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John Moxin

@johnmoxin.bsky.social
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Stagehand, voracious reader, enthusiastic skeptic, currently broken and awaiting replacement parts. Usually wrong.

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John Moxin @johnmoxin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Pierre, some Polysporin will take care of that rash. No need to stand like that just to keep your balls from touching your thighs.
Pierrepont Pollievre shaking hands with a young fellow in a white shirt and tie, PP in in a blue suit with a white shirt, no tie. PP's stance is odd – his feet are much further apart than normal, much wider than a regular human would have them. Imagine he's on a ship, there's a nasty storm, the wind is howling, and the waves are taller than the ship. Now, imagine he's on the foredeck, taking a selfie. This is the stance he'd take.
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John Moxin @johnmoxin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This is a grotesque generalisation of one of the very few professions struggling to keep what's left of our democracy and civil society alive. Also goddamn ghoulish.
A skeet that reads: "Journalists want demonstrations of their power and their correctness, the target of a story killing themselves is seen as material evidence they were right, it brings them pleasure and a sense of accomplishment, they are happy to kill as a member of a mob, you'll die waiting for their remorse"
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John Moxin @johnmoxin.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It's lily season!
A white lily up close. Three yellow lilies up close. A whole bunch of pink lilies up close.
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John Moxin @johnmoxin.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
@mikeklassen.bsky.social
A screenshot of Justin McElroy reminding himself to make ask Vancouver city councillor Mike Klassen what part of Justin's reporting is "moronic".
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John Moxin @johnmoxin.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
My god. This is a photo of Max Planck, one of the smartest phyisists that ever lived. He looks the exact opposite.
Max Plank, looking like a well-dressed village idiot.
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John Moxin @johnmoxin.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Her majesty in repose. I was vacuuming, hence the ottoman on the couch.Actual high energy, full throttle display from our 19 yeal old Fred.A good example of her lion cut.
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John Moxin @johnmoxin.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
@brooklynmarie.bsky.social It is so weird to post this stuff.
The Gimp Room. Fred's box, our drainpipe and a picture on the wall, squatting cat height.Fred's perspective while pondering life.The artwork in question.
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John Moxin @johnmoxin.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
@brooklynmarie.bsky.social Your email will explain all.
Katherine Hepburn, wearing a straw hat,a blue cotton shirt, and gardening gloves, holding a bouquet of yellow flowers. She is smiling, and standing next to a handpainted sign that reads "PLEASE GO AWAY" in yellow paint. Below that is a printed sign that reads, "KEEP OUT."
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John Moxin @johnmoxin.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Everybody knows that whenever June starts on a Monday, it's automatically Goat Curry Day.
A wok full of a red curry, on an induction countertop, with a hideous black and white tile backsplash that is the first thing gone when we renovate, a recipe for said curry stuck with a washer-shaped magnet to an almost equally hideous vent hood that will be the second thing gone during renovations. I've never made this before, and I'm curious if it'll end up inedibly hot. The dish is called, "Karahi Gosht."
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John Moxin @johnmoxin.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
A sign in a window declaring 0% interest.
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John Moxin @johnmoxin.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Famous topics in art history: Hercules attempting to give his cat a pill.

Various sculptures of Hercules wrestling a lion.
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John Moxin @johnmoxin.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
From the CBC:
While the last Liberal government essentially slammed the door shut on an oil pipeline to the region, Carney is open to considering such a project if Alberta, as the proponent, conducts the necessary Indigenous consultation and negotiates with the BC government, among other conditions, the official said.
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John Moxin @johnmoxin.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Use this. Save money, know what you're getting: lifemd.com/learn/how-to...
A Mara Wilson text about counterfeit electrolyte powders, some of which lie about the sodium in them, which can have major health consequences.
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John Moxin @johnmoxin.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
This is why I quit following her. This is still mocking folks with disabilities, even if it's dressed in smug superiority.
Ms Betty Bowers posting embarrassing photos of Trump, one of him mocking a reporter with a disability, paired with one suggestive of Trump himself having the same disability. She has written above it, "Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?"
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John Moxin @johnmoxin.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Today I learned my local crows will hang out in exchange for a few bites of banana. It's good to share.
A juvenile black crow guarding its small piece of banana. It was really rather friendly.
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John Moxin @johnmoxin.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Celebrating Victoria Day in the appropriate fashion. She even wore black.
18 year old Fred curled up as small as she can be on my bed. Fred is a black domestic shorthair cat, and because the old gal don't give a damn about grooming herself any more, she's got what her vet refers to as a "lion shave."
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John Moxin @johnmoxin.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Not "fait de complete."
A correction for the French phrase "fait accompli."
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John Moxin @johnmoxin.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Oh, do please fuck right off.
Sexy maybe warrior lady with flaming sword pushing some kind of bullshit Aliens Among Us stuff. The Psylight Zone, they call themselves.
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John Moxin @johnmoxin.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Folks, use alt text, and for goodness sake, credit the model or photographer or creator otherwise, you're just stealing.
A photo of someone who looks like the "V for Vendetta" mask, with no image credit. It has this text above it: "Folks, use alt text, and for goodness sake, credit the model or photographer or creator otherwise, you're just stealing."
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John Moxin @johnmoxin.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Danzig looks as if Sigourney Weaver transitioned and lifted weights.
Glenn Danzig looking angrily at the camera. Long black hair, black shirt, metalwork wall behind him.
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John Moxin @johnmoxin.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Nosferatu, altered with a thumbs up sign, to Yrsferatu.
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John Moxin @johnmoxin.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
@debcha.bsky.social Your book has made it all the way to snowy, dark (and occasionally pungent) Prince George BC. One chapter in, and I already think it's terrific.
Deb Chachra's book, "How Infrastructure Works," on a light brown seat cushion.
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John Moxin @johnmoxin.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Who the hell calls their dog an "it"? Twice! C'mon, bots, do better.
White, medium sized dog asleep on a white duvet. Accompanying text reads: "It sleeps soundly and I read a book beside it. The world is so simple and so beautiful."
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John Moxin @johnmoxin.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Block this abuser. Created a "rape list," and when caught, said "it's just a joke."
Screen shot of @faggotjackass.bsky.social . I am asking people to report and block their account.
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John Moxin @johnmoxin.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Sweet jeebus avoid the misery: block Michelle Rempel Garner.
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John Moxin @johnmoxin.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
It's because whenever they're the opening act, they go, like, half an hour over. And drink all the beer.
Church sign that says, "You shall not follow abominations."
From the Prince George Seventh Day Adventist Church.
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John Moxin @johnmoxin.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
@ljabouttown.bsky.social All right. You told me to buy your book: I bought your book. I will get home, start dinner, put on some tea, and start reading. I await surprise and delight. Thanks.
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John Moxin @johnmoxin.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
An actual pamphlet at my hospital. Imagine your agent calling, saying they finally got you a gig.
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John Moxin @johnmoxin.bsky.social · 23/06/2024
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John Moxin @johnmoxin.bsky.social · 06/04/2024
Estwing hammer. The Platonic Ideal of a hammer. It hammers, and it will be bequeathed to generations centuries from now.
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John Moxin @johnmoxin.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
Poor, sad Mike Johnson. These are the stock phrases of an utterly defeated Speaker.
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John Moxin @johnmoxin.bsky.social · 25/11/2023
Why in the world are bike races divided by gender? I was a pretty good distance rider, regularly got smoked by mid-ranked women. Stupid shit.
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