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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 23h
Been a while since the last Ambigramonday. Happy birthday to Kaitlin! #ambigram
A rotational ambigram (Intended to be legible whether “right-side up” or “upside-down”) of the name Kaitlin, inscribed into a black square of scratchboard with a colorful backing revealed by the scratched-off bits.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Meme screenshot of lauren (username @NotABigJerk) saying “I’m not falling for that hot take. That’s clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion”
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No, they did not somehow entirely remove the horizontally-framed carpet, change the entire sky, and turn the soldiers into garbled nonsense by taking a second photo from a slightly different vantage point near the same time. It’s just been run through genAI to make it “better”, which made it stupid.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
These are all obvious genAI errors of invented and melded details. These background variances are not due to different sources, nor purposeful manipulation. They are incidental by-products of running a photo (Taken in obvious strong wind) through genAI to “fix everyone’s hair”.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lotta people not bothering to really look closely at these two pictures. Nobody is bothering to “Photoshop” gaffes for a professional political picture.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How can you notice that without noticing that literally EVERYTHING ELSE about the photo had also changed? The second one that doesn’t make sense was obviously fed through a genAI slop machine to make it look “better” to anyone who doesn’t look at details.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m going to interpret this as “the FBI announces that there’s no rule that says a dog can’t be a federal agent”
A dog dressed nicely with a tie and sunglasses.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
For anyone curious, this is from the St. John of Nepomuk statue on Charles Bridge in Prague.
Photo of a statue against a cloudy sky with multiple reliefs at its base, one of which is the aforementioned bronze relief of a dog that tourists keep touching.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“NOW YOU’RE WHAT I CALL MORONIC” im the styling of the classic music compilation CD album art cover for “NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL MUSIC”. Made using https://pixelframe.design/now-thats-what-i-call-music-logo-font-cover-generator/
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A purple-outline rhino drawn from memory in 60 seconds. It’s mostly all rhino head, with a pretty silly little body that’s about the same size as the head with far less detail.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Tale as old as time
Oscar Isaac as Star Wars’ Poe Dameron saying “Somehow, our franchise ran out of ideas so our long-dead main villain has returned”
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Screenshot from the show Shögun. The subtitles say “I don’t have time for this Christian nonsense.” I am trying to imply that even the best dubbing erases cultural cues and practices that are valuable assets when watching foreign acting, therefore the tendancy to prefer dubbing is insular and limiting.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
“NOW HOLD ON A GODDAMN MINUTE” in the style of a “NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL MUSIC” album cover.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
“NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL A WITCH” in the style of a “NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL MUSIC” album cover, with both instances of the letter w replaced by two of the letter v.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
“NOW OCEANS ARE BATTLEFIELDS” in the style of a “NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL MUSIC” album cover.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I went with this approach of reporting the account for “other reason”. Weirdly I couldn’t find “hijacked/stolen account” as an option. It looks like the original guy linked his YouTube channel back when he was posting; you may be able to get in touch with him through that.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
a falling leaf is closely remembered by the loose embrace of friends
Photograph of a detached yellow and brown leaf laying atop several verdant leaves on a branch in the woods.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Busy
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Just make it exist first, you can make it good later (And also get mad when you’re done and decide that you liked the vibe of the sketch so much more)
A cheeky expression on a nondescript face with a weird little nose. The mouth tilts up sharply on one side in a sly closed-mouth grin. The narrow eyes look to the same side. One eyebrow on the same side is raised and arched significantly, while the other is much lower, more flat, and slightly tilted in the opposite direction.A colorful and detailed headshot of Princess Daisy from Nintendo with an uncertain/incredulous expression. The mouth tilts up sharply on one side in a grin or a grimace that reveals a little sliver of teeth. The eyes are barreling the camera. One eyebrow on the same side is raised and arched significantly, while the other is much lower, more flat, and slightly tilted in the opposite direction.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Remember back when Sauron was just giving cool rings away to everyone for free? No special occasion or anything, he was just a super great craftsman and everyone loved it. I miss those days
Ian McKellan as Gandalf in an image from the movie The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001), saying “It’s quite cool” as he holds out a Sauron-forged ring.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
You expect me to believe this was the version BEFORE C3PO? Ugh I’m so done with shoddy prequel nonsense
Photograph of the “C3OO” marking on a Mercedes-Benz C-Class automobile. It looks nothing at all like the famous Star Wars droid “C3PO”.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Ambigramonday mood: Not Great Hope Dan’s doing well, though #ambigram
Rotational ambigram of the name “Dan” that reads the same upside-down. This is inscribed upon a black scratchpad that reveals colorful backing underneath the scratches; these colors are largely reddish orange with some yellow and pink at opposite sides of the top or bottom.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
This is the dumbest thing. Way to distinguish user “RNB” from user “MB”, chucklefucks! This is literally dependent on the viewer being able to tell when ONE PIXEL is either gray or black. Nice.
A photo of two crappy screenshots of a transactional program, blown up and placed next to each other so that you can see a column of user “RNB” on the left and a column of user “MB” on the right. These initials are displayed in lowercase font and are virtually identical thanks to poor font kerning.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Picture 1: Could use improvement Picture 2: Improved
Photo of an airplane wing that has the words “NO STEP” stenciled upon it.Photo of an airplane wing that has the words “NO STEP ON SNEK” stenciled upon it, thanks to some rushed digital enhancement.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
It’s him, John Alaska
Multiple Alaska Airlines airplane tails are visisble in a photo, displaying the logo of a smiling Inuit man.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
It’s an auspicious Ambigramonday for Zach; stay safe out there. #ambigram
Rotational ambigram of the name Zach, inscribed into black scratch paper with a colorful backing. It reads the same upside-down.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Hmm
A classic vinyl record adapter that looks suspiciously similar to three hares sharing their ears with each other
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
The Toymaker from Babes in Toyland (1986) saying “You’re a taker in the land of giving”.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I guess we finally found out that the guy from this classic bad date tweet was Andy Serkis??
my name is no.
@om_eye_goodness
last year, i went on a date with a dude and when i told him i was reading Animal Farm again, he laughed obnoxiously for an entire minute and said i was too old to be reading children's books.
i think about that a lot.
...i wonder if he's still an idiot.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Couldn’t be bothered to attribute the artist, eh? Gotta crop the name off, huh?
The same cartoon, but with Joe Lennon’s name clearly on it, with the date 06-30-21
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
“Well actually, it looks like you need help figuring out what’s wrong with discs that don’t have the whole game on them. Would you like an 8-post thread on the subject?”
Microsoft’s old paperclip mascot of assistance, Clippy, wearing a trilby hat.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Surfrajettes last night! 🤩 🏄‍♀️
Four women wearing cute matching 70’s-inspired outfits and playing musical instruments on a stage with a groovy optical illusion backdrop.Some of the women as sound check was wrapping up, putting away their instruments and talking to each other. The photo includes a reflection off the shiny surface of a countertop, which makes the scene look a little trippier than usual.Five women (The fifth is the opening act, not a Surfrajette) in normal street clothes practicing playing a song together for sound check.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Important work
The Major League Baseball logo of a silhouetted MLB player, drawn over with a bird that fits the same silhouette. The outline of the baseball has the word “egg” written over it.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
🦴🦴🦴 #SKELETON #ARTSHARE 🦴🦴🦴 …Newer skeletons
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
🦴🦴🦴 #SKELETON #ARTSHARE 🦴🦴🦴 Older skeletons…
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Since I’m posting pictures, here’s a butterfly (If you expand the whole photo) amid interesting rocky textures, seen a couple of weeks ago.
Photo of a rock wall with a butterfly. Taken somewhere along the Eagle Creek trail to the Punch Bowl Falls.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Ambigramonday — you can have a little COVID, as a treat. #Ambigram
Sticky note with an ambigram penned in black ink upon it. The ambigram reads “covid” both rightside-up and upside-down.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
What the fuck is he talking about. “War ravaged Portland” my ass, what fucking war?? This dumbass daughterfucker and that goddamn maggot narrative that Portland is burning down to the ground every day is so stupid
"At the request of Secretary of Homeland Security, Kristi Noem, I am directing Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth, to provide all necessary Troops to protect War ravaged Portland, and any of our ICE Facilities under siege from attack by Antifa, and other domestic terrorists. I am also authorizing Full Force, if necessary. Thank you for your attention to this matter!" he said in a Truth Social post Sept. 27.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Maybe it’s the option to email a burger to them
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Ambigramonday? Here?! #Ambigram
Rotational ambigram of the name Christine, inscribed onto a square of black scratchpad with a colorful backing revealed under the scratchmarks.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
👻 If you see this, post a ghost and the hashtag #AUGhost 👻
Parody of a scene from the 2017 movie A Ghost Story, with the characters replaced by Pac-Man videogame equivalents.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
The “always has been” astronaut-with-a-gun meme, with the Earth-gazing astronaut saying “Why do credit card companies have this much power now?” and the gun-wielding astronaut behind them — whose head has been replaced by a stack of credit cards — saying “Always have”.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Saw Halloween stuff today in Lowe’s. What the hell, man.
Interior of a Lowe’s store by the entrance, where some large ghouls and nosferatus and such immediately greet shopper’s eyes.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I’m tired of these humans. Let me just watch bumblebees for a bit
A bumblebee busy pollenating a cluster of small pink flowers coming from a bushy green plant.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I would round it to match the curves of the “g”, as if there were a thick invisible outline on the letter
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Excellent choice. They look quite tasty
A cluster of small purple flowers.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Ah, a connoisseur in the yard
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Finally put up the sparkly pixel art from @8pxl.bsky.social in the new place
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Still frame from the 1987 movie Spaceballs of the character Yogurt (Played by Mel Brooks) saying “Who knows? God willing, we’ll all meet again in Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money”.
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