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J.B.

@johnnybskol.bsky.social
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Author of a Dad Jokes book & baseball novel.Co-host of the 3 Blind Vikes podcast. Long-suffering Vikings fan. Disney lover. Dad of two. Forever a dork.

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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Just checking in. It's been a while. What's good, BlueSky peeps?
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
It's not McDonald's, but it works. Sausage, egg, & queso on an English muffin with some crispy potatoes & my @JoffreysCoffee. What are you having?
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Our dog passed away in February. He was with me for 11 1/2 years. After seven months, we decided it was time to fill the hole in our hearts. Please say hello to Vik-Thor.
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do & that often involves a list from his significant other.
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Queso is not just for nachos & other amazing Mexican foods. It goes very well on a hot sausage & egg wheat bagel breakfast sandwich.
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
It's easy to make a good breakfast sandwich when you have access to fantastic ingredients. #JBsBreakfastNook
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
It was at this point Harry realized he had grown too tall for the Invisibility Cloak to be truly effective.
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Ah, Saturday! #JBsBreakfastNook
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Parental tip: when you tell a child that something needs to be done & they respond, "I know," that does not mean they are taking care of that thing you asked him or her to do.
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Perfectly made bagel Hot breakfast sausage Two eggs fresh from the farm Queso blanco Joffrey's Hollywood Brown Derby coffee How are you starting your weekend? #JBsBreakfastNook
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Today ends a Walt Disney World era. I will always hold this attraction close to my heart. My greatest memory is how much my daughters enjoyed how much I loved it. It was dad humor at its best. I always wanted to see the full preshow, too. Thanks, Muppetvision 3-D. I'll miss you.
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a crowd of people watching a 3d disney studios show
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Culinary tip: Stop toasting your bagels. Get a small iron skillet & put a pat of butter in it. When the butter melts, put in your bagel & swirl it in the butter. In a minute or two, you will have a bagel with evenly distributed melted butter seeping into it. You are welcome.
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Today, we have a treat. Leftover prime rib, egg, & jalapeño queso on a perfect sesame seed bagel. An exceptional Saturday morning. #JBsBreakfastNook
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Join us tomorrow night for another episode of 'Questionable Choices.' This week we talk about obscure world records and the timing of wedding proposals. We love when you stop in to chat with us. See you at 9PM Eastern (6 PM West Coast & 8 PM Central). www.youtube.com/live/_uF9PgD...
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Questionable Choices - Episode 4 (Records and Proposals)
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Bread: Bolillo Roll Meat: Hot sausage Eggs: Two small fresh from the farm Cheese: Beer cheese spread left from last night's jumbo soft pretzel Beverage: Joffrey's Beauty & the Beast blend #JBsBreakfastNook
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Eggs: two small fresh from the farm Meat: hot breakfast sausage Cheese: cheddar Bagel: French Toast The bagel actually works well. There's a nice carmelization that gives it a sweet/savory combination. #JBsBreakfastNook
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Did you miss "Questionable Choices" last night? Not to worry. The link is below. Last night we talked about a woman's who was done taking 💩from another driver, a man who may have overspent on an office refurb, and bad movie sequels. Check us out. www.youtube.com/live/VXAavjk...
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Questionable Choices - Episode 2: Road Rage to Level 2
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
New episode of "Questionable Choices" tonight. We'll talk about some Level 2 road rage & a shady living space. Come join us at 9 PM Eastern (6 PM Pacific & 8 PM Central) for some live chat. See you then. www.youtube.com/live/VXAavjk...
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Questionable Choices - Episode 2: Road Rage to Level 2
This week, J.B. & Dom talk about extreme road rage, going off the rails, and whatever else comes to mind. Stop by and check out the live show.
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
*Sesame bagel (for texture) *Farm fresh egg (much better than store bought) *Queso cheese (game changer) *Spicy sausage *A Joffrey's Beauty & the Beast coffee #JBsBreakfastNook
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Just about three hours until our first show.
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Our inaugural episode of "Questionable Choices" is tomorrow. The topic is ways that restaurants trick patrons. Join us at 9 PM Easters (8 PM Central and 6 PM Pacific). Audience interaction will drive the show. Hope to see you there. www.youtube.com/live/ZM9US1y...
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Questionable Choices - Our 1st Episode
My brother Dom & I will take a wild or interesting news story we find on the internet and will chat about it. We also have the "Mystery Question of the Week," where we ask each other a question that n...
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Today from #JBsBreakfastNook we have a breakfast sub. A delicious sub roll, queso cheese, farm fresh eggs with crushed pepper, & bacon. What are you having?
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Whoever owns this must dominate in Minecraft.
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Dee Knight @gaiamoon22.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Sitting outside this pastry shop whilst @johnnybskol.bsky.social is picking up an order for Nana and Poppies Easter dinner, and people are lined up down the street. Good thing we got here when we did. Their desserts and pastries are devine!!
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Just imagine a marketing campaign for this. "Hey, how about a Quiky?" "Feeling hot? Grab yourself a Quiky." So many inappropriate opportunities.
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
In a couple of weeks, I will be partnering with my brother on a new podcast titled, "Questionable Choices." We hope to find a crazy news story to talk about each week & will also ask each other a random question revealed on the spot. We hope you will join us once we go live.
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Keys to this sandwich: 1. Perfectly-made bagel 2. Spicy sausage 3. Farm fresh egg, not store bought 4. Queso cheese What are you having? #JBsBreakfastNook
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Of all meals, breakfast produces the best aromas. Discuss.
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
My 1st time in 12 years that I have nothing to celebrate on #NationalPetDay. If you have furry family members, give them some extra love today. They deserve it.
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
The Western NY to U.S. weather conversion chart: Jan = Jan Feb = Feb Mar = Feb Apr = Nov May = Apr June = May July = July Aug = Sept Sept = Sept Oct = Nov Nov = Dec Dec = Jan You are welcome.
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Made today for a very special person. Peppermint pattie Jalapeño cheddar Twix In turn, the humane society got some help, too. Thank you to this amazing person.
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I always feel guilty when I spend money on myself, but I had to have this for our summer vacation.
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Thoughts on Angel Reese: *She has no outside shot. *She finishes poorly at the rim. *She is easily ruffled. *She tends to go off without thinking about what she says. Honestly, she may be one #WNBA player who is currently overpaid.
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
George Thorogood had a weird dream where he was at dinner with former college football Coach Meyer, Ewan McGregor, and Vincent van Gough. Yep, one Urban, one Scot, one ear.
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Straight-from-the farm peppered eggs, spicy breakfast sausage, & beer cheese on a Ciabatta What are you having for breakfast this morning? #JBsBreakfastNook
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Question for my flavored popcorn people: How much would you pay for a 6-quart popped batch of something like this? Would you pay shipping costs to get it? I'm trying to figure out if doing this to help raise some money for good causes is worth it. Thank you.
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
We love coffee & love to support small businesses. This is very good coffee from Minneapolis, MN. I highly recommend it. #CoffeeWomple
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
If you immediately think of 'Fred Claus' when you hear this song, we can be friends.
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
The #WNBA new CBA has my interest. As an accountant, I would love to dig into the league's finances to see what works best for the players & the league. It's hard to pay salaries without strong revenues. It seems like the WNBA is generating revenues, but are they enough?
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Let's do some good. If anyone wants some homemade flavored popcorn, here are 'Da Rules': 1. You pick a flavor. 2. You pay for ingredients & shipping. 3. You also make a $5 minimum donation to a charity of your choice. 4. I make & ship it. #MakingADifferenceOneKernelAtTime
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Baseball season is here. Let's pick our all-fictional baseball movie character lineup. I'll start: C-Jack Parkman 1B-Jack Elliott 2B-Marla Hooch SS-Benny Rodriguez 3B-Billy Anderson LF-Roy Hobbs CF-Willie Hayes RF-Pedro Cerrano DH-Max Dubois SP-Steve Nebraska CL-Rick Vaughn
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Hot sausage, a farm-fresh egg (not store bought), & jalapeno queso on Italian bread toast. Queso has changed the breakfast sandwich game for me. #JBsBreakfastNook
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I got this today from a friend who had it done. It's a beautiful rendering of Pep. 💜💛
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Luke Braun @lukebraunnfl.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
GOING LIVE TO TALK ABOUT RONDALE MOORE AND COMP PICK SHENANIGANS TAP IN youtube.com/live/_VhrQHO...
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CONFIRMED: J.J. McCarthy Will Be QB1
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Twix bar popcorn for tomorrow's potluck at work. This is what they asked for. I am happy to oblige. It's cool making something that people actually enjoy.
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I was a bit nervous when I was boarding the plane, but when I saw that the Black-Eyed Peas were also on it, I knew that it would be a good, good flight. #SaturdayFunnies
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Hot sausage, an egg (lucky double yolk), & jalapeño queso spread like cream cheese on a perfect sesame seed bagel. Saturday is off to a delicious start. #JBsBreakfastNook
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Picked this up today. Oversized chocolate chip cookie sandwich. Cookies are really thick. 😋
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Someone who takes your breath away is cool & all, but the one who breathes life into you is the one who is truly special. #ThursdayThoughts
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J.B. @johnnybskol.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
What if every awards show only allowed winners 60 seconds for their speeches & after their time was up, a trap door opened & they rode a slide lubricated with cooking oil into a three-foot pool filled with Mountain Dew Baja Blast? I might watch for that.
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