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Really hoping roof gate has mentally broken the Padres and they come out completely flat today.

Johnny @johnnymke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Brewers are currently on a five game win streak. Which means game 1 of the World Series could also be for free George Webb Burgers

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Johnny @johnnymke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Eliminated 4 minutes into October btw

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Johnny @johnnymke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

They’ll always have this

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Johnny @johnnymke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Me staying up past my bedtime just to make sure the cubs lose

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Johnny @johnnymke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Is Craig Counsell coaching for his job tonight? Many people are asking.

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Johnny @johnnymke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Crazy to schedule a 9pm first pitch in the playoffs. Even crazier to start it 10 minutes late…

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Johnny @johnnymke.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The guy in the supersize documentary when the doctors tell him his bloodwork is as bad as an alcoholic’s

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Johnny @johnnymke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

(Brewers dropping games the Phillies is likely a good thing)

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Johnny @johnnymke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The best part of the Brewers winning the World Series will be watching Cubs fans use a ring from 1908 to argue they are the more successful franchise.

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Johnny @johnnymke.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Aww a happy ending! Google “Robert Kraft happy ending” to read more!

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Johnny @johnnymke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

(Brewers should take down their wild card banners now that we have enough duvision champ banners)

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Johnny @johnnymke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The fuck do the Vikings need a museum for!?

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Johnny @johnnymke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Brewers got scolded by Murphy for how they handled their 8-0 lead. So they doubled it just to be safe.

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Johnny @johnnymke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

7 Brewers have more hits than the entire cubs lineup. That good?

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Johnny @johnnymke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Craig Counsell taking the Cubs job is the best thing that’s ever happened to me fr

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Johnny @johnnymke.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Don’t worry cubs fans. You only have to deal with Chourio and Lara for 7 more seasons.

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Johnny @johnnymke.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Nothing I love more than a cut to an uncomfortable Craig Counsell in the dugout

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Johnny @johnnymke.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

2017 is the last time the Cubs made it further in the playoffs than the Brewers.

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Johnny @johnnymke.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

My new favorite picture of all time

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Johnny @johnnymke.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

How has nobody made a Bobby Portis edit to the Phoebe Bridgers song ‘Bobby’ yet

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Johnny @johnnymke.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Top five with a bullet for my favorite internet moments

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Johnny @johnnymke.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Dare I say it’s “Sal Frelick 3B” time?

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Johnny @johnnymke.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

A Made or Fischer extension and MLB promotion would excite me far more than any bat available on the market.

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Johnny @johnnymke.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

It’s a lot easier to upgrade your team at the deadline when your team isn’t good. *ducks* Still think the brewers will add a bat and an arm before the days over. But you don’t just make a move to make a move.

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Johnny @johnnymke.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Scooters are so funny because it’s like someone went: “what if we took motorcycles, ya know, the most famously dangerous type of transportation. And then took away the seat. Took away the license. And then just left them all over the city for drunk people to rent. What could possibly go wrong?”

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Johnny @johnnymke.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Kid I played little league baseball with just debuted in the MLB. Haven’t talked to him since but still a damn cool feeling.

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Johnny @johnnymke.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Can you imagine Ueck announcing this alumni game 😔

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Johnny @johnnymke.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Really hope my right AirPod is living his best life in Norway.

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Johnny @johnnymke.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

About to board a plane to Norway. Standing at the airport bar watching the game with mostly Norwegian speakers. Been mumbling oofda every so often so they know I’m one of the good guys.

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Johnny @johnnymke.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Man, Bucks really took a beating at summer league today

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Johnny @johnnymke.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Vibes in milwaukee are so off right now. Vance and Dr Oz are in town peddling bullshit, Crowley dropped out of the governors race, our Mayors is against removing 794. A judge is being sentenced for protecting someone from ice. Send help.

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Johnny @johnnymke.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

The boys did not watch ‘Kicking and Screaming’ together last night and it’s showing.

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Johnny @johnnymke.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I’m now just realizing as a 31 year old that glow sticks aren’t actually filled with cancer causing, super toxic chemicals. My parents just taught me that to trick me into not breaking them open and spilling glowing goo everywhere.

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Johnny @johnnymke.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Milwaukee getting mentioned on a World Cup broadcast. What a time to be alive.

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Johnny @johnnymke.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Coworker: what’d you do this weekend? Me: Summefest! The most annoying person ever: Ugh! I hate Summerfest. It’s gotten so shitty since they changed the format. All the bands suck. The beers too expensive. And parking in milwaukee is awful… ad nauseum

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Johnny @johnnymke.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Everything reminds me of her

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Johnny @johnnymke.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Leaving Summerfest at midnight: Teens: “Lame! I coulda stayed here all night!” 20s: “We still have two hours till bar close? Sick!” 30s: “MY KNEES HURT!”

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Johnny @johnnymke.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Bought a $5 reusable beer cup at Summerfest that gives you $1 off beers. So it would be fiscally irresponsible of me not to buy atleast 5 $12 beers tonight to make the reusable cup a good deal, right? Do I have the math right?

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Johnny @johnnymke.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Call me delusional but Giannis is gonna let the Heat go all in, refuse to resign and come home next year to a restocked team, a competent coach, and the Heat’s 2030 lottery pick.

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Johnny @johnnymke.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Just an FYI, whoever we take at 60 will be my new favorite player

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Johnny @johnnymke.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

You spend years watching tape and reading articles about this Crigg Yoho guy pitching in the minors. And then he gets out pitched by some random ass 30 year old journey man we acquired with cash. Baseball makes no sense.

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Johnny @johnnymke.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Commercial breaks before both Bucks picks. We’re small market again baby.

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Johnny @johnnymke.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Can you imagine the emotional rollercoaster if Woodruff completed the perfect game tonight before the Giannis trade dropped!?

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Johnny @johnnymke.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

My dad passed in January of 2021 and everytime a Wisconsin athlete leaves that he knew it feels extra awful. Pretty much down to Yelich, Woodruff, and Love now

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Johnny @johnnymke.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Giannis gonna burn Miami to the ground from the inside for a year and then come home with a newly rebuilt Bucks (let me dream)

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