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John-Michael Bond

@johnmichaelbond.bsky.social

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Italian soda enthusiast. I take photos and write. Words at Passionfruit. “Cry Uncle” out on Burn This Records.

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John-Michael Bond @johnmichaelbond.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

I’m so fat I got body dismuffuletta.

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John-Michael Bond @johnmichaelbond.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

The R word is back and I think that sucks.

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John-Michael Bond @johnmichaelbond.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

My first comedy special Cry Uncle is now out and streaming on YouTube. Give it a watch to find out how long I spent working as a step mom on OnlyFans. youtu.be/7F3eHdfq9Bc?...

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John-Michael Bond: Cry Uncle (2024) | Full Comedy Special

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John-Michael Bond @johnmichaelbond.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Hot Frosty is a heart warming Christmas movie about finding love and how even in a Hallmark town the police are bastards you can't trust who will abuse their power at the expense of the public good.

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John-Michael Bond @johnmichaelbond.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Everything sucks, but last night I saw this dog in an Adidas tracksuit waiting for his dad to get chicken fingers. At least we have this guy.

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John-Michael Bond @johnmichaelbond.bsky.social · 15/07/2023

My family was financially ruined by my grandfather’s open casket funeral. We had no idea people would go back for a second or third casket.

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John-Michael Bond @johnmichaelbond.bsky.social · 18/07/2023

Wish Terence McKenna was alive to write a follow up to Food of the Gods that explains how Joe Rogan ate mushrooms and turned into a conservative Republican. I realize the answer is “capitalism ruins everything even magic,” but I want a scientist to write about it.

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John-Michael Bond @johnmichaelbond.bsky.social · 15/07/2023

My family was financially ruined by my grandfather’s open casket funeral. We had no idea people would go back for a second or third casket.

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