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Johnny Bramblethorn

@johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social
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Jack of all trades, Musician, Cook, Gardner, TTRPG player, Book lover, & ally. DMs ok only if they run a good game. If you don't get the DM joke, don't DM me.

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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 10h
Hold the tip of your tongue between your fingers and say it.
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 14h
If Russia is still attacking Ukraine, they haven't gone far enough.
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 19h
Also, feminism is Punk Rock as fuck.
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 22h
I generally try not appearance shame. However, they did that to themselves. My God, they could haunt houses. Their faces could make a train take a dirt road.
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They were alive when they went in too.
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That's what I'm thinking too. No orange either. We should eat food imported from Canada, Mexico, Ukraine, Palestine, and any other country he's fucked with.
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What will we call this holiday? Shall we declare it National Woke day? Democracy day?
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
youtu.be/69fPof-ZTnU?...
youtu.be
Billy Squier - The Stroke
YouTube video by Official Billy Squier
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I've disowned family for simply tolerating racism. If someone was doing that shit under my roof they'd be finding some place else to live.
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
share.google/CCjCEQNbUGX4...
share.google
Filter - Hey Man, Nice Shot (Official HD Music Video)
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Frozen Frankenweeni. I thought about using Dirty Harry, but that might be going too far.
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels Of Mice and Men.
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
First rule of Bruno club . . .
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I did as a kid.
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That's not how they taught CPR in the class I took.
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Make no mistake, if they live stream that, kids will end up seeing it.
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Here's what pisses me off most: kids will end up watching that.
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don't think they even meet the minimum qualifications for mediocrity.
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That's not her. Dell replaced her with a creepy AI bot. Notice how its movements are a little jerky and the eyes track weird?
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Holy uncanny valley. That thing almost looks like a real person, but something in the eyes is just wrong . . .
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When they go low, we bring our Docs down. . .
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Any film or TV show that depicts a highschool classroom with like 12 kids in it.
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Would you rather have a unicorn horn on your head or a horse tail on your butt?
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't have an apron, but I have a massive cookbook collection.
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The voting machines would be nearly impossible to hack. They don't have the hardware for wireless connection, so to tamper with one you have to be physically present. There are thousands of them. So, not likely.
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kat may have lost a battle, but she's still fighting the war.
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes, then they'll start lying about how terrible it is with Dems in charge.
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A lot of it stems from abandoning using phoenix to teach kids to read in favor of whole language and balanced literacy. We use a phonetic alphabet, so why we ever thought not using phoenix was a good strategy I'll never understand.
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes.
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Voting machines don't have the hardware needed for wireless connection. Each machine would have to be accessed separately and there are thousands of them.
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What's not difficult?
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think this might be the work around I've been looking for. I have a lot of different Cypher books and not all of the old content is available on the new Character Builder. I'm hoping/guessing I can manually add some or all of the old content.
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So, I thought I'd try an online word game with my students. So, yeah this was not good in a room full of teenagers.
Screen shot of an online word game.
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My thoughts are that they managed to use social media to convince a lot of people not to vote, which impacted the results. I doubt they managed an actual computer based hack.
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thank you. I'm familiar with the old slur, but I hadn't made the connection.
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In the bedroom, the mighty bedroom, John Wayne sleeps tonight. In the kitchen, the silent kitchen, Lorena grabs a knife. A-weeni-whack A-weeni-whack A-weeni-whack A-weeni-whack
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I work with teenagers. You are spot on.
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
May she walk out of the courtroom victorious and carrying a sack'o nuts.
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Sesame Street The Count
ALT: Sesame Street The Count
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A lot of places are already like that in California.
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Tank Girl
ALT: Tank Girl
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cool! I need to check that out. I've been building a nonlinear narrative engine based on Cypher since May.
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Statistics favor women being cautious. It doesn't matter if it's not all men. It's enough men that common sense would be to assume any man might not be safe.
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Didn't they appear on CSI Miami too?
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ken Paxton's sounds like, "I didn't totally shit my pants, I only shit them a little."
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So, about this cookbook?
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I bet that picture is actually a bunch of tourists. The right often uses pictures out of context to push their lies.
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was wondering the same thing. I clicked the link but it didn't explicitly state it was Cypher based.
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I need to Photoshop JD's face on this.
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Johnny Bramblethorn @johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm thinking a Tank Girl level response.
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