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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦

@johnnyrocket55.bsky.social
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Just an old guy who’s superpower is pointing out the obvious 🚫51st state 💙 No DMs please

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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Come and visit you? That’s a hard no.
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Super Intelligence meets Super Stupidity
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mini golf course
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I will celebrate by banging a gong and then get it on
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That brings back memories
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's time to raise the price. There doesn't seem to be a viable competitor.
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If Trump TV is 24/7 and it’s going to cover this administration’s greatest achievements, how will they fill the other 23 hours, 59 minutes and 55 seconds of air time?
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ATTENTION DEMOCRATS If you go into a voting booth and write in someone else's name because the candidate on the ticket is either too progressive or not progressive enough for your liking, you have wasted your time and your vote. You might as well vote for the Republican if you do.
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tell me it's knot true
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
His age has been a larger number than is IQ for a few years now.
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You could also add articles for being gross and for being smelly
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s simple. Russia stops the war it started and leaves Ukraine. No more drone attacks.
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
He’s looking for a seat on the gravy train
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Last I saw Meghan still is a piece of work however
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
You have to fix your country first
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I think the next president will have no problem hanging Trump
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I came across some of your music today and I liked it. I will invest the time to listen to more. You have a sound that stands out above a sea of mediocrity.
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If it was real she would be holding her nose.
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
What the press reports or doesn’t report is by it’s own choice. The problem is billionaire ownership.
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oh my. Is Laura not getting any? That’s some obsession she’s got going on.
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oh. It’s a chart displaying corruption.
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We also know that millions didn’t vote for Kamala either.
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Fix your politics and we would consider it.
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
There’s room here for you if you do. Just leave your guns behind if you have any. You won’t need them here.
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Sure, but Jeffries also needs to get behind the progressives too. The party is big tent and all need to be supported.
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I’m liking that last days’ part
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
And no army of ICE goons roaming the streets
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
For me it was Zelda lll, A Link To The Past
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I listened to this album today
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
That's some crazy shit in that constitution
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I wonder if anything has been going on behind those tarps
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Actually if I can speak for everyone the rest of the world is not laughing. We watch in horror as the American people do nothing. Nothing about the corruption. Nothing about the cruelty. Nothing about the upset of world order.
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Didn't Reagan also change healthcare into a commodity instead of a service?
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Perhaps she is a person with no sense of smell?
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The bulletproof diapers are protecting the rest of us
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
They could only get Trump’s attention if they were 50 years younger.
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Nobody knows more about building ships
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
At some point in Scott Jenning’s life he must have stopped and said to himself “from this day forward I’m going to be a complete piece of shit”.
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Diaper duty
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Because of the music I still have that vibe. I hope you do too.
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
instead it's "Yeah, whatever"
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The Assholes 5
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Raping the USA
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Yes. We are close cousins.
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I grew up in a farming community near Edmonton that was primarily of Norwegian descent. You could count on and trust every one of them. Hard working. Also accepted people of other heritage with other customs.
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Same where I grew up
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
People are really concerned about where data centres are located but I think the real concern should be about the data that is being collected
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
That tie is the unmistakable shade e of coward yellow
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johnnyrocket55🇨🇦 @johnnyrocket55.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It should be a felony to wear that ugly red hat
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