Johnny Lacuna @johnnylacuna.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I’ve managed to somehow avoid this dot all of my working life, but I just got my letter through the post for mandatory PM duty today 010
Johnny Lacuna @johnnylacuna.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Four of these - US Chinook helicopters - just flew over me on their way to Evian. One of these will be carrying dumb satan next week. I have a fairly powerful slingshot. might have a crack #g7 #trump #geneva #evian 010
Johnny Lacuna @johnnylacuna.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Gorgeous long evening at Plage Pont-Gitana on Lake Geneva. Is this the best view of Mont Blanc you can get on the lake? Also - how damn cute is this Merganser fam? This is the calm before the G7 storm (check my next post) #geneva #photography #wildlife #europe 050
Johnny Lacuna @johnnylacuna.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Roughly 9/10 people believe online quizzes are accurate. Nearly 10% of the rest know they’re clickbait and take them anyway. How much of a sucker are you? cdpn.io/pen/debug/ra...cdpn.ioare you the 1%? 100
Johnny Lacuna @johnnylacuna.bsky.social · 05/06/2026For a moment, I genuinely thought someone at the BBC needed to brush up on their geography 010
Johnny Lacuna @johnnylacuna.bsky.social · 04/06/2026My debut YA Dystopian thriller is now available on Kindle Unlimited for those who have it. For those who liked the action in Divergent, the camaraderie of Maze Runner and the aesthetic of Children of Men #dystopianbooks #yabookrecs #booksofbluesky booksky? 010
Johnny Lacuna @johnnylacuna.bsky.social · 31/05/2026The stupidity is breathtaking, daily. Worst thing is there seems to be no way of fighting it 140
Johnny Lacuna @johnnylacuna.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Took my camera into the woods for a promo shot of my new book (Sleepwalkers, now available on Amazon) but came away with dozens of nice pics. Dusk is literally magic #yafiction #dystopian #photography #magichour #bookrecs 0110
Johnny Lacuna @johnnylacuna.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I asked what was vegetarian in a Texan diner once. They offered me fried chicken. True story 030
Johnny Lacuna @johnnylacuna.bsky.social · 15/05/2026amzn.eu/d/00E8dVNT The first of my Sleepwalkers trilogy is finally available to buy on Amazon and various other book stores. Written for 12-18 year olds, but who doesn’t love a twisty coming of age dystopian speculative fiction YA novel in the Hunger Games/1984 mould?amzn.euSLEEPWALKERS eBook : Sephton, John: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle StoreSLEEPWALKERS eBook : Sephton, John: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store 020
Johnny Lacuna @johnnylacuna.bsky.social · 27/04/2026My kids’ school had a random intruder wandering around last week. It turned out to be totally innocent but it’s prompted calls for stricter security. Today I’ll be attending a meeting to discuss ideas, but honestly, the solution is obvious. The school just needs a massive ballroom. 010
Johnny Lacuna @johnnylacuna.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Possibly my favourite opening of any #meidastouch video #melania #creepyMAGA @meiselasb.bsky.social 000
Johnny Lacuna @johnnylacuna.bsky.social · 19/04/2026I once knew that guy who genuinely thought he was the adult in the room by supporting this cunt. I disowned him, obvs. But it shows how people think 010
Johnny Lacuna @johnnylacuna.bsky.social · 05/03/2026GREAT WAY TO ANNOY YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER. When they identify a displeasing word or phrase (eg, today my wife told me not to use the phrase “spitty biscuits”) hum or whistle a tune that fits it. (eg Pretty Woman) and let the earworm do the work. The added lyrical context also adds nuance and depth 000
Johnny Lacuna @johnnylacuna.bsky.social · 04/02/2026“Protecting children is tyranny” says man who begged sex trafficker to visit pedophile island during his “wildest party” 011
Johnny Lacuna @johnnylacuna.bsky.social · 29/01/2026In the band name Manic Street Preachers, which word do you stress and why? 000
Johnny Lacuna @johnnylacuna.bsky.social · 26/01/2026In her first interview she explained that “Brexit wasn’t Brexity enough.” 000
Johnny Lacuna @johnnylacuna.bsky.social · 26/01/2026I feel the beard element may have got in the way of my analogy. But yes, I agree 110
Johnny Lacuna @johnnylacuna.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Noted. I was being deliberately hyperbolic. I wish my family was more positive about how cool my beard is. But I know that telling them that just makes it worse 100
Reposted by Johnny LacunaKOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 25/01/20261/24/2025 Lee Stedman (They/Them) @leestedman19.bsky.social 19269188
Johnny Lacuna @johnnylacuna.bsky.social · 26/01/2026They’ll leave when Bondi Bleach gets all their voting records 000
Johnny Lacuna @johnnylacuna.bsky.social · 26/01/2026So annoying how I’m missing all these emails asking for paid protesters 020
Reposted by Johnny LacunaZorro @zorrogeep.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Texas- 2.1mil undocumented people. Florida -1.6mil undocumented people. Minnesota -130,000 undocumented people. It's not about undocumented people. 310220
Johnny Lacuna @johnnylacuna.bsky.social · 16/01/2026But this is behind a paywall. How ca the FBI possibly be expected to accept this evidence? 000
Johnny Lacuna @johnnylacuna.bsky.social · 15/01/2026How is it even remotely possible to be a disengaged voter these days? Your life literally depends on who gets elected 000
Johnny Lacuna @johnnylacuna.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Almost as if he’s - dare I say - a corrupt lying piece of shit 050
Johnny Lacuna @johnnylacuna.bsky.social · 15/01/2026I think you’re thinking about a different guy 100
Reposted by Johnny LacunaAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Ansari: I think ICE is completely out of control, and there should be no more funding given to ICE. The funding that's already has been given to them through the big ugly bill should be stripped entirely 372159584002
Johnny Lacuna @johnnylacuna.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Interesting fact - “I won’t back down” is about an argument after losing a game of Catan. He claimed that the winner should clear up, not the loser. He really was true to his name 100
Reposted by Johnny LacunaPru Madeley @prum.bsky.social · 13/01/2026It was such a pleasure to give and receive music as a gift. I hate streaming, it's just not the same experience as listening to a physical album. It's a big loss. 1952711165
Reposted by Johnny Lacunabf haver @gospel-sod.bsky.social · 14/01/2026one of the weirdest things about the current moment is how the national media have to pretend like they don't know what this is about. official government social media accounts are posting about racially cleansing America and they have to pretend like it's not clear who the bad guy is. 10081351683
Johnny Lacuna @johnnylacuna.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Sorry, but WHO THE FUCK are these 34%?? What on earth do they think will happen to NATO when the US completely ignores the entire point of its existence? 020
Johnny Lacuna @johnnylacuna.bsky.social · 14/01/2026I literally cannot wait for the court cases that follow Trump. Particularly when it’s Miller time 000
Johnny Lacuna @johnnylacuna.bsky.social · 14/01/2026I wish someone would show him an Equal-Area Projection map. Maybe when he realizes Greenland isn’t actually the size of Africa…? 100
Johnny Lacuna @johnnylacuna.bsky.social · 14/01/2026A large part of me wants to start a business selling dangerous wellness shit to anti vaxxers 020
Johnny Lacuna @johnnylacuna.bsky.social · 14/01/2026There can be no negotiation with someone who is only driven by ego 060
Johnny Lacuna @johnnylacuna.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Christmas is the very best time for US States to become handmaidens of a corrupt regime youtu.be/1mTlMyNqR8Y?...youtu.be“Five alarm fire!” Justice Department wages WAR with shock moveYouTube video by Brian Tyler Cohen 010
Johnny Lacuna @johnnylacuna.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Does Hegseth have something to prove do you think? 010
Johnny Lacuna @johnnylacuna.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Can someone tell me what to think about this meeting. I…don’t…get it 010
Johnny Lacuna @johnnylacuna.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Oddly enough, not hugely united. Or strictly a kingdom. But alas we are real. Well, not the Welsh 000
