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John Patrick Higgins

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Writer and Wronger. Some Collateral Dumbage.

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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
www.washingtonindependentreviewofbooks.com/features/an-... Wow! Here's a lovely interview I did did with @tylergore.bsky.social for the Washington Independent Review of Books, all about my book Spine. He squeezed a lot out. I was a tube of toothpaste between his expert thumb and forefinger.
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An Interview with John Patrick Higgins | Washington Independent Review of Books
The Independent is an important voice in the community of readers and writers dedicated to book reviews and writing about the world of books.
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I have a new website! It's your one-stop-shop for all things Higgins. Read about my books, look at my large, grainy, black and white face, read my thoughts, and the thoughts of the thinking people who think about me. Step inside, love! www.johnpatrickhiggins.com
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Spine, is out now. It's been called "the funniest book of the year", but it's also an angry, visceral, and ultimately thankful meditation on mortality. With funny jokes. It's a companion-piece to my previous book, Teeth. So if you enjoyed that, you'll ADORE this one.
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Spine has thrilled the Gnome Appreciation society! Lovely review in which he notes I call Batman a dick, and have the reviewer chuckling so hard over soup-based antics he upsets his neighbour. Funniest book of the year! What? Just THIS year? I think we can go further than that.
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
www.popmatters.com/northern-ire... I'm back in Popmatters, with my book, "Fine", being quoted extensively in an article about Jan Carson. For the record, I LIKE Belfast. Great bunch of lads. It's the protagonist who doesn't understand its unique, bracing charm. So we're clear.
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In Northern Ireland, Absence Makes the Heart Feel More Deeply » PopMatters
Writers like Jan Carson understand that, in the absence of the Troubles, people of Northern Ireland may not know who they are, culturally or artistically, or may struggle to articulate who they are wi...
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
So you get fewer words on here now. But I have so much to say. I mean, I've got nothing RIGHT NOW, but in theory...yeah...
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
@patsycollins.bsky.social Thrilled my short story, "No Light In The Trees", is featured in Weird Horror number 10, just one of a coterie of curiosities contained therein. Why not buy a copy? You will never sleep again. FACT. Never sleep again in a GOOD WAY, obviously. @undertow.bsky.social
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I am thrilled to be able to share Anne Marie Hantho's beautiful cover to Spine, my new book, coming to your bookshelf this summer. A semi-sequel to Teeth, Spine sees me further cataloguing my failing body parts. What's next, you ask. Probably best not to ask. You do NOT want to know.
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Dave Ross.
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Sadly, Alice here does not represent my views.
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Scythes Queens
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
That's how you sex up a dystopian future: a small, badly pointed brick wall front and centre of the action. In the future, you gotta know where your trowel is.
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Shelley Duvall wither iguana, Hasbro. She's adorable.
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Detail of a Roman mosaic, 300-400AD. I think that's Romulus and Remus' lovely mum.
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
www.popmatters.com/john-patrick... Review of "Fine" in Popmatters: "Lines of action are as invisibly elegant and neatly crafted as any one of the writer’s beautiful sentences. Both gut-bruisingly funny and achingly sad. The line between the tragic and the comic is, of course, a fine one." Wow!
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John Patrick Higgins' 'Fine' Hangs on in Quiet Desperation » PopMatters
The lives of middle-aged men are to John Patrick Higgins as the statue of Ozymandias was to Shelley: epic, broken, and tragi-comic monuments to quiet desperation.
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
felcherman.wordpress.com/2025/01/18/f... Delightful review from the ever-discerning @gnomelord.bsky.social I've always liked gnomes, you know.
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Fine by John Patrick Higgins
What Da Cover Says: To hear Paul Reverb tell it, he’s fine. Sure, he’s been caught in a compromising situation by his window cleaner and failed to prevent daylight robbery, and yes, he no longer te…
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
The sky is still blue, the clouds come and go, yet something is different. RIP David Lynch.
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
xraylitmag.com/aug-stone-re... Fabulous review of Fine by Aug Stone in @xraylitmag.bsky.social All "wanking and The Smiths"? What am I? 15? Far from it. Far from it.
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AUG STONE RECOMMENDS: Steve Aylett, Kevin Maloney, Madeline Cash, John Patrick Higgins
Steve Aylett, The Book Lovers (Snowbooks, 2024)   Steve Aylett is back with a new novel that could very well be his best work yet. In The Book Lovers, Aylett’s fireworks are at maximum intensity – daz...
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
johnpatrickhiggins.blogspot.com/2025/01/nosf... I watched Nosferatu. Opinions formed in my head.
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Nosferatu
I didn't hate it.  And I didn't think it was too long, which is unusual, as every film I've seen in the last couple of years has felt far t...
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Saw Nosferatu...
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
You don't get the use of many words on Bluesky, do you? I babble incontinently on every other platform, apparently. But look: two lines, and I've already spaffed half my allotted amount. Expect haikus.
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Dreamed I was hired to teach Prince Harry to write songs for his album. Gary Kemp, also hired, instigated a radical splinter group, wearing a tin foil crown and refusing to cooperate. "You took my money," insisted the prince. "It's not your money," said Kemp, a modern Wat Tyler.
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Today I am mostly going to attempt to build a website. I wrote my first novel using the caps lock for each capital letter because I didn't know about the shift key. That's the level of savvy I'm dealing with. Still, I'm going to have a go at this. And the air will be blue with my luddite fury.
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
johnpatrickhiggins.blogspot.com/2025/01/prop... Music for the Messes. Fabulous new music from the mighty Charlemagnes.
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Proper Charlies
Who'd be in a band? Not me. Except the one I'm in, of course.  But you wouldn't want to be in another one. All those men, for a start. The f...
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Been inspired by reading Roger Lewis' ferocious "Erotic Vagrancy", to watch the, "The Medusa Touch". Burton's never been more waxy and atrophied. His neck has fused to his body. He acts only with his eyes, his bottom teeth, and his extraordinary voice, which is like a black, subterranean pool.
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Better work harder on my Bluesky game, now everyone is threatening to leave Facebook and Insta. (Oddly unbothered about Whatsapp though)
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o... Ahead of the podcast, here's a sizzling teaser trailer for @mallorysmart.bsky.social's Textual Healing. Here I'm talking about Andrew Gold's Lonely Boy, but in the podcast there's so much more...
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
What's this? Brand new music from top pop band Ebbing House? Just in time for Christmas? A blurred and sticky glam racket chock full of hauntological echoes? How seasonal. Why not try it? You might find you like it. ebbinghouse.bandcamp.com/album/eddie-...
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Is Insta down? Or have I in some way angered the gods of Insta? I don't seem to be able to post there anymore.
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I've been lying on a sofa thick with snot - me, not the sofa, not yet - for days now, watching American Christmas films though a hallucinatory fug of mentholated cough sweets and Lemsip. I think I have developed a contact vocal fry.
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Brian Forster, who played Chris Partridge, the drummer in The Partridge Family is the great, great, great, grandson of Charles Dickens. He's also the step grandson of Alan Napier, who played Alfred the Butler in the 60's Batman. I'm practically malarial. This might all be a hallucination.
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Just made the best scrambled eggs I've ever made. Not sure why they were the best - I didn't alter my approach in anyway, they just turned out perfectly. Like sometimes you get a Donnie and sometimes you get a Little Jimmy. Anyway, these are the scrambled eggs Paul McCartney dreamed a song about.
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Back to having an "Invalid Handle" again. Is the same as being "unpersoned"? I left Twitter to get away from the volcanic, dystopian misery.
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I'm very pleased to say my story, No Light in the Trees, will feature in the tenth edition of Weird Horror, which will be out next April. Here I am with all these cool guys... As for Weird Horror? The story meets the brief...
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Here I am in full book signing action, just writing a little note of thanks to all of you doughty souls who braved the snow yesterday, and saw me launch FINE, finally. And I really hope you all enjoy the book. Because that's what it's for.
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
The Society Event of the Season is tomorrow. I launch my first novel, Fine, all over The Harrison. There will be wine, a curated playlist, and me reading at you in a loud voice. I'm currently as sick as a pike, but I shall rally for tomorrow because I'm so desperate to see you. Bye! Love you!
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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Aug Stone @augstone.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Checked out the ETC podcast reboot yet? An entertaining conversation with @johnnymuggins.bsky.social . Talking David Coverdale, P.G. Wodehouse, The Smiths, and of course his very funny new novel, Fine #books etceteraetc.podbean.com/e/episode-58...
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EPISODE 58 - JOHN PATRICK HIGGINS | Etcetera ETC with Aug Stone
Aug Stone chats with author John Patrick Higgins about David Coverdale, P.G. Wodehouse, The Smiths, and of course his new novel, Fine    https://johnpatrickhiggins.blogspot.com/ https://www.saggingmen...
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
www.saggingmeniscus.com/catalog/fine/ I wrote this book. That was my part of the deal. Now it's your job to read it. C'mon guys, it's only fair...
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Fine | Sagging Meniscus Press
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I have an "Invalid Handle". No idea what that means or how I'm supposed to remedy it. X might have been a toxic bunfight owned by a cretinous monster, but at least it worked. Mostly. I don't suppose anyone will see this. What with my "invalid handle".
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Sagging Meniscus @saggingmeniscus.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
ATTN @johnnymuggins.bsky.social
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
So the New York Times Book Review found my book, Fine, "a witty tragicomic debut". Wow.
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Yeah. Not sure this is for me. Seems a bit weird.
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Is Bob Stanley and Pete Wiggs "Tears of Technology" compilation the greatest compilation ever made? You might very well think that, I couldn't possibly comment. Except to say, yes, yes it is.
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Meant to reply, just now, either "my pleasure" or "no bother", but what I actually came up with was "no pleasure". Which was accurate, in fact.
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John Patrick Higgins @johnnymuggins.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
I'm not sure how you post on here. Is this it?
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