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Johnny Eaton

@johnnyeaton.bsky.social
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songwriter, baseball fan, geospatial analyst, cartographer, musician, singer, actor, photographer, sometime sabermetrician, visual artist, goof, dork, improviser, writer, author www.johnnyeaton.com

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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's that time of the month again. #HeWillNotStop
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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That ##BB28 is trending tells us much about the American psyche right now. They don't want to deal with reality. They just want 'reality' television so they can pretend that their country hasn't flipped on it's head in a matter of months. The irony: they're all houseguests, and the producer is nuts.
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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The reason why it's taboo to talk about politics, religion, and money is because all three are built on a foundation of make-believe, and if people discussed them rationally their power would be threatened. #politics #religion #money
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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It's depressing how so many only now are expressing ire towards #Google after their many years of transgressions. "Lake America" is a raindrop in the lake of their wrongdoings. But hey, if you need a trigger, sure, use "Lake America".
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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
To the point.
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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
As long as this remains true, I'm going to keep posting it. 16 months and counting... #hewillnotstop
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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
People in favour of the 2nd Amendment are conspicuously absent when the conditions for which it was written are clear and present. They never wanted freedom and democracy for the country; they wanted personal protection at a very localized scale. And the dealers just want them to buy. #guncontrol
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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I realize #LindsayGraham was not liked by many, and for good reason, but some of the stuff I'm seeing about him on social media is just reprehensible. If you're celebrating death, you may want to reconsider if you're really still on the left. Don't follow the fascist way. Don't get numb and cruel.
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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I think I'm on the verge of ignoring sports until the leagues stop looking like reflections of the corruption and rigged gambling of the 1%, and a certain county's administration. The entertainment is no longer a pastime- it's a money siphon and distraction. #NBA #FIFA #MLB #NHL #NFL #ETC
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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Instead of a dragon to celebrate home runs, the #BlueJays should, first of all, hit more of them, and second of all chug a mini bottle of maple syrup when they hit a homer. A stuffed dragon represents nothing but the dreams of a child.
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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
"MLB's collective bargaining agreement, which is set to expire in December, allows athletes to appear in advertisements or make personal appearances for casinos, racetracks, or sportsbook companies, so long as the ballplayers do not encourage betting on baseball." #MLB #WTF
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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
More thoughts on the #Knicks this morning: I think we just witnessed the blueprint for how to win a championship with class. Owner who dedicates it to the city. President proud of the players. Players showing love for the front office. MVP with absolute grace and humility. Team win with heart. 🧡🤍💙
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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Interesting #NBA fact: This is the first 8 year span in league history that 8 different teams have won the championship. It's a good time for parity. This last happened in the #NHL between 2004-2012, in the #MLB between 2014-2021, and the #NFL between 2009-2016.
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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
For those who ask "Why is there no straight pride?" 1. Make an advocacy group 2. Make a website 3. Declare your date(s) 4. Organize your celebration 5. Get your permits 6. Do your thing It's that simple. 7. Stop whining. #pride
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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Good News! He's going to commit suicide! 😊
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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Subvert launched last week. It has an excellent business model, and I encourage you to check it out! @subvertworld subvert.fm/johnny-eaton #Music #MusicPlatforms #Subvert
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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Hey #Ottawa folks! Have you heard of Greg Kelly's Tunes After Noon with Peter Rutherford? It's a wonderful open stage and songwriter series long-hosted by the late, great Greg Kelly, now hosted by Peter Rutherford. I'm the spotlight act on May 30th! I'd love to see you there if you can make it!
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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Does anyone else experience the term "war crime" as a redundancy? War is always a crime, under a shady guise of "well, murder is okay in this context". It's bullshit. It's murder. And a "just war" is an oxymoron. There can "just defense", but even that can go the way of Israel. #WarCrimes
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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Current Top 5 #BlueJays pitchers by bWAR: 1. Gausman 1.1 2. Varland 0.9 (likely 1.0 after tonight) 3. Cease 0.9 4. Rogers 0.7 (likely 0.8 now) 5. Corbin 0.4 Wild.
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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I can think of no better anthem for this Age of Corruption and Disgrace: youtu.be/IhQEBAl3Gpk?... #StandUpForYourRights #DoNotGoGentlyIntoThatGoodNight #Rage #RageAgainst #TheDyingOfTheLight
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Get Up Stand Up (Official Fan Video 'Legend 30th') - Bob Marley
YouTube video by Bob Marley
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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
#Epstein #WarCrimes #Genocide #InsiderTrading #Pedophilia #Rape #ConcentrationCamps #ICE #CoverUps #Insurrection #Fraud #Lies #Trump One of the most disgusting human beings, and reprehensible group of cronies, to ever mar this planet with their disgrace.
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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Don't get numb to the lies. Don't get numb to kidnappings. Don't get numb to rape. Don't get numb to pedophilia. Don't get numb to concentration camps. Don't get numb to genocide. Don't get numb to war crimes. REMEMBER your humanity. RECALL you decency. RESIST tyranny. youtu.be/qQU8HBzKpTU?...
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Why the Epstein Files Didn't Start a Revolution
YouTube video by uncivilized
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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
This person gets it. #Rights #Freedom
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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
#Trump talks about the illegal war with #Iran like most people who can't leave their partners talk about leaving their partners: "It's over." "It's practically over." "It'll be over tomorrow." "Okay, this time, I swear..."
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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Sending J.D. Vance to negotiate a #peace treaty is certainly a choice... 😂
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
🩸🩸🩸 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x POS convicted felon who incites political violence, adjudicated rapist & pedophile Trump did on J6 🩸🩸🩸 THIS IS WHAT AN INSURRECTION LOOKS LIKE ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I can't wait for the day that I no longer need to post this.
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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
It's the #BlueJays opener today, so naturally there was a great pitching performance, some timely hitting, great defense, and Jeff "should never be a closer because I hang at least one pitch an inning" Hoffman has blown a save. Gods I hope Ross Atkins finally learns the value of a closer this year.
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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I'm starting to believe that donald trump and his international richbros will bankrupt the entire world to make quick cash. #trump #richbros
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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I've been saving for retirement for a while, and recently I've begun to think, "What's the point?" Honestly, it feels like we're collectively fucking up so badly that our future doesn't feel worth investing in. Anyone got hope? Tell me I shouldn't just make another album on my own dime.
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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
It's time for the Democrats in the USA to start playing on the same field as the Republicans. They are going to cheat. You know they are. Stop taking the high road. The only way to win is to cheat better, and try to sustain your conscience afterward.
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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Every person in that regime is a tyrant, and has no excuses. The average American can plead gross ignorance when it comes to their vote and what put this regime in power, but these people *chose* to be part of something inconscionable. They know the consequences and will do anything to avoid them.
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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
They're using cute dogs to install East Germany. Be smarter than them.
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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Super Bowl Sunday is a lot like Christmas - it's a day in the year when a lot of people egage in ritual despite knowing very little about the meaning of events or caring about the history. #Superbowl
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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
"The 2nd Amendment is not for hunting, it is not for self protection. It is there to ensure that free people can defend themselves if God forbid government became tyrannical and turned against its citizens." - guess who #CharlieKirk #1984upisdown #hypocrisy
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Greg Olear @gregolear.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
🔥MINNESOTA MAN to @stoneskynews.bsky.social : “The mood is anger. We’re angry with our federal government for invading us for no good reason other than Trump wasn’t backed here— it’s a violent, brutal fascist administration. Trump’s a terrible bully. We’re defending this place against him.”
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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
My latest poem of mental purging, trying to find some rest despite the rage burning: www.facebook.com/share/p/1bTW...
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Breezy Babe @grrrin.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
This is a hard listen. Do not forget the Epstein files. The horror that is happening in the USA goes beyond ICE. It is systemic. It is the rich and powerful. It is beyond corrupt. It is evil. I don't use that word lightly. There are sick, evil people in power in the USA and beyond.
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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Why is #ICE there? No reason at all. None. It's Minnesota. The "domestic terror" is ICE. Use your eyes. It is obvious. If you are a human being with any conscience, you know this. Stay on the right side of history. You have a choice right now to be a Nazi or not. You have a choice.
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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
This is appropriate raw rage.
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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
For anyone who ever sat in history class and wondered how the German people let the Nazis take over and start terrorizing the nation, now you know. It happened just like this. That's what evil does- it creeps.
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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Don't be surprised when things get worse. Every day #Trump is in power, things get worse. Do everything you can to make things better. Forget about great- just make #America good again. Because right now, your government is the poster child for evil.
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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
On my beloved #BlueJays Discord server, I've been Bo-na Lisa-Kalefa for a long time. Today I finally accepted the truth and changed my name to "Vlad with the Pearl Earring". It was a good run. 🩵
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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
#Carney #Davos #Speech
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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I'm glad I left this despicable leeching platform when I did. You should too, as an artist AND as a fan. The company hates musicians and loves money. Period. There's no excuse to support it. None. #Spotify #SpotifySucks #LeaveSpotify
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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
There are terrible things happening in this world led by terrible people, and the Los Angeles Dodgers are ruining baseball. #MLB #parity
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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
A morning of sad, hard thoughts: www.facebook.com/share/p/189Q...
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Johnny Eaton @johnnyeaton.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
He Will Not Stop. So when will you begin? #Trump #Fascist #Dictator #Monster #Shadow #Ruin
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