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johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social @johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
MAGA supporters like Trump because he’s the most successful version of the shittiest person you know.
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johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social @johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
What is your proudest accomplishment?
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johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social @johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
This Trump sequel is all of the awfulness with none of the whimsy. In the original he’d at least say something like ‘hamberders’ or ‘covfefe’ after calling his enemies traitorous scum
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johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social @johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
It’s not the language the turns people off classical literature, it’s that after a chapter of really poignant, emotional or tense action happening it is immediately followed by the most mind-numbing and tedious world building imaginable
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johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social @johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
On this economic black out day in the USA I would like to encourage my fellow Americans to not give more of your hard earned money to the American oligarchy. Instead, please donate to the Armed Forces of Ukraine to show solidarity with a people who are fighting for their freedom. Slava Ukraini!
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johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social @johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Stop putting stealth missions in the middle of my action game!
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johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social @johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I’m instantly turned off by any video game that requires me to create an account just to play offline
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johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social @johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
The only immigrant taking American jobs is Elon Musk
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johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social @johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
You know how crazy capitalism is? My girlfriend and I told each other “I love you” before we told each other how much money we made. Anyone else?
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johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social @johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Let’s just cut to the chase and call it Planet America. You know that’s where he is headed.
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johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social @johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
When Trump passes there will be no outpouring of love. No remembrance of his accomplishments or his character. There will be celebrations in the street, some crocodile tears from those looking to cash in on his legacy, and a feeling of “good riddance” from the rest of us.
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johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social @johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I…I don’t think anyone told the MAGA what Greenland is actually like
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johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social @johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
The disappointing fact is that if a majority of right-wing governments were in charge in the immediate aftermath of the pandemic we would be watching a global shift to the left at the moment instead of vice versa.
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johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social @johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
We owe gatekeepers an apology. For every talented, well-deserving person they pass up there are 100 crazies and morons they keep far away from us. …And that is my problem with podcasts.
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johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social @johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
So many Americans will cry about freedom and democracy until it inconveniences them in any way
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johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social @johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
How long do you spend on an outline for a book before actually writing the thing? Looking for input. #writing #novels #shutupandwrite
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johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social @johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
We need a 25 hour day solely dedicated to waking up, looking at your clock, smiling and going back to sleep for another 60 minutes.
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johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social @johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Just a thought, but I never understood the stereotype of Asians being “yellow” thing. I have never in my life met an Asian person who looked anywhere close to yellow
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johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social @johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
He may destroy the country but you do have to respect that he’s the greatest con man who ever lived.
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johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social @johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
So in Munich they have days in which dancing is outlawed. Seriously. I learned this about 30 minutes before performing at the Salsa Bar I was booked at for very disappointed Latinos.
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johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social @johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
1) GOP takes power. Spend the next 4-8 years giving out corporate tax breaks and destroying the economy. 2) Democrats take power. Spend the next 4-8 years pulling the country out of the effects of the last administration. People blame the Democrats for crap economy 3) Repeat for 34 years
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johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social @johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
It’s almost comical how horrible this new administration is about to be. The blind leading the blind…
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johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social @johnmccombscomedy.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
First post. Better not screw this up….Uhhh…fuck Elon?
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