John Michael Decker @johnmichaeldecker.bsky.social · 28/01/2026And fuck 🧊 too, while we’re at it. 010
John Michael Decker @johnmichaeldecker.bsky.social · 22/10/2025It’s the most wonderful time of the year! 🎃 020
John Michael Decker @johnmichaeldecker.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Circus of the Damned at Six Flags: the Great Escape-Fright Fest! 020
John Michael Decker @johnmichaeldecker.bsky.social · 09/08/2025Son, I recon I been eating Oreos since before you were even a wink in yer daddy’s eye, and I ain’t gonna stop now. 010
John Michael Decker @johnmichaeldecker.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Haven’t posted in a minute… so here’s this. 010
John Michael Decker @johnmichaeldecker.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for Jason tonight. 020
John Michael Decker @johnmichaeldecker.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Now that’s some serious gourmet shit. 010
John Michael Decker @johnmichaeldecker.bsky.social · 11/06/2025If there’s anything cooler than Batman, I don’t want to know what it is.  010
John Michael Decker @johnmichaeldecker.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Happy Pride to all of my friends in the LGBTQ+ community. 020
John Michael Decker @johnmichaeldecker.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Am I naïve to believe we can ever get here again? 010
John Michael Decker @johnmichaeldecker.bsky.social · 02/05/2025This is what I imagine is said at the start of every current cabinet meeting at the White House. 010