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John Holland

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Dutch by name but not by nature

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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I can't believe they didn't argue that the polling wasn't for 'the party' as Reform UK is actually a Private Limited Company and not a political party at all.
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Roll Safe: Feel Me, Think About It Meme
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have heard more credible ideas in the past.
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Austin Powers: Dr. Evil's Laser Sharks
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is this the guy from Mid-Atlantic News?
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rodri - "What we did, they cannot take out of us...It's something that is not paid by money". No my friend, it actually involved the large payments of ill gotten money. Ironically he may have never joined the club without those funds.
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tears of a clown
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is a point that is both: - generally too technical for most of the public to understand; and - easily confused by those who want to label asylum seekers as 'illegal' immigrants. The govt would do well to explain the distinction between asylum seeker and illegal immigrant more clearly.
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Also "Love thy neighbour...and fire them a low ball offer when they're stuck in negative equity and are desperate to move".
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Ben Stiller as White Goodman in Dodgeball
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You know...the people who have accidentally become the manifestation of Ben Stiller in Dodgeball... "I earned this body, and I built this temple with nothing more than some elbow grease, and a little can-do attitude... and yes, a large inheritence from my father, Earl Goodman"
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I suppose it makes a change from the usual success story which involves the foolproof method of 'living at home and saving for a deposit whilst paying absolutely no rent'.
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Is that a Black Velvet he's drinking?
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oh Jeremy Kyle is there! Is he conducting lie detector tests on Reform politicians or does he only do that to the most vulnerable cohorts of society?
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yeah but they're first, sorry..no second, sorry no.... third in the polls. Actually perhaps you've got a point.
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Not just breaking any law, its breaking laws which protect our democracy from foreign interference.
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It's very cleary a co-ordinated campaign of misinformation and it is amazing the amount of people who will believe it (though they were happy to believe the official stats when claims for asylum were much higher).
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
There seems to be some bizarre misinformation sweeping through the dark corners of social media. 1. That the Home Office counts boats and not people crossing (so bigger boats means lower numbers) 2. The government are now flying asylum seekers in by plane under the cover of night.
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Count Binface did no such thing!
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
She was a regular on the society scene for yaaaaaaaars.
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Cerulean BonMarché
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Now now Lewis. Britain gave the world the digestive biscuit, and more importantly, the chocolate digestive. That's a serious country by anyone's standards.
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Protect Our Care @protectourcare.org · 25/08/2026
Trump supporter: I’m totally against vaccines. Absolutely, 100%. Every single one of them. They’re poison. Jason Selvig: What about Polio vaccine? Trump supporter: There hasn’t been a case of Polio in how many years, since 1960? Jason Selvig: Since the vaccine… Trump supporter: Yeah
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This is a disgrace! Since when did they start allowing people into nightclubs wearing t-shirts.
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I'm not sure that's a secret.
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I really hope 'Pub bore boomer guy' catches on.
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Could he defect back to the Tories offering some obviously fanciful explanation for the Reform blunder? Like he had been possessed by an alien body snatcher or that there was a credible threat to his safety confirmed by Essex Police.
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Is that a quote from Nigel Farage?
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
There have been questions as to whether Arday was truthful in saying that he didn't learn to read or write until age 18. However, I could believe that true of Goodwin given some of his academic outputs.
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This reminds me of the time that Gargamel was offered a post on the Smurfs' neighbourhood watch committee.
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Gargamel Chasing The Smurfs
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I would say the basic problem is that cricket, of all sports, doesn't need another format.
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Bills seem to be split equally but not equitably. If you're a sig lower earner than your partner and you are paying the same amount towards bills then that's a bad deal. You will be paying a much greater proportion of your salary towards the cost of living.
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I still think he speaks a lot of sense but he also must realise that putting something like the above out to his networks unjustifiably and disproportionately increases pressure on the PM. The original post was not in response to concrete news, just whispers that Wes Streeting was planning a coup.
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This you James?
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
....but did the electorate get to consider some Argentinian footballers waving a bedsheet around? Who's to say that wouldn't have swayed the vote.
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If that match taught us anything, it's that Danny Murphy should never be allowed on co-comms ever again. I'm sorry if that upsets fans of his estranged cat Bob.
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Southgate got to two finals. Tuchel's contribution to the England team is poor squad selection and playing a back 5. Hardly world beating. Hopefully he's not around for Euro 2028.
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Michael Olise or Antoine Semenyo to come in on the right wing for me. Possibly in a 4-2-5-1 formation.
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Potentially unpopular opinion. Spain have been waaaay overhyped at this World Cup. They have played 3 of the worse teams in the tournament (in Uruguay, Saudi Arabia and Austria) and struggled to breakdown Cape Verde and Portugal. Just an average side with a very favourable draw.
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Here's an idea. If you don't want to be accused of islamaphobia, don't say islamaphobic things. 🤷‍♂️
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Is there a more anti-establishment figure than Count Binface? Farage is close to becoming the baddie in his own soap opera.
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I remember when you used to get near enough €1.5 for every £1. Now look at the exchange rate. English clubs are going to struggle in that market.
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Are we forgetting about Paul Chuckle? Or did he pass the baton onto Mr Harland, in the required style....To me, to you.
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
It's not his budget, it's the UK's budget. And Burnham (and a lot of others) will have to learn quickly that changing PM doesn't result in more money.
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
....and when this is put to him by a real person who is likely impacted by the policy (on BBCQT or the like) he'll become completely non committal. Reform do it all the time. Talk big at the population level but no answer when it comes to individual nuance.
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
He must be mistaken with his assessment. Diop Tehuti Djed-Hotep Spence - Beautiful British Name.
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Is this the same as the media driven pressure you were part of to get Starmer to resign. Or is that pressure acceptable?
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
In this age of microscopic media scrutiny, I don't think there can be a future PM who won't be described as incompetent. The fact is that the vast majority of the people who reach No.10 (Johnson and Truss aside) are highly competent individuals. You're kidding yourself if you think otherwise.
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I'll save people the effort. She has worked hard but benefits from living with her parents and only paying £200p/m in rent.
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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Alan Partridge Shrugs 'I Don't Know'
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OptaJoe @optajoe.com · 30/05/2026
24.7% - Arsenal’s possession average (24.7%) was the lowest by a team in a UEFA Champions League final on record (since 2003-04), as well as their lowest in any match under Mikel Arteta where they had 11 men on the pitch throughout. Reactive.
Mikel Arteta looks on after his Arsenal side fall to shootout defeat to PSG.
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John Holland @johnnetherlands.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Winning the Champions League ain't Eze.
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