johnmoranski.bsky.social @johnmoranski.bsky.social · 08/10/2026They built a college football stadium catering to people who don’t care about college football. 000
johnmoranski.bsky.social @johnmoranski.bsky.social · 25/09/2026They don’t have to. The Ravens will slow it down themselves. 000
johnmoranski.bsky.social @johnmoranski.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Now the lord can make you tumble, And the lord can make you turn, And the lord can make you overflow, But the lord can’t make you burn. Burn on, big river, burn on. 011
johnmoranski.bsky.social @johnmoranski.bsky.social · 15/09/2026More time for “comedy” sketches and taped segments. 020
johnmoranski.bsky.social @johnmoranski.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Occasional Olfactory Overload Syndrome. 000
johnmoranski.bsky.social @johnmoranski.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Please tell Tony happy birthday from an old Giftie. His idea for a Bilbo Baggins birthday party was a topic of discussion Thursday. He and his work at the GPGC are well remembered. His “Tempest,” performed by 14 year olds, is still one of the best shows I’ve ever seen. 010
johnmoranski.bsky.social @johnmoranski.bsky.social · 15/07/2026So people complained when home field advantage was at stake because the All-Star game was just an exhibition. Now people are complaining because the game is being viewed by the players as just an exhibition. The gist—people like to complain. 000
johnmoranski.bsky.social @johnmoranski.bsky.social · 07/07/2026So is 2-0 the soccer equivalent of 28-3 in American football? Or is that just in Atlanta? 000
johnmoranski.bsky.social @johnmoranski.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Just a guess, but they may be Rough Rider reinactors—faux charging up make believe San Juan Hill. 100
johnmoranski.bsky.social @johnmoranski.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Are you sure this isn’t a deep fake? 000
johnmoranski.bsky.social @johnmoranski.bsky.social · 24/04/2026No comma under any circumstances. You could, if you wanted to make this two distinct thoughts, put a semi-colon or, more forcefully, a period. 000
johnmoranski.bsky.social @johnmoranski.bsky.social · 26/03/2026I think if you swap out Somalia for Maralago, you’re much closer to the truth. 000
johnmoranski.bsky.social @johnmoranski.bsky.social · 13/03/2026No offensive fouls when you’re driving to the right on the WVB court. 010
johnmoranski.bsky.social @johnmoranski.bsky.social · 13/03/2026So if they’ve been “planning” for this for eons, why did they decommission all of the US minesweepers in the region and send them to be scrapped? 000
johnmoranski.bsky.social @johnmoranski.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Chuck just isn’t a wartime consigliere. 000
johnmoranski.bsky.social @johnmoranski.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Operation Now We’re At War So I Can Put Protesters in Prison. 010
johnmoranski.bsky.social @johnmoranski.bsky.social · 17/02/2026The idea is his life. Bob’s a film bro who’s just learned that his late Uncle Max has left him $30k. There’s just one stipulation he has to write, shoot, and finish a movie in six weeks. There are too many problems to count, but the main one is this, Bob has no ideas for the film. The solution—AI. 120
johnmoranski.bsky.social @johnmoranski.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Idk, maybe “His strip chronicling the life of a corporate cubicle dweller was . . .” 000
johnmoranski.bsky.social @johnmoranski.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Could be Ed Orgeron’s long lost cousin. 000
johnmoranski.bsky.social @johnmoranski.bsky.social · 17/10/2025The Adventures of Milo and Opus—the story of a young cat and a Catholic acolyte who become separated and find themselves in distinct journeys, Milo on a dangerous adventure through the forest, and Opus on a harrowing trek to the far right wing of Roman Catholicism. 021
johnmoranski.bsky.social @johnmoranski.bsky.social · 14/10/2025But this is the angle all of the people who bow down and kiss his feet see. 010
johnmoranski.bsky.social @johnmoranski.bsky.social · 05/10/2025According to the pitch chart on MLB, only one of the pitches in the at bat was in the strike zone, and it was called a strike. 040
johnmoranski.bsky.social @johnmoranski.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Kind of ironic that all she did as a race car driver was turn left. 000
johnmoranski.bsky.social @johnmoranski.bsky.social · 28/08/2025They’ll suffer anything not to be woke. 010
johnmoranski.bsky.social @johnmoranski.bsky.social · 27/08/2025I scanned this quickly and thought you said enraged couple. That sure would have been a quick escalation. 000
johnmoranski.bsky.social @johnmoranski.bsky.social · 25/08/2025I saw this production on PBS when I was in high school. It was fantastic. So lively. 000
johnmoranski.bsky.social @johnmoranski.bsky.social · 13/04/2025The true story of Samuel Beckett and Andre the Giant, according to Snopes: www.snopes.com/fact-check/a...snopes.comDid Samuel Beckett Drive a Young André the Giant to School?A legend about the iconic wrestler has a significant grain of truth to it but has been embellished over the years. 000
johnmoranski.bsky.social @johnmoranski.bsky.social · 15/03/2025You can rephrase this—90% of gamblers die before their big payout. 000
johnmoranski.bsky.social @johnmoranski.bsky.social · 14/03/2025They’re just trying to bring themselves up to the Mavericks’ level of idiocy. 000
johnmoranski.bsky.social @johnmoranski.bsky.social · 12/03/2025At least you know that coming from a Christian university, he’s quoting the New Testament accurately . . . Oops. 000
johnmoranski.bsky.social @johnmoranski.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Just one note, Zach. You say in the article that Paul George is the next active player who should pass Miller on the list. But LeBron is only 18 behind Miller, according to the list in the article. Depending on health, LeBron should pass Reggie before the end of this season. 000
johnmoranski.bsky.social @johnmoranski.bsky.social · 22/01/2025www.facebook.com/reel/1413454...facebook.com986K views · 29K reactions | Mike’s enjoying this snowy day in Visit Baton Rouge! ❄️🐅 | Explore LouisianaMike’s enjoying this snowy day in Visit Baton Rouge! ❄️🐅. 000
johnmoranski.bsky.social @johnmoranski.bsky.social · 22/01/2025It’s my second favorite Robin Hood movie behind the fantastic Errol Flynn classic. 000
johnmoranski.bsky.social @johnmoranski.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Is a tight essential to a successful rush push? 010
johnmoranski.bsky.social @johnmoranski.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear— Life lessons abound. 000
johnmoranski.bsky.social @johnmoranski.bsky.social · 08/11/2024Brought to you by the Citizens Committee to Stamp Out Gullibility. The CCSOG is a non-profit organization. 000
johnmoranski.bsky.social @johnmoranski.bsky.social · 05/08/2024Yep. That’s the name of the high school. It’s in Sebastopol, CA. 030
johnmoranski.bsky.social @johnmoranski.bsky.social · 09/06/2024Do you prefer “Whether or not this happens,” or “”Whether this happens or not?” Or does it depend on the situation and the cadence? 100
johnmoranski.bsky.social @johnmoranski.bsky.social · 02/06/2024An embarrassment to whom? Alito? Mrs. Alito? 110
