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Johnny Haddo, GeNt_ @johnnyhaddo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

😉Oi, Mouthpiece, as if Mouthwash matters! Who's reading, eh?

Johnny Haddo, GeNt_ @johnnyhaddo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

🤔..this collection of verbal foulage from 1995 had a huge influence on my spiritual wellbeing: probably explains the degeneracy, one now sees!

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Johnny Haddo, GeNt_ @johnnyhaddo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

🤔..the Stanley Wells is Bankside after Gentrification; the other, the verbals from 1601, touting for business along side Mistress Ever-ready..

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Johnny Haddo, GeNt_ @johnnyhaddo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

😉Big Willie, the man who ran the ultimate, creative Chop Shop; and centuries later, academia is still worshipping the scrap metal, as Brand Shakespeare!

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Johnny Haddo, GeNt_ @johnnyhaddo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

🤔I suppose I got to stop the story, 'cause I hear you thinking that a goose doesn't have hands!

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Johnny Haddo, GeNt_ @johnnyhaddo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

😉at 6.7% that's seen as mouthwash here, in dear old Blighty!

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Johnny Haddo, GeNt_ @johnnyhaddo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

🤔..is their a pair of grubby little mitts trying to find my skyrocket?

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Johnny Haddo, GeNt_ @johnnyhaddo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

😉..has this cup n ball hustle have any relationship to the 'Six Hat Theory'?

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Johnny Haddo, GeNt_ @johnnyhaddo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

😉But a ride up Holborn Hill, is probably a step too far for a 'Hog Grubber', dear-boy!

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Johnny Haddo, GeNt_ @johnnyhaddo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

😉..or perhaps one is now the epitome of 'the old duffer with the mandatory wet patch on the front of their trousers', eh?

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Johnny Haddo, GeNt_ @johnnyhaddo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

🤔Obviously, beating a Bin makes one a Messiah, for those of a certain age.

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Johnny Haddo, GeNt_ @johnnyhaddo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

😉..after the morningtide aboard the Fidèle, me & Cap'ain Ahab will 'call the turn' for a hand or two of Faro, face down like the Jack of 💕!

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Johnny Haddo, GeNt_ @johnnyhaddo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

😎Ballad in Plain D, proving once and for all, Dylan can't take a 'kiss-off'!

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Johnny Haddo, GeNt_ @johnnyhaddo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Using Bayswater as a backdrop, Peter Pan and Wendy were more, me and my sister Sara, then Anthony Powell with The Acceptance World, part 3 of A Dance to the Music of Time.

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Johnny Haddo, GeNt_ @johnnyhaddo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Being a Bayswater lad the alternative was J.M.Barrie with Peter and Wendy.

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Johnny Haddo, GeNt_ @johnnyhaddo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

😍..a masterpiece of Shakespearean Studies! Which proves once & for all time, Big Willie wasn't writing High Brow piety, but composing Smut for Panto.

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Johnny Haddo, GeNt_ @johnnyhaddo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

😉Ingenious! ..out on my luppers, met Flash Mabel who jolly filly refused to believe this was my bona fide home-sweet-home!

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Johnny Haddo, GeNt_ @johnnyhaddo.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

😍..in my over active imagination, I've always played the Robert Conway role in the Valley of the Blue Moon, but that doesn't mean I fancy myself as Ronald Colman! Sit back, and enjoy the movie.. alugha.com/videos/95999...

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Lost Horizon (1937 film) - Colorized by alugha

Lost Horizon is a 1937 American adventure drama fantasy film directed by Frank Capra. The screenplay by Robert Riskin is based on the 1933 novel of …

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Johnny Haddo, GeNt_ @johnnyhaddo.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

😎..an evenging on the strada with the omi, Ned Ward! rictornorton.co.uk/eighteen/ind...

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Johnny Haddo, GeNt_ @johnnyhaddo.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Both Bob and Ned shared the same wet patch on the front of their trousers: almost a Bob & Kneel Show, eh?

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Johnny Haddo, GeNt_ @johnnyhaddo.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Compare Book 2 of the London Spy with Book 2 of Trivia from John Gay, same part of town, but only one of them is concerned about the cut of their jib!

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Johnny Haddo, GeNt_ @johnnyhaddo.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Try a step to the Bath! The town has always been an 'Academy'.

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Johnny Haddo, GeNt_ @johnnyhaddo.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

🫠..did you enjoy the guide to London Club Land!

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Johnny Haddo, GeNt_ @johnnyhaddo.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

😎..a lunch time jolly at the Class Bottle in the company of Ned Ward, best watch your purse and the baggage, eh? dn710605.ca.archive.org/0/items/cu31...

dn710605.ca.archive.org

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Johnny Haddo, GeNt_ @johnnyhaddo.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

🤩the majority of Lundun tour guides are little more than the communal dog walker, instead of investigating the moral geography of past times!

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Johnny Haddo, GeNt_ @johnnyhaddo.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

🤩the final word from Bampfylde Moore Carew, eh?

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Johnny Haddo, GeNt_ @johnnyhaddo.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

😎those were the days! In the summer of 1980, I'd was gainfully employed in a Gentleman's bookshop on Newport Place,just off the Charing Cross Road: our biggest seller was snide copies of Danish Blue for a tenner a hit!

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Mister Slang @misterslang.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Out now, part 2 of Girls ’n’ Words, a two-part look at 'lesbian (s)language', lightly updated from my book ‘Bitching’ / ‘Sounds & Furies’: open.substack.com/pub/jonathon...

open.substack.com

Girls ’n’ Words

Lesbian Lingo: Part 2

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Johnny Haddo, GeNt_ @johnnyhaddo.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

🤩..your time spent with Reader's Wives wasn't wasted after all..

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Johnny Haddo, GeNt_ @johnnyhaddo.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

🙂..a night on the lash, guv'nor with a spot of severe misbehavin' in front of the karaoke machine, or a moderate, small fruit juice at the local Community Centre with Steve Roud?

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Johnny Haddo, GeNt_ @johnnyhaddo.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

🤩definitely! The poor chap in the excitement of the moment forgot his top teeth as well.

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Johnny Haddo, GeNt_ @johnnyhaddo.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

🙂We all live in a Yellow Submarine, with Billy Davis! The chap with the flowers growing outta his head_

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Johnny Haddo, GeNt_ @johnnyhaddo.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

😇..top shelf smut for the discerning Blockhead, with a rather nice intro from Ralph Straus; a renown Grub Street hack, from the year of who knows when.

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Johnny Haddo, GeNt_ @johnnyhaddo.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

🙂..with the all important proviso, clean bedding!

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Johnny Haddo, GeNt_ @johnnyhaddo.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

😎..buy one, get Peter Ackroyd half price!

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Johnny Haddo, GeNt_ @johnnyhaddo.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

A. L. Lloyd, or Bert to his mates was a Folk Song collector along with Ewan MacColl, the man lived in Oz for a while on a sheep farm. As with all those old folkies, somewhat suspect when it came to authenticity!

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Mister Slang @misterslang.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

For those who debate the origins of chunder, to vomit (greensdictofslang.com/entry/jfgfaqa), here is one founding father: Chunder Loo of Akim Foo (with Edward VIII to be)

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Johnny Haddo, GeNt_ @johnnyhaddo.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

🙂Bert Lloyd,eh? The chap who wrote Folk Song in England!

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