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John Morris

@johnnycello.bsky.social
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i'm totally relaxed, chill
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
then they turned back once dead is how death works
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
long forgotten myth, if i can get up only once is a good night
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
everything they say, every issue(?) they complain about, is to distract you from billionaires ruining the world
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
they didn't have to read tale of two cities and discuss why it happened in grade 8
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
my dog would have finished all visible food in the 17 sec this video took
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
but we only sent the first part, cause we couldn't be bothered with the rest...
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
my cat was also 24 when she passed, just sitting in a tree, seemed a peaceful place to go
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
anything with powdered milk
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJJo...
youtube.com
On Fire (2015 Remaster)
YouTube video by Van Halen - Topic
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i got online screamed at on insta regret for suggesting that people were probably not eating cats and dogs(remember those days? life was simple then...)
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
girl i love you an all that but i need that 3000$ soon don't worry i'm a millionaire...
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Canada Goose stand off
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
you spin once and you kiss what you get, take it or leave it...
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
waiting to see who jumps ship first to save themselves in the primaries, "i'm not with stupid"
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
on my face instantly
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
go shick yourself you piece of fudge
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
can delete and rewrite after, believe me i've deleted many posts with hindsight, or post proofread
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
stop reposting his bullshit please
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
still lake ontario on canadas google maps
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
offically the cutest video i've seen on bsky since i joined
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
if a ram on a farm was humping all the young underdeveloped ewes, they would snip his balls off without hesitation
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i saw fake "undiscovered" berlin school lps from the 70s (?) complete with ai album covers and performance videos and comments saying how much they missed them, and it took them back to the "days" listening to them in a van... fake music, fake fans, fake view numbers too
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
maybe he won't, but someone will
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
boomer humour
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
alberta may take care of itself
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
many restaurant practices should be illegal
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i saw her many years ago with prince and she had a cymbal at head height that she kicked often
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
to enjoy nature and be oblivious to wrecking it for the next to enjoy
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
my dog used to run up to me with the ball then make a quick turn to fake me out
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
TVO is fantastic
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i buy korean tofu at the chinese food store, so maybe two steps away from an us product
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i won free tickets to see jays vs texas, and no amount of beer could make it tolerable
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
sits down on the evidence, whistles
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
jog jog ow jog jog ow
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
there's very small group of people with most of the wealth who the politicians work for
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
there's a very small amount of people with most of the world's money who are deeply sick
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
funny cause it's true soon
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
ps 2 still rules
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
all this shit is to delay the imminent arrival of the guillotine
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
your government is currently billionaire pedophiles
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
there are a hundred people who want this and they are the root of all evil,
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
is this how my apple charging cords go yellow and fray (on charge cord no7 now)
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Not advocating theft, but i could use a solar panel or two Unless they are made in the us
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i wonder if the ai progenators use bsky as a testing ground still not gullible enough
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
their sense of smell is 100's of times more sensitive than a humans my dog used to just look around like "who dealt that? don't look at me"
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
a dash of lemon may sting a bit
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
much of youtube is ai posts with ai comments
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
so much ai
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John Morris @johnnycello.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
and you should take care of your own internal problems, not let them spill over to innocent countries. we'll see what nov holds for the world
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