Website johnnicholsonwriter.co.uk/products/the... 000
John Nicholson @johnnythenic.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Football; where you go to victim-blame www.football365.com/news/referee...football365.comDavid Coote: Don't be surprised if referees hate you and your managerThe PGMOL has done nothing to protect its officials from the most disgusting abuse; why are we so shocked when they crack? 020
Reposted by John NicholsonNutmeg Magazine @nutmegmagazine.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Issue 34 is out soon Includes Part 2 of A Season With Ayr United By Scott Fleming 🛒 Pre-order it here bit.ly/4fl4UlL 📕 Read the full contents here bit.ly/4flQ1iS Check out our Substack: nutmegfootball.substack.com 🏴 Brilliant football stories, made in Scotland ⚽️ 083
John Nicholson @johnnythenic.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Is it just me or have Kindle sales dropped by 80% in the last five years and actual books gone up by 150%? Kindle tinyurl.com/2d5dz5nmand Amazon Books tinyurl.com/ftpur2bt Website for books direct from me johnnicholsonwriter.co.uk 000
John Nicholson @johnnythenic.bsky.social · 14/11/2024'He just shot him! Did you see that? Shot him once in the head! He was just selling records. You can't shoot someone for doing that.' Kindle tinyurl.com/bdzxus86Amazon Paperback tinyurl.com/y3hpzstbwebs... Website johnnicholsonwriter.co.uk/products/the... 000
