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From the grits to the gallows

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The Questionable Authority @questauthority.bsky.social · 9h
This is attempted murder.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 11/10/2026
Red River again, always, and forever the most chaotic rivalry in all of football
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JohnnyBet$ @johnnyburke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's October 10 at 7:33pm and Texas still sucks
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JohnnyBet$ @johnnyburke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Okay maybe I got the method of Mateer botching the play wrong but close enough
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JohnnyBet$ @johnnyburke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If Texas wants any shot a national championship, they have to throw this game. Don't ask me why, but just trust me. That's how the Red River flows.
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JohnnyBet$ @johnnyburke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Bold 4-0-7 defense there by Oklahoma
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JohnnyBet$ @johnnyburke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It was actually worse!
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JohnnyBet$ @johnnyburke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I can't wait for Mateer to launch a rocket over the head of an open receiver running a slant on 3rd and 4 leading to a punt and a Texas TD
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this is the Texas Defense vs. the Oklahoma Offense only somehow it's close????
the HYRDOGEN BOMB vs. COUGHING BABY meme
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JohnnyBet$ @johnnyburke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ben Arbuckle is committed to one thing and one thing only: Disrupting his offense's rhythm with a QB run when literally everything else is going well.
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JohnnyBet$ @johnnyburke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
John Mateer is so brutally bad I'm back on the side of firing the coaching staff because they don't have the balls to bench him
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JohnnyBet$ @johnnyburke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Deion Sanders caping up to limit how much players can be paid while he owes at least half of his earnings as a football coach to Travis Hunter
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JohnnyBet$ @johnnyburke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Football rules that don't make sense: A blocked punt doesn't function the same way as a muffed punt but the actions are the same. The receiving team touches the ball and doesn't maintain possession.
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JohnnyBet$ @johnnyburke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Woo boy they got these #NFL refs in their feelings about something!
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JohnnyBet$ @johnnyburke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Do you intend to look me in the eye and tell me Wisconsin won that football game
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JohnnyBet$ @johnnyburke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As bad as you think John Mateer is, his OC Ben Arbuckle somehow manages to out-shit-himself every week
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JohnnyBet$ @johnnyburke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The worst part of all of this is John Mateer wasting a prime year of Rocky Beers
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't think Mateer could have fumbled more perfectly in order to just hand the ball directly to Georgia this is a generational performance
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JohnnyBet$ @johnnyburke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I will now add if Venables has >=1 testicle he sends Arbuckle and Mateer back to Norman now and anything less is grounds for firing
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JohnnyBet$ @johnnyburke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If Venables has even a single testicle between his legs he has to order the benching of John Mateer. He looks scared to be on the field and he can't operate the option because he doesn't know how to hand it off.
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GLD Racing @gldracing.com · 26/09/2026
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JohnnyBet$ @johnnyburke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I built a full bot that runs through each card in Hong Kong because I wasn't wise enough at the time to just try to predict the odds instead 😂 A far wiser version of me is excited to launch the addition of the GLD Line to all handicapping products on GLD Racing 🏇
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JohnnyBet$ @johnnyburke.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As a lifelong Oklahoma fanatic, this brand of football is so ugly right now I'm remembering I can exercise free will and watch something else
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JohnnyBet$ @johnnyburke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bill kicking a FG on the 2-yard-line is peak 00s NFL brain
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JohnnyBet$ @johnnyburke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
UNC-Clemson is the game of the year
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JohnnyBet$ @johnnyburke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fuck Deion Sanders for selling out on behalf of a bill that gives the NCAA it's monopoly to keep the kids who are the product, the one he collects a check from, underpaid. It'll kill NIL for women's sports, funnel limited money to solely football, and stuff the white man's pockets. What a coward.
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JohnnyBet$ @johnnyburke.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Met a lot of jockeys in my day and they don't often smell the air at 6ft off the ground
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JohnnyBet$ @johnnyburke.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Really could've used CALIFORNIATOTALITY in the finale 😭
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JohnnyBet$ @johnnyburke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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JohnnyBet$ @johnnyburke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Alabama vs Kentucky goes hard in Spanish. Also learned that "Pick 6" is the term used in Spanish as well! They don't even translate it! Neat!
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JohnnyBet$ @johnnyburke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
As an Oklahoma fan, I've never rooted for Oklahoma State until this exact moment
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JohnnyBet$ @johnnyburke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If Venables doesn't dismiss Arbuckle today then he's too much of a coward to be a head coach and I'll never say this to his face because he will take all my youth
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JohnnyBet$ @johnnyburke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Guys, Mateer has been overthrowing bullets to wide open receivers since the day he put on the Oklahoma uniform. There is no hot take. He was bad last year and everyone said it was just the injury. The OC is abysmal and this combo with the QB doesn't work in the big boy leagues.
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JohnnyBet$ @johnnyburke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I think the problem is that Ben Arbuckle doesn't know how to navigate out of the coach's suggested plays menu
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JohnnyBet$ @johnnyburke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hey, it's not the fans fault that you guys all drank the John Mateer kool aid again this off-season.
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JohnnyBet$ @johnnyburke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Why is Arbuckle so scared of throwing the ball down field? Mateer missed some early throws but has settled in, yet the offense for Oklahoma is still being called like they have an injured QB
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JohnnyBet$ @johnnyburke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is that same old Arbuckle offense creeping back in.
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JohnnyBet$ @johnnyburke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Michigan is coming off one of the most embarrassing weeks in program history, spent a week being ridiculed, and gets a #11 big brand program at home. If Oklahoma is tied at halftime I think they win by 2+ scores
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JohnnyBet$ @johnnyburke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Kip Lewis left injured last week too, hope he's good for the season and they play this smart
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JohnnyBet$ @johnnyburke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Can I get a hold on Michigan on the outside?
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JohnnyBet$ @johnnyburke.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That was a well rested pass right there
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JohnnyBet$ @johnnyburke.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Luke Kuechly is outrageously bad at this
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JohnnyBet$ @johnnyburke.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The Wisconsin defenders stumbling over each other in three's is the inner sickness of the last few years bubbling back to the surface like the Hulk when he's trying to keep it under control but buddy you can't control that.
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JohnnyBet$ @johnnyburke.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Catch of the year crown it
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JohnnyBet$ @johnnyburke.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Rocky Beers you beautiful son of a bitch
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 05/09/2026
Every time Rocky Beers scores a touchdown, the mountains on a Coors Light can turn blue.
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JohnnyBet$ @johnnyburke.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Don't let the shiny gold helmets of Colorado distract you from Rutgers being down 20 to UMass
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JohnnyBet$ @johnnyburke.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Glow On hit from the first note Time & Space felt a little bit forced Nonstop Feeling took a few listens but shines now Step 2 Rhythm and Pressure To Succeed were instant hardcore scene bangers Never Enough didn't wow me on first listen, but GOD DAMN has it become an all-time favorite of mine
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JohnnyBet$ @johnnyburke.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If you're in the market for that good country music that isn't red coded bullshit but doesn't sacrifice an ounce of quality, it's Dan Spencer. It's the kind of thing those who grew up on old country but hate Republicans will love immensely. #MusicSky open.spotify.com/track/7zacPd...
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Coffee Shop Cowboy Blues
Dan Spencer · Bursting With Country-Fresh Flavor · Song · 2022
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JohnnyBet$ @johnnyburke.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Getting fired and having crippling anxiety about my future made for the perfect opportunity to get into #RaspberryPi especially at an all time price high. Anyway, running a home media server and pi hole and looking for more nonsense to get into!
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