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johnny skeet badd @johnnypostbadd.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social postgame special, with homegrown sweet pickle relish (light habanero on bottom, serious habanero on the top 2)

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johnny skeet badd @johnnypostbadd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

it means we think this kind of marketing works on you

"Come get you a creampie glizzy" -mr_blah_blah_

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johnny skeet badd @johnnypostbadd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Pony Bradshaw? Guess JBL's going back to his old gimmick.

a wrestler with a leather-ish cowboy gimmick and a frankly excessive mustache yelling during an interview

a retired wrestler dressed like a texas politician (jeans, button-up, cowboy hat) minus the excessive belt buckle

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johnny skeet badd @johnnypostbadd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

it's almost color-matched to my favorite sauce for wings

queen majesty's cocoa ghost hot sauce in all its dark-brown glory

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johnny skeet badd @johnnypostbadd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

look, if any of us were getting cocaine delivered by eagle we wouldn't be able to shut the fuck up about it either

reddit post/news article: "Benfica eagle trainer detained in alleged cocaine trafficking scheme"

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johnny skeet badd @johnnypostbadd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

i only saw the actual city i'm from as a top-3 match for about 3 questions in the mid-50s but at least the red zone does touch the place i've spent the most time in the last 15 years

apparently i talk like someone from nebraska? please shoot me and hide my body in the cornfields.
most similar cities: denver, san francisco, LA
least similar: new orleans, atlanta, nashville

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johnny skeet badd @johnnypostbadd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

can i interest you in some dissonant jazz fusion about the end of the world

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johnny skeet badd @johnnypostbadd.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express.

four italian gentlemen of wealth, status, and power, awakened from their slumber after an evening of debauchery, brandish pistols

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johnny skeet badd @johnnypostbadd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

there's a distinct lack of sad/horny king Dave Gahan on this radio

Depeche Mode- Shake the Disease (Live in Berlin Soundtrack preferred to Catching Up With...)

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johnny skeet badd @johnnypostbadd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

me, when the "hear me out" is a soulless ghoul

a bearded nobleman in a plush robe sits in a modernist dining chair looking through a comically small pair of binoculars

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johnny skeet badd @johnnypostbadd.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

A couple more before hitting the road tomorrow

Clouds descending over mountains in Estes Park, CO

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johnny skeet badd @johnnypostbadd.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

a couple more new friends including a marmot who's legally obligated to have "oversize load" pilot cars lead and follow him

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johnny skeet badd @johnnypostbadd.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

When regular image formats aren't fat enough to get the scale of this place across

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johnny skeet badd @johnnypostbadd.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Made a couple friends while inspecting America's roof today.

A pika and a ground squirrel conduct interspecies diplomacy over a couple of rocks

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johnny skeet badd @johnnypostbadd.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Nymph Lake and waterfall en route to Dream Lake

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johnny skeet badd @johnnypostbadd.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Bear Lake with bonus mooching ground squirrel

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johnny skeet badd @johnnypostbadd.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

a deranged first draft for the @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social file- the Glizzadilla. (Frank's and Los Calientes Rojo tested as sauces, served with sweet pickle/Serrano pepper relish aioli)

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johnny skeet badd @johnnypostbadd.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice In Chains you say?

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johnny skeet badd @johnnypostbadd.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Best Star Trek captain. Wrong answers only.

a bearded man with clown makeup, yellow rotten teeth, and blood-soaked hands grins at the camera

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johnny skeet badd @johnnypostbadd.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

mitch saw this and got right to the shahada

news screenshot with caption "if we kill the poor, there will be no Communists."

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johnny skeet badd @johnnypostbadd.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

🎶Raining blood From a lacerated sky🎶

a blonde woman singing and playing guitar for children

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johnny skeet badd @johnnypostbadd.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

a centurion season, and a team that would be absolute cinema to watch (31 goal involvements from Jay-Jay Okocha would be worth the price of admission on its own)

38-0.app result: 33-2-3, 101 points. Lineup: GK Jerzy Dudek, LB Jamie Carragher, CBs Tony Adams/John Terry, RB Fabricio Coloccini, CDMs Steven Gerrard/Patrick Viera, LW Emile Heskey, CAM Jay-Jay Okocha, RW Mesut Ozil, ST Alan Shearer

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johnny skeet badd @johnnypostbadd.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

not bad for starting newcastle 2016->bournemouth 2014

30-4-4 on hard/prime, henry/kane/ronaldo/de bruyne/odegaard is a hell of an attack

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johnny skeet badd @johnnypostbadd.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

whole city's gonna be like the Do Lung bridge in Apocalypse Now

two soldiers in silhouette on one side of a ruined bridge with explosions in background

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johnny skeet badd @johnnypostbadd.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

wilt is cheating (40/20 is 2 guys at the 82-0 Mendoza Line), basically any lebron and at least 20s Giannis are cheating (25/10/7+ at 4 or 5 positions) and past that it's just getting rolls that put 25-30 points on the board everywhere else. here's a team where peak Tim Duncan is the worst player.

82-0 team with 10s HOU James Harden, 00s ORL Tracy McGrady, '20s MIL Giannis, 00s SAS Tim Duncan, and 60s HOU Elvin Hayes

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johnny skeet badd @johnnypostbadd.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

now we see what it takes to make James Harden a legend (who are we kidding, 0 for 27 comes for us all)

82-0: picks were '10s Rockets (James Harden) -> '00s Spurs (Tim Duncan) -> '60s Rockets (Elvin Hayes) -> '00s Magic (Tracy McGrady) -> '20s Bucks (Giannis Antetokounmpo)

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johnny skeet badd @johnnypostbadd.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

my personal favorite is still the "you had the perfect names" deal

4 Iowa State football players facing away from the camera, their names on the jerseys spelling "Purchase Moore Hamann Bacon" as an ad for the Iowa Pork Producers Association

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johnny skeet badd @johnnypostbadd.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap

a drawing of a band: a blond swedish lead guitarist, brown-haired bassist in shorts and combat boots, black-haired lead singer tending slightly toward the paunchy, brown-haired norwegian rhythm guitarist hiding in the back, and a drummer with a wisconsin accent and a red-haired dreadlock/skullet/combover combination

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